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  • Hey, you SAID to call the cops! (Long)

    This is a rather feel good story of a SC pwning themselves, enjoy!

    B/G: My bank has several locations in grocery stores that stay open a bit later then our regular branches. So yesterday at one of them they were experiencing unusually high traffic. They would serve everyone in line, only to have more people get in line right behind the other customers. They went above and beyond by staying open as late as they could (about half an hour longer) but for reasons I won't get into, they MUST close at a certain time, they literally have no choice. So they had to cut off the line before everyone got served.

    End B/G

    So I get a call from the grocery branch and all I can hear is loud, angry yelling. Between screams this the Bank Employee tells me that this SC did not like being told he couldn't conduct his business today and was pulling the whole "you WILL take care of me, I refuse to move from this spot until you do" routine. I pulled up the cameras and indeed, there he was, arms folded, face red, and mouth constantly moving. I could hear him and he was actually sort of SINGING his whole "Im not moving, na na na na na na. You're a bank you HAVE to serve me, its the law! Go ahead and call the cops, they will make you! bwahahaha!"

    BE asks me what she should do, I ask her if she is feeling threatened and she responds with a vigorous yes. So I conference in her local PD and begin the dispatch procedure. BE tells the SC that police are being contacted and he has one last chance to leave. Oh my freaking gaw, he went shitballs. "WHAT!!! YOU ACTUALLY CALLED THE COPS!! YOU F**KING B**CH BLAH BLAH!!!"

    You will not believe what this moron does next, with the police ON THE PHONE, he starts trying to punch or smack BE over the counter and reaching for the phone. He starts yelling "IM GONNA KILL YOU B**CH!!!! IM GONNA KILL YOU!!" I imagine this perks up the dispatcher because she said officers would be there in 30 seconds.

    Folks, what I saw on the cameras next made my day. The cameras were set up in a way so I could see the officers run into the store, and see SC still trying to get over the counter while BE was swinging the phone at him by the cord, hitting him with the phone itself and holding him at bay.

    The first officer ran up behind SC, who was a rather small looking young woman and wrapped her arm around his neck (which makes what happened next SO much better) She just choke slammed him to the floor. SC tries to get up but can only manage lying on the ground kicking up at her (Officer 1). Officer 2 ran up with his nightstick and started going to work on SC, which made him stop kicking for second and allowed Officer 1 to pull her taser and finally subdue SC. He was immediatly arrested and taken away.

    Folks I wish I could post the video feed without breaking some laws, because if I hadn't seen it all happen before my eyes I wouldn't have believed it Probably the most messed up situation I have seen on this job so far.

  • #2
    Wonder if he sees the irony that whatever financial gain he hoped to get has just been utterly wiped out by bail money and court costs?

    Nah, he probably hasn't learned a thing, except what it feels like to get choke slammed
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    • #3
      Too bad. I'd love to see an sc get choke-slammed!!
      I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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      • #4
        That's why being small and skilled is advantageous. I almost ALWAYS get underestimated. Just because I'm short doesn't mean I can't subdue you if I need to.
        Last edited by MadMike; 07-14-2012, 09:09 PM. Reason: Please don't quote the entire post. We've already read it.
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        • #5
          were the cameras recording?

          i know you can't youtube it for us cos of security / privacy matters but... maybe someday once the data is no longer sensitive it can be used in one of those cop vid shows

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          • #6
            Quoth PepperElf View Post
            were the cameras recording?

            i know you can't youtube it for us cos of security / privacy matters but... maybe someday once the data is no longer sensitive it can be used in one of those cop vid shows
            World's Dumbest on TruTV. It needs to happen.
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            • #7
              Oh, yes, it has to be on World's Dumbest. Leif and Todd would have a field day with this guy getting taken down like that.
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              • #8
                Heck, I would love to see what Loni Love has to say about this idiot! LOL.

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                • #9
                  PWNADE(TM) - served up fresh and juicy!

                  I love it!
                  PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

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                  • #10
                    So instead of getting his banking done, he gets 5-10 in the pen. Awesome!
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                    • #11
                      Now that would be something I would've loved to have had a front row seat for!
                      Eh, one day I'll have something useful here. Until then, have a cookie or two.

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                      • #12
                        Well, isn't Customer Service about serving the customer? And he was given what he asked for . . .

                        Nicely done.
                        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                        • #13
                          I've got to quit saying "They can't get any dumber..can they?" because the answer is always not only yes..but "Oh heck yes they can!". In fact this sc moves got dumber each time. First asking the teller to call the police. Then the assault ON CAMERA. But wait, that really wasn't the 'dumbest' part. Oh no, they had to top themselves by trying to kick a police officer! Now that, that is just down right .. sorry dumb would just insult dumb people..is there a word for how bad this is?? All caught on camera, so even if there was a way they could have denied it (don't ask me how, through some legal shenanigans or something) there is now permanent visual proof.
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                          • #14
                            I would pay to see this video.
                            I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

                            Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                              Well, isn't Customer Service about serving the customer? And he was given what he asked for . . .

                              Nicely done.
                              The SC DID insist that the bank was obligated by law to serve the SC.
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