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A couple of weeks ago, I had to work 8 days in a row ontop of now 5 days in a row. So naturally there are so many SCs or the like I had to deal with. Here are the big ones that stand out:
Attack of the Catpiss
I knew it was true and was relieved to never experience it, till this month. Guy comes in, goes up to me and says "You look nice for your girlfriend"
. I tell him I don't have a girlfriend and he walks away. Next thing I know, I smell something awful. About 5 minutes later he comes back to me and apologizes, "Well, I assumed you were a lesbian and had a girlfriend" I am so out that I don't care who knows, so I said "Yes, I am a lesbian and I am single". At this point he was so close to me I was about to gag. Smell of catpiss was horrible. And he had crumbs on his beard. My manager (I like to call her Cool Manager or CM) gave me the oddest look when he walked away. I almost put my head in the fragrance case.
I Smell a Scam
I was working the front register and some chick was standing outside. Then came a car and she grabbed some merch to return. I knew something was fishy but I had my manager deal with it. He turned it down. I mean, it was a bag full of expensive stuff. He told me I was smart to get him.
The Grouchy Lady
This lady just boggles my mind. I hate the front cause of her. I really do. She always buys 2 rootbeers in the bottle and wants them double bagged flat. No problem. But her other items, I started bagging and she turned into a major bitch.
GL: I want these bagged in a specific way
Me: So, you want these ontop of the soda?
GL: I want the soda bagged flat.
rinse and repeat
GL: Yes I do.
Me: Thats what I was trying to ask you ma'am.
GL: Oh
I could write a book on her
I Don't Give a Flying Fuck
SC: You know, the only reason why I am buying this here is because I have this card? *a store credit card from returns*. Its cheaper at such and such.
Me: Ok
SC: *look on face like I should be thanking him/her for getting it there than the other place*
Come In Your Damn Self
Or at least rip off the packaging of what you want. Don't send in your husband with nothing but a cheap ass cell phone. I was with another customer when he asked if I could help. I told him I would be a moment and he goes on the phone and said "I am waiting for her to finish with another customer... No, it will be a minute". Bad things to come. Guy got so confused and confused me, which got me yelled at on the phone. He said something about puppy pads and she goes "No, not puppy pads. I want adult diapers". And this started a whole thing-
Me: I won't know what you want until I see the item. They all are different sizes and prices *shes also giving me false info, which is more difficult to handle*
Her: No, no no. I have been shopping here for x amount of years. That is not right
rinse and repeat
Her: I want the manager
Me: *walks up to pharmacy counter so they can page CM (thankfully she was on duty, thats her department)*
Too bad I didn't think about it at the time, shoulda got her first.
I think thats it for now. God I hate people.
Attack of the Catpiss
I knew it was true and was relieved to never experience it, till this month. Guy comes in, goes up to me and says "You look nice for your girlfriend"
. I tell him I don't have a girlfriend and he walks away. Next thing I know, I smell something awful. About 5 minutes later he comes back to me and apologizes, "Well, I assumed you were a lesbian and had a girlfriend" I am so out that I don't care who knows, so I said "Yes, I am a lesbian and I am single". At this point he was so close to me I was about to gag. Smell of catpiss was horrible. And he had crumbs on his beard. My manager (I like to call her Cool Manager or CM) gave me the oddest look when he walked away. I almost put my head in the fragrance case.I Smell a Scam
I was working the front register and some chick was standing outside. Then came a car and she grabbed some merch to return. I knew something was fishy but I had my manager deal with it. He turned it down. I mean, it was a bag full of expensive stuff. He told me I was smart to get him.
The Grouchy Lady
This lady just boggles my mind. I hate the front cause of her. I really do. She always buys 2 rootbeers in the bottle and wants them double bagged flat. No problem. But her other items, I started bagging and she turned into a major bitch.
GL: I want these bagged in a specific way
Me: So, you want these ontop of the soda?
GL: I want the soda bagged flat.
rinse and repeat
GL: Yes I do.
Me: Thats what I was trying to ask you ma'am.
GL: Oh
I could write a book on her
I Don't Give a Flying Fuck
SC: You know, the only reason why I am buying this here is because I have this card? *a store credit card from returns*. Its cheaper at such and such.
Me: Ok
SC: *look on face like I should be thanking him/her for getting it there than the other place*
Come In Your Damn Self
Or at least rip off the packaging of what you want. Don't send in your husband with nothing but a cheap ass cell phone. I was with another customer when he asked if I could help. I told him I would be a moment and he goes on the phone and said "I am waiting for her to finish with another customer... No, it will be a minute". Bad things to come. Guy got so confused and confused me, which got me yelled at on the phone. He said something about puppy pads and she goes "No, not puppy pads. I want adult diapers". And this started a whole thing-
Me: I won't know what you want until I see the item. They all are different sizes and prices *shes also giving me false info, which is more difficult to handle*
Her: No, no no. I have been shopping here for x amount of years. That is not right
rinse and repeat
Her: I want the manager
Me: *walks up to pharmacy counter so they can page CM (thankfully she was on duty, thats her department)*
Too bad I didn't think about it at the time, shoulda got her first.
I think thats it for now. God I hate people.
. This is what happens when I post with no sleep.
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