Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

That Would Require Me to HAVE Any...

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • That Would Require Me to HAVE Any...

    The title will make sense shortly, I promise.

    Guy today called in, wanting a specific clearance laptop, would have NO other. That's fine. But it MUST be the price he paid back in December, and it MUST not be the *gasp* display model. After some wrangling over the price, I made it clear to him that we could NOT take another $150 off an already deeply discounted model, of which the floor model was the only one left, especially when it had NEVER been the price he was quoting me. He claimed he was writing everything down, so I made sure to write down every price I quoted him while he was still on the phone.

    A few hours later, his friend came in, with the original guy on the phone. I was with another customer at the time, and they tried to keep butting in. I managed to finish with my customer, making the idiots wait several minutes until my good customer's full $500 order was done. :P

    Both refused to deal with my manager, or anyone BUT me, even when I suggested that my manager could better help them. Both tried to bully me into giving it to them for the price they wanted to pay, to throw in a free full warranty, and to take the original guy's credit card over the phone.

    They ended up buying the floor model for the marked price, without even the 5% discount on floor models, because my manager was that annoyed. He rang them up. Of course, this was followed by trying to breathe down my neck while I set it back to factory, but whatever.

    The icing on the cake, and the reason for the topic, was the original guy's repeated and INSISTENT reiteration as to why he felt he deserved a discount. You see, he'd been to McDonald's yesterday, and left his laptop on a table near the door while he went to the restroom, and it had been stolen. This, therefore, must entitle him to, and I quote, a "sympathy price."



    P.S. - When I oh so helpfully suggested a Kensington lock for his new laptop, he got HIGHLY offended, and yelled that he shouldn't have to lock up anything in a small town.
    Last edited by Dragon_Dreamer; 06-25-2012, 03:38 AM.

  • #2
    Bahahahahahhaa. It's called "get insurance buddy". Or should I say "Get insurance or SUCK IT UP!" glad you & your boss stuck to your guns. Whadda moron!
    Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! - Don't you dare erase my hard disk!

    This is Tech Support, not Customer Service.
    What's the difference?
    We're allowed to tell you "no".

    Comment


    • #3
      Quoth Dragon_Dreamer View Post
      This, therefore, must entitle him to, and I quote, a "sympathy price."
      It took me while to figure it out, but I see what you did there.

      Believe me, I have no "sympathy" for willfully stupid people either.
      Sometimes life is altered.
      Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
      Uneasy with confrontation.
      Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

      Comment


      • #4
        Sympathy price? HA! How about a "Stupidity penalty?"

        Oh, wait. You said no 5% floor model discount. I guess that qualifies.
        "If your day is filled with firefighting, you need to start taking the matches away from the toddlers…” - HM

        Comment


        • #5
          Well, look on the bright side. When this laptop also gets ganked, at least the SC won't have paid as much for it as his first one.
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

          Comment


          • #6
            What a dumbass. Small town or not you ALWAYS have your laptop with you and NEVER out of your sight. To be honest, he didn't deserve that discount. But I like that you and the manager flew that floor model under his nose.
            I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
            Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
            Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

            Comment


            • #7
              I'll bet he threw a huge hissy fit and tried to get McDonald's to pay for his laptop, and/or give him a free meal, and/or give him free meals for life, because the employees should have been keeping an eye on his laptop while he was in the bathroom.

              Comment


              • #8
                To clarify: he didn't get any discount. He paid the price as marked.

                Comment


                • #9
                  Geez, the few times I've been to McD's with a laptop, I feel anxious just to leave it on the table when I stand up to get napkins 5 feet away.

                  The only time I've seen anyone get a sympathy price is if they got an ice cream cone and it immediately spilled on the ground. Anything else and it's their problem. I wonder if he does the same thing if his car got stolen and he had to return to the dealership.

                  And he knew he was in the wrong when he specifically asked not to see a manager. Customers only ask for a manager when they think they're right. He was trying to get something for nothing and assumed you were a sucker. Ironically, I bet with the weak spines management often has, he might have actually gotten further with the MOD.
                  Fiancee: We're going to need to do laundry. I'm out of clean pants.
                  Me: Sounds like a job for Gravekeeper!
                  Fiancee: What?!
                  Me: Nevermind.

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Quoth Dragon_Dreamer View Post
                    left his laptop on a table near the door while he went to the restroom,
                    I don't even leave a paperback book on the table in a public place if I have to use the ladies.

                    And this nimrod thinks you should reward him for being, well, a nimrod . . .

                    Oy.

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      Nah, the manager was the one to ring him up. The friend who came in had kept trying to ignore the managers, but I told him only they could give him anything. My AM laughed in the guy's face. Based on the entire episode and their attitudes, we think they were trying to intimidate and outsmart me. The looming, the sob story, ignoring big men in favor of a petite woman, and the constant twisting of the earlier conversation all fit. DD doesn't play that game.

                      Comment


                      • #12


                        cos you're suppose to take a price hit because he was careless and left a laptop behind.

                        I'm not even sure personal property insurance covers that. I mean stolen is one thing but "i left it behind" is something else entirely.

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Quoth Dragon_Dreamer View Post
                          P.S. - When I oh so helpfully suggested a Kensington lock for his new laptop, he got HIGHLY offended, and yelled that he shouldn't have to lock up anything in a small town.
                          Hey genius, you just had your last one stolen! Buy the <blank> lock, you moron!

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            Quoth MadMike View Post
                            It took me while to figure it out, but I see what you did there.

                            Believe me, I have no "sympathy" for willfully stupid people either.
                            Me neither. I don't take Ducky away from the house. Hell, I'm funny about going outside on my back deck. If I have to run in to pee, I bring Ducky inside and leave him either on the sofa or the desk while I run to the bathroom 'cause leaving Skittles out there to guard it just ain't enough.

                            That guy was not only an SC but a first class moron to boot. He chose to leave his laptop unattended. The fact that he even refused to buy a Kensington lock just goes to show he's also a hardhead that doesn't learn lessons even the hard way.
                            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              How about ADDING 5% as a stupidity fee?

                              I've seen people in the local coffee shops leave their laptops while they go to the restroom or to get another coffee. I wouldn't try it there, either. I've got Lojack on my computer but that's no guarantee I'd get it back.
                              When you start at zero, everything's progress.

                              Comment

                              Working...