Phone Rings:
Me: Corporate Security this is Rainman, how can I help you?
Bank Employee: Yessir I need to have my parking pass disabled, I got fired today! (He sounded quite happy about this, meh whatever, maybe he hated his job)
Me: Oh, well sorry to hear that sir, but we don't disable parking passes in this dept, just access codes on your ID badge. (Also, I had never heard of an ex-employee being required to disable ther OWN parking privaledges
)
BE: Oh, well (person i've never heard of) said to call Blah Blah (Engineering Vendor), I called them and they transfered me to you!
Me: . . . why would you call the Engineering Vendor about your parking pass sir?
BE: (person I've never heard of) said to!
Me: Okay. . . well I'm afraid I can't help you on this sir, let me put you on hold for a moment.
I ask my supervisor what this dude needs to do, and we both do some digging and find the number we think he needs
Me: Still there sir?
BE: Yup!
Me: Okay, I don't know why you are disabling your own parking pass, but here is the number I think you need to do that . . .
BE: (Interupts me) My parking pass? Oh Engineer Vendor just finished up with that!
Me: Wait what? Um. . . they have no control over that. . . like at all. And if it's alreay done why did you call asking for it to be done?
BE:. . . . I'm not sure, well can you disable my access badge then?
Me: I sure will, that is if your Branch Manager or higher sends in the proper paperwork for that, otherwise no, not a chance.
BE: All right, I'll call you back then Jim (does not even closely sound like my name)
Me: You do that sir, have a good night.
Weird as hell right?
This guy was either a total moron, completly bonkers, or trying to pull something shady, time for me to make some calls.
Me: Corporate Security this is Rainman, how can I help you?
Bank Employee: Yessir I need to have my parking pass disabled, I got fired today! (He sounded quite happy about this, meh whatever, maybe he hated his job)
Me: Oh, well sorry to hear that sir, but we don't disable parking passes in this dept, just access codes on your ID badge. (Also, I had never heard of an ex-employee being required to disable ther OWN parking privaledges

BE: Oh, well (person i've never heard of) said to call Blah Blah (Engineering Vendor), I called them and they transfered me to you!
Me: . . . why would you call the Engineering Vendor about your parking pass sir?
BE: (person I've never heard of) said to!
Me: Okay. . . well I'm afraid I can't help you on this sir, let me put you on hold for a moment.
I ask my supervisor what this dude needs to do, and we both do some digging and find the number we think he needs
Me: Still there sir?
BE: Yup!
Me: Okay, I don't know why you are disabling your own parking pass, but here is the number I think you need to do that . . .
BE: (Interupts me) My parking pass? Oh Engineer Vendor just finished up with that!
Me: Wait what? Um. . . they have no control over that. . . like at all. And if it's alreay done why did you call asking for it to be done?
BE:. . . . I'm not sure, well can you disable my access badge then?
Me: I sure will, that is if your Branch Manager or higher sends in the proper paperwork for that, otherwise no, not a chance.
BE: All right, I'll call you back then Jim (does not even closely sound like my name)
Me: You do that sir, have a good night.
Weird as hell right?

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