I WANNA GO TO TEH MOON!?

[badriri]

Basically, I work for a company, and at times, we get customers, that are most likely, on drugs
Heres a story with "V" (not saying full name)
It seemed like a normal day of work, taking Live Chats, until V comes on.

R: Hi, V, thanks for choosing [Company Name], how may I help?
V: I wanna go to the moon!?!?!?
R: We don't have a rocket ship.
V: WANNA GO TO THE MOON WANNA GO TO THE MOON WANNA GO TO THE MOON!
R: Hang on, I was told by J (CEO of [Company Name]), that you were meant to be bringing us $12 trillion in a armored car?
V: Dang it, how did you know that!?
R: I was told by J (Employee of [Company Name])
V has left the room.
R has left the room.

That's not all he does, he also comes on Live Chats reporting terrorist plots, demanding us to call the FBI about them.

Anyway, hope you enjoyed that little... stupid story :P Bia!

[ADeMartino]

Doesn't sound like he's on drugs. Sounds more like he's just a bored little twit,

[HYHYBT]

"Oh, I'd like to visit the moon,
On a rocket ship high in the air.
Yes, I'd like to visit the moon,
But I don't think I'd like to live there."

[gremcint]

V: I wanna go to the moon!?!?!?

One of these days. *shakes fist*

[Argus]

Well, if that's how we're going to reply ....

"Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On a-Jupiter and Mars"

Or maybe ....

"Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space.
Space space wanna go to space
Space space going to space oh boy
Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Instead of sending V to the moon, let's send him to the sun instead.

It's too hot there, you say? No problem. We'll shoot him up there at night.

[BroSCFischer]

One of these days. *shakes fist*

To the moon, Alice.

First thoughts, before I even read the thread.

Though I did think the Sinatra was a nice touch.

SC

[Racket_Man]

V: I wanna go to the moon!?!?!?

BUT I WANNNA go to Pigfarts


***** cookies for reference *****

[badriri]

I agree.

Doesn't sound like he's on drugs. Sounds more like he's just a bored little twit,

Yeah, I agree on that one a tiny bit

[mharbourgirl]

BUT I WANNNA go to Pigfarts


***** cookies for reference *****

You can't go to Pigfarts. It's on Mars!

[Pixilated]

Sounds like you got one of Gravekeeper's customers ...

[Mr Hero]

What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.

[Racket_Man]

You can't go to Pigfarts. It's on Mars!

**** RM hands mharborgirl cookies of their choise (in mass quantities) *******

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Sounds like you got one of Gravekeeper's customers ...

That's what I was thinking . . .

Mr. Death to America is branching out.

[Jay 2K Winger]

"Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space.
Space space wanna go to space
Space space going to space oh boy
Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!"

"Dad? I'm in space. I'm proud of you, son. Dad, are you space? Yes. Now we are a family again."