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  • Fighting for work

    This happened a couple months ago.

    I had just clocked on for my evening shift and come from the office in back to the front of the store. I see all my cw standing at the registers staring outside, with my sm in street clothes behind the counter on the phone. I wander up and see two guys fighting (rather inexpertly) right outside the window. SM was on the phone with the police, with everyone else standing there with mouths open.
    Shortly the fight broke up, sm tells the police and hangs up. Then one of the combatants comes into the store. I was expecting him to ask us to call the police, but noooo. He asks for an application!!!!
    SM hands him an app since we are required to give them to anyone who asks, but tells him there's no way in hell he's getting hired.
    The best part? He filled the app in and returned it.

  • #2
    You Gotta Fight....


    BAM! BAM!


    For Your Right.....


    BAM! BAM!


    To Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Employed!!!!!
    - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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    • #3
      He probably had no idea who your store manager was.

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      • #4
        Quoth Argabarga View Post
        You Gotta Fight....
        For Your Right.....
        Too soon...
        Last edited by Ree; 05-06-2012, 12:56 AM. Reason: Excessive quoting

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        • #5
          My thought's exactly Raveni. Though I did laugh Argabarga. The stupidity of the human race astounds me now a days.
          Your brain may not know what it is. Your brain may never figure out what it is. However, your heart knows, your heart always knows. --- Master Horkin from Brothers in Arms by Margaret Weis

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          • #6
            Here begins combat for possession of the job of pizza deliverer. If both survive the lirpa, combat will continue with the ahn-woon!
            Attached Files

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            • #7
              Was the position for a bouncer?

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              • #8
                Gee, the things one must fight for these days.

                Employment, the right to party, the right to masturbate....
                Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                • #9
                  Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                  Gee, the things one must fight for these days.

                  Employment, the right to party, the right to masturbate....
                  I saw the link and I was sure it was going to be this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgO9DNQAUc8

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                  • #10
                    What would Cyndi Lauper say?
                    Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Kristev View Post
                      What would Cyndi Lauper say?
                      That Time After Time, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - and Money Changes Everything.
                      Seshat's self-help guide:
                      1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                      2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                      3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                      4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                      "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Kristev View Post
                        What would Cyndi Lauper say?
                        She would probably say, "She BOP"

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                        • #13
                          Quoth emax4 View Post
                          She would probably say, "She BOP"
                          Do you know, I first heard that song as a healthy 16-year-old male, and never made the connection to what she was really singing about until I was 40.

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                          • #14
                            Don't feel bad. It took me ten years to get the "He wanks most highly in Wome!"-gag from "The Life Of Brian"...
                            The customer is always right, but this is a public house, and you are a guest.

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                            • #15
                              Mrs. IA had to explain this one to me: She Has The Horse And I Got The Saddle.
                              "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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