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  • It's a slot machine, not a freakin' punching bag!

    I was walking through the casino floor on my way out of the building after work a few days ago and I caught notice of this rather animated woman playing one of our machines.

    Now, it's no secret that slot players can sometimes have some unusual habits.

    Behaviors I've seen include:

    - Tapping each payline reel until it settles on a symbol
    - Waving a hand across as if trying to use a Jedi mind trick on it
    - Massaging the ball at the end of the handle (yes, really)
    - Making hand motions as if conducting an orchestra after pressing the spin button
    - Drumming on the machine a set number of times before spinning

    Anyway you get the idea.

    This woman was actually NOT guilty of any of the behaviors described above.

    What she was guilty of was abusing this machine on a level I've scarcely seen before.

    This was a more traditional slot machine, not a video slot. Like this:

    http://aslotmachines.com/Picture%20002.jpg

    The first thing this woman was doing was rapidly mashing the CRAP out of the "spin" button non stop.

    See, the idea is you hit the spin button ONCE, the reels spin and then stop. You get your winnings (if any) and then you hit the spin button again to keep playing. This woman just kept smashing away at the spin button being so loud that it was easily noticeable from 15 feet away.

    Also, this machine has a bonus game which gives you free spins. Again, you need only hit the button ONCE to trigger the free spins.

    What does this woman do? Smash the spin button EVEN HARDER non stop through the ENTIRE bonus game.

    Slot machines are designed to take some wear and tear but this kind of abuse can easily damage the buttons.

    I know gamblers can be aggressive sometimes, but this woman was nearly off the charts. Never have I heard someone pound away on a machine so mercilessly.
    "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

  • #2
    She's doing it wrong! You're only supposed to SLAM the button after the first shake of the pokeball--- oh wait...
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    • #3
      Quoth AmbrosiaWriter View Post
      She's doing it wrong! You're only supposed to SLAM the button after the first shake of the pokeball--- oh wait...
      Sorry to hijack, but was that EVER proven to work? :O

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      • #4
        Quoth Kaycichu View Post
        Sorry to hijack, but was that EVER proven to work? :O
        I believe it was a confirmed "work" in only the original games (Red, Blue, and Yellow.) Well, not "work" but "chance increase." I'm not sure, but it sure did feel like you were doing something to help yourself when you were smashing a button rather than just sitting there.
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        • #5
          I certainly had a good percentage of "successes" that had failed until I tried that, but ONLY in Yellow & Blue. Anything newer & it never worked - in fact sometimes even trying it seemed to make the ball fail immediately.
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          • #6
            Tapping each payline reel until it settles on a symbol
            *hides* Mom and I are guilty as charged...we'll play video slots and if we're trying to get the bonus game to pop up we'll do that to get that elusive third symbol. Mom sometimes goes as far as to rub her finger up and down on the screen.

            We also both start bonus games by touching both our pointer and pinky fingers to the screen, devil-horns style (she claims it's an Italian good luck gesture...I dunno.)

            As for that woman, I bet she's the reason half of the button on the machines I played yesterday didn't work. Clearly by beating up the machine she'll get rich quick,right?

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            • #7
              As someone that understands how slot machines are built (the machines I run use many of the same parts) I am the most boring person to watch playing. Just a light tap of the buttons. I know that the moment you hit the spin button, the machine determines the what the outcome will be before the first 'wheel' even stops. There is nothing the player can do to change that. Slots are true games of chance. Everyone has the same chance to win. Smashing buttons trying to get it to do what you want just breaks the machine just pisses of the person that has to fix it.

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              • #8
                Quoth Arcus View Post
                As someone that understands how slot machines are built (the machines I run use many of the same parts) I am the most boring person to watch playing. Just a light tap of the buttons. I know that the moment you hit the spin button, the machine determines the what the outcome will be before the first 'wheel' even stops. There is nothing the player can do to change that. Slots are true games of chance. Everyone has the same chance to win. Smashing buttons trying to get it to do what you want just breaks the machine just pisses of the person that has to fix it.
                I know I have the same chance no matter what, but I feel better doing my little "cha-cha" arm dance as I wait for the wheels to stop. I don't play slots very often, so I have as much fun as I can while doing it.

                I managed to piss off this old woman next to me who mumbled under her breath the stupid things people think are lucky... all while kissing every single token she put into the machine (SO GROSS ><.)
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                • #9
                  Quoth Nashida View Post
                  *hides* Mom and I are guilty as charged...we'll play video slots and if we're trying to get the bonus game to pop up we'll do that to get that elusive third symbol. Mom sometimes goes as far as to rub her finger up and down on the screen.

                  We also both start bonus games by touching both our pointer and pinky fingers to the screen, devil-horns style (she claims it's an Italian good luck gesture...I dunno.)

                  As for that woman, I bet she's the reason half of the button on the machines I played yesterday didn't work. Clearly by beating up the machine she'll get rich quick,right?
                  I admit it, I do the same thing. I'll swipe the reels, or tap the bonus reel if I've almost got the bonus game, and other tricks. I know it does nothing luckwise, but it entertains ME, letting me do something else other than waiting for the game to stop and show if I've won or not.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth AmbrosiaWriter View Post
                    I believe it was a confirmed "work" in only the original games (Red, Blue, and Yellow.) Well, not "work" but "chance increase." I'm not sure, but it sure did feel like you were doing something to help yourself when you were smashing a button rather than just sitting there.
                    Having played Japanese Pokémon Green and Yellow, Stadium and US Red/Blue/Yellow, I was very interested in this question.

                    What "seemed" to work was holding the B button (not mashing it) while the ball shook.

                    However, it was a very sporadic chance increase, and after I got something like six fails in a row, I gave up and started making Game Shark cheat codes where I could have 99 Master Balls and catch as many Mew as I could sell for $6.00 each to very happy neighbors.
                    Why do they make Superglue but not Batglue?

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                    • #11
                      I see that every damn shift. People making signs of the cross over their machines, then beating the HELL out of the machines while they wait to see if they won....
                      ~LSTYD~
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                      • #12
                        My hubby was working and some idiot actually punched the machine and shattered it. He then proceeded to walk away and go to the cafe in the SAME casino! They caught him and I do believe they made him pay for it.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Zoom View Post
                          Having played Japanese Pokémon Green and Yellow, Stadium and US Red/Blue/Yellow, I was very interested in this question.

                          What "seemed" to work was holding the B button (not mashing it) while the ball shook.

                          However, it was a very sporadic chance increase, and after I got something like six fails in a row, I gave up and started making Game Shark cheat codes where I could have 99 Master Balls and catch as many Mew as I could sell for $6.00 each to very happy neighbors.
                          You know you didn't even have to use Game Shark to make x99 of any item o.O there was a cheat built into the first three games that allowed you to do that. No game shark needed.
                          My Writing Blog -Updated 05/06/2013
                          It's so I can get ideas out of my head, I decided to put it in a blog in case people are bored or are curious as to the (many) things in progress.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Anakah View Post
                            My hubby was working and some idiot actually punched the machine and shattered it. He then proceeded to walk away and go to the cafe in the SAME casino! They caught him and I do believe they made him pay for it.
                            Yeah we've lost a few belly (front) doors from machines that way.

                            I don't have a problem with rubbing or tapping "luck rituals" so long as the player treats the machine with respect as they do it, it's the people who just beat the stuffing out of the things that drive me mad.
                            "If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurant

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                            • #15
                              Quoth AmbrosiaWriter View Post
                              You know you didn't even have to use Game Shark to make x99 of any item o.O there was a cheat built into the first three games that allowed you to do that. No game shark needed.
                              Ah, missing no.?

                              Missing No. and M scare the bejesus out of me. I'm happy with my Johto games. No special glitches or cheats, but hey, I'm okay.

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