So, we have silly people call us late at night. I don't know why this is, but here's a couple of their latest questions that had us all doubled over. These are courtesy of my overnight pharmacist.
1)Is it contagious?
A gentleman called, wanting to know if he could catch lung cancer from his wife. He wanted to make sure, because they like to have sex, and they're "very oral."
He was advised that lung cancer itself was not contagious, but to be careful of any of the meds she was taking, they could work their way into assorted bodily fluids.
2) Dental care
A lady was brushing her teeth one evening, and she had 2 open tubes on her bathroom counter. One was toothpaste, one wasn't. Guess which one she grabbed to squeeze onto her toothbrush? Yum, Preparation H!
I'm sure she won't have any swelling or itchy burning in her mouth for awhile.
1)Is it contagious?
A gentleman called, wanting to know if he could catch lung cancer from his wife. He wanted to make sure, because they like to have sex, and they're "very oral."
He was advised that lung cancer itself was not contagious, but to be careful of any of the meds she was taking, they could work their way into assorted bodily fluids.
2) Dental care
A lady was brushing her teeth one evening, and she had 2 open tubes on her bathroom counter. One was toothpaste, one wasn't. Guess which one she grabbed to squeeze onto her toothbrush? Yum, Preparation H!
I'm sure she won't have any swelling or itchy burning in her mouth for awhile.
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