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So a few days ago, we got a call from a customer complaining that he needs his shipment now despite the fact that delivery is impossible until the next day at the earliest. The call center rep explains this, but the man is adamant, insisting he needs it today. Finally, she transferrs the call to her superior seeing as she had no luck. The following ensues:
Sup: Hello, this is Sup How may I help you?
CrappyCustomer: The last girl said they can't deliver until tomarrow, but I NEEEDDD it TODAY!
Sup: Okay, let me get some information first. *asks questions*
CC: *answers questions*
Sup: Thanks so much. Now I see here you have 2 pallets of toilet paper coning in from AssMan Co. in Florida. Is this correct?
CC: Yes.
Sup: The ETA I have here on my screen confirms what the pervious rep stated. The earliest delivery date is indeed tomarrow.
CC: You don't understand. I NEEEDDDD it NOOWWWWW!
Sup: I apologise sir, but I see here your shipment is still 3 states away. Delivery today is impossible. If road conditions are favorable, you will recieve this tomarrow. If not, we will deliver the day after.
CC: THE DAY AFTER?!!!
Sup: Yes sir. Because you didn't request a specific delivery date, this is not a rush delivery and, therefore, you must be patient. If this is a problem, I advise you to request an appointment with future shipments.
CC: But WE NEED ITTTTT!!! We're completely out of toilet paper and we already used up all the tissues & napkins and one guy ate mexican so now he's stuck in the bathroom with nothing to wipe with and we're down a guy so we're really struggling to get all this work done and Bob has been stuck on the toilet for 2 hours and now he's yelling that his ass cheeks fell asleep and it's really distracting for all of us!!!
Sup: I'm sorry to hear that sir, but the soonest we can deliver is tomarrow evening. Perhaps you could visit the nearest grocery store to purchase a few rolls of toilet paper. That should tide you over until tomarrow.
CC: Oh...I never thought of that...That might work. Thanks!
Sup: It's my pleasure sir. And I recomend a tad more foresight in the future.
CC: Oh ok. Thanks!
Sup: You're very welcome sir. Will that be all?
CC: Yes, thank you.
Sup: Glad to help. Have a nice day sir.
*CLICK*
Sup: .......BUWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*coug hcoughcoughcoughhackcough* *inhale exhale* BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Any brain cells, meals, and/or belongings prone to water damage are not the responsibility of Kisa. Sign here. x____________.
Moving on!
So a few days ago, we got a call from a customer complaining that he needs his shipment now despite the fact that delivery is impossible until the next day at the earliest. The call center rep explains this, but the man is adamant, insisting he needs it today. Finally, she transferrs the call to her superior seeing as she had no luck. The following ensues:
Sup: Hello, this is Sup How may I help you?
CrappyCustomer: The last girl said they can't deliver until tomarrow, but I NEEEDDD it TODAY!
Sup: Okay, let me get some information first. *asks questions*
CC: *answers questions*
Sup: Thanks so much. Now I see here you have 2 pallets of toilet paper coning in from AssMan Co. in Florida. Is this correct?
CC: Yes.
Sup: The ETA I have here on my screen confirms what the pervious rep stated. The earliest delivery date is indeed tomarrow.
CC: You don't understand. I NEEEDDDD it NOOWWWWW!
Sup: I apologise sir, but I see here your shipment is still 3 states away. Delivery today is impossible. If road conditions are favorable, you will recieve this tomarrow. If not, we will deliver the day after.
CC: THE DAY AFTER?!!!
Sup: Yes sir. Because you didn't request a specific delivery date, this is not a rush delivery and, therefore, you must be patient. If this is a problem, I advise you to request an appointment with future shipments.
CC: But WE NEED ITTTTT!!! We're completely out of toilet paper and we already used up all the tissues & napkins and one guy ate mexican so now he's stuck in the bathroom with nothing to wipe with and we're down a guy so we're really struggling to get all this work done and Bob has been stuck on the toilet for 2 hours and now he's yelling that his ass cheeks fell asleep and it's really distracting for all of us!!!
Sup: I'm sorry to hear that sir, but the soonest we can deliver is tomarrow evening. Perhaps you could visit the nearest grocery store to purchase a few rolls of toilet paper. That should tide you over until tomarrow.
CC: Oh...I never thought of that...That might work. Thanks!
Sup: It's my pleasure sir. And I recomend a tad more foresight in the future.
CC: Oh ok. Thanks!
Sup: You're very welcome sir. Will that be all?
CC: Yes, thank you.
Sup: Glad to help. Have a nice day sir.
*CLICK*
Sup: .......BUWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*coug hcoughcoughcoughhackcough* *inhale exhale* BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
It really didn't occur to them to go to the fracking GROCERY STORE??? 
Geez, even most convenience stores and gas stations have toilet paper. 
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