I cant hear you!

[Sandiercy]

Me: Awesome game store manager who doesnt take crap
SC: not really a customer

SC: *Walks through store*
Me: Can I help you sir?
SC: *ignores me as he walks towards the door with the NO EXIT sign on it*
Me: Sir you cannot go through that door.
SC: *Still ignoring me*
Me: *at this point I am very close to him and repeating said statement* Sir...
SC: *Pushes through the door and leaves*
Me: *Slams the door hard behind him*

[emax4]

You guys need to have that as a false door and anyone who goes through it falls to a cartoonish death to the mountain floor below.

[Sandiercy]

We have been debating Electrifying the door for years. You know, like a cattle fence.

On a side note:

Me: Can I help you today sir?
SC: Do you guys have any video cards here?
Me: No, we just do board games and card games, no electronics.

Boss: *later in the day* I had this guy come in 5 times today asking about computer parts.
Me: Was he asian with glasses?
Boss: Yes.

[mariamousie1]

You guys need to have that as a false door and anyone who goes through it falls to a cartoonish death to the mountain floor below.

Reminds me of Family Guy. "Sir you can't go through that door." "Just watch me." *opens door and there's a brick wall behind it* "No, I mean you can't go through that door because it leads nowhere. Go through that one over there."

[MoonCat]

There needs to be a zombie behind that door.

[Zenova]

There needs to be a zombie behind that door.

Or a boxing glove on a spring.
With a horseshoe in it.

[Pharm Girl]

Or a boxing glove on a spring.
With a horseshoe in it.

ththththththat's all folks!

[lobo94]

ththththththat's all folks!

Get your Looney Tunes gear from Acme!

[Tiberious]

Or a boxing glove on a spring.
With a horseshoe in it.

Here's one o' me favorites, Mac!

Props to anyone who gets that reference.

[Jetfire]

SC: *ignores me as he walks towards the door with the NO EXIT sign on it*

<FamilyGuy> Too bad there wasn't a bear behind the door. Then he could complain about why you didn't have a Bear sign on the door.</FamilyGuy>

So if the door wasn't an exit, where did it go that he would be so determined to get?

[TheSHAD0W]

They make an emergency door latch where, when you push the bar, an alarm goes off, but there's a ten second delay before the door comes unlatched. I recommend one for your store.

[downforit2008]

Next time, install a trap door there that has any future moron fall through it down a chute and into some large septic tank somewhere. I would have suggested a trash bin, but that's too good for people like that, since a septic tank would really show just how full of CRAP they can be!