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  • #1

    A funny SC!

    Hi everyone; its me, the manager of a cool game store in Canada!

    Me: Yours Truly
    SC: A bum in truly bummy clothing
    CC: cool customer in store

    Me: *usual spiel*
    SC: I want to use one of your computers (we are partly an internet cafe), could you unlock it from the security software so I can plug in my MP3 player?
    Me: Sorry sir, we cannot do that for you, there are too many viruses out there and that would be dangerous for the computer.
    SC: But... I came here several months ago and they let me do it!
    Me: *working here full time for the past 5 years* I have never seen you in my life, sorry cannot help you with that.
    SC:
    Me: GTFO NOW and Never come back. (I actually used those words but more graphically)
    SC: *While leaving store* I am going to report you.
    Me: Go right ahead!

    *After SC has left*

    CC: Who is that guy going to report to? Your boss will tell him exactly the same thing in exactly the same words!
    Me: Yup. That guy was an idiot.
    "Employees can make or break any business, so treat them with respect. Job satisfaction has little to do with money. Discover what it has to do with and make sure they get it."
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  • #2
    *blink*

    *cleans glasses and puts them back on to peer at you suspiciously*

    You lucky schmuck. You work for the Gord?
    What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper

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    • #3
      Quoth mharbourgirl View Post
      *blink*

      *cleans glasses and puts them back on to peer at you suspiciously*

      You lucky schmuck. You work for the Gord?
      My first thought.

      We need more Gords in charge.
      Labor boards have info on local laws for free
      HR believes the first person in the door
      Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
      Document everything
      CS proves Dunning-Kruger effect

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      • #4
        Quoth mharbourgirl View Post
        You work for the Gord?
        I think most of us here would love that, were it so. I was of the understanding that The Gord had effectively retired from retail life, for reasons not entirely of his own choosing, and had gone a-wandering...?
        "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
        "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
        "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
        "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
        "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
        "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
        Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
        "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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        • #5
          All Hail the Gord, For When He Returneth, He Shall Come With A Sword of Fire (emblem) In One Hand, and His Book Of Profanities In the Other. And Ye, he Shall Burn, and Smite the Unworthy, and the SC Shall Tremble and Weep at his Approach, For they Shall Know Their End is Nigh, At Hand of The Gord. And His Voice Shall Rend Asunder Those Who Hath Attempted to Defraud, and Vandalize the Gords Name, And Their Folly Shall Be Their Doom.

          Thus Sayeth The Prophecy.

          May Gord Be With You.

          __________________________________________________ ___________

          I would dearly love to work for the Gord, or one who was like him. >.>
          *~*THIS SIG HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!*~*


          It's a strange world. Let's keep it that way.-Elijah Snow

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