Desperately wanting to do exactly what the customer asked me to do.

[Sandiercy]

Me, I work at this awesome game store selling board games and card games.

My coworker came up to me and tossed a $20 on the counter and said "break it". Oh my, my fingers got real itchy and I very nearly tore the bill in half. Thankfully the coworker is a cool guy and had no problem with that but I really really want to do that for an SC sometime.

[scruff]

I'd have still ripped the note in half. and then stuck the halfs together with tape and smiled sweetly and said 'next time, say please'.
:-)

[Cyberguy]

I dunno, I read a story on Not Always Right were a jerk ripped a hundred dollar tip from someone else after being asked to break it by the worker.

That's the kinda thing that can blow up in your face if you aren't careful.

[raudf]

Ah, at the repair center, we had access to a few tools up front.. wrenches and such. Never, ever ask us to break a 20 or larger. At least one of us would get a kick out of grabbing the wrench and smacking the bill going, "Is it broken yet?"

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

When did it become so hard to go up to a cashier and say " Excuse me, could you break a $20 for me please?"

I've never had anyone be upset at me for asking that. Even if they didn't they usually just politely said that they couldn't and point me towards a store more likely to have the scratch to do so.

[I am the Lizard Queen!!]

Yeah, I just got a twitch in my eyelid from reading that.
Break your foot off in his ass.....

[wolfie]

Me, I work at this awesome game store selling board games and card games.

My coworker came up to me and tossed a $20 on the counter and said "break it".

Four words: Water, liquid nitrogen, hammer.

His bill would definitely be broken after that treatment.

[Crossbow]

"With pleasure!"

reaches for the scissors with an evil grin....


What? Cutting isn't the same as breaking?