Naked Guy in Hall...

[Skarredmind]

I am still newish at the hotel I work at...

BUUUUT. (as indicated by the cryptic title)

I had my first naked guy in the hall last night.

1) What posesses you to leave your room naked?

2) When you were planning this sky clad excursion, why did you not consider that you might need your key?

3) Why do all the naked guys in the hall look like... well... YOU?

4) Why are there never stories of super hot naked women stuck in the hall in a hotel?

For now though.







Oh yeah... Is is cold in here?

[bhskittykatt]

Reminds me of the week that we seemed to have a nudist convention at our motel.

I can't verify that was actually going on, but the number of people walking around with our tiny motel towels on, and nothing else on, was oddly high. We have outdoor entrances, and some of these guys were upstairs, and I was downstairs, and from that angle, the towel covers nothing.

Having my start in housekeeping, I've also accidentally walked in on people in various stages of....naked stuff. Just take my word for it; it gets worse.

[LillFilly]

That happened to me! Lucky only me and the maintenance guy were scarred for life. The guy was sleeping in the buff and got up to use the bathroom half-asleep, but walked out the room door instead and it locked behind him. You're right, why can't it ever be a good looking person you find naked? Ok, well, ONCE a cute guy did answer the door naked.

[Skarredmind]

Just take my word for it; it gets worse.

Don't tell me that. :GAG:

I've been told that in Feb we get a group through here that does a "pajama" party. I have a feeling that I will need more bleach for that.

What I really need is a way to un-see some things.

LOL

You know, that might have been what happened... I didn't stick around to ask. The person coming in for the shift after mine (I'm night audit) asked why he was naked in the hall...

I really have to say, nope, I mostly opened the door then ran away scarred for life. LOL

[BroSCFischer]

*Knock on wood*

In the four years I have worked in a hotel, I have yet to see an individual nude.

In their underwear, yes.

SC

[Mr Hero]

*Knock on wood*

Poor choice of words considering the subject matter.

I've only had this happen to me once.

[Crossbow]

Hell, I've had this happen to me, and I don't work at a hotel. I was just a guest. Ewww.

[AmbrosiaWriter]

Hell, I've had this happen to me, and I don't work at a hotel. I was just a guest. Ewww.

Same. It was when I was at a convention. The worse part that he was completely drunk, and anyone who tried to get past him in the hall he'd start waving his arms and... well basically pelvic thrusting... going "WHADDYA LOOKING AT!?"

He only stopped when my gay guy friend loudly said, "Certainly not you! You ain't got nothing anyway!"

He remained huddled against his door until a hotel employee was sent up to deal with it.

[thansal]

That happened to me! Lucky only me and the maintenance guy were scarred for life. The guy was sleeping in the buff and got up to use the bathroom half-asleep, but walked out the room door instead and it locked behind him. You're right, why can't it ever be a good looking person you find naked? Ok, well, ONCE a cute guy did answer the door naked.

Ok

Sorry, but that on is hilarious.

I mean, it's totally understandable, the doors are almost always right next to each other, and most of us are not the best at 2 am when nature calls.


seriously, I can't stop giggling over that one, and feeling bad for all 3 of you :P

[XCashier]

I mean, it's totally understandable, the doors are almost always right next to each other, and most of us are not the best at 2 am when nature calls.

It's a good idea to lock all the locks on the front door, and leave the bathroom door slightly open. Lessens the chance of using the wrong door.

It was when I was at a convention. The worse part that he was completely drunk, and anyone who tried to get past him in the hall he'd start waving his arms and... well basically pelvic thrusting... going "WHADDYA LOOKING AT!?"

He only stopped when my gay guy friend loudly said, "Certainly not you! You ain't got nothing anyway!"

Your friend is full of WIN!

[Jay 2K Winger]

Oh yeah... Is is cold in here?

I can't believe everyone overlooked this part.

Then again, given the temperature and what it does to certain parts of the anatomy, I suppose that's understandable we'd overlook it.

[PepperElf]

4) Why are there never stories of super hot naked women stuck in the hall in a hotel?

Cos no one here worked at the hotel where Karen Gillian stayed when she was drunk off her ass I guess...?

[Shpepper]

While I did not see it first hand, one hotel I worked for did manage to capture a man coming down the stairs in a hotel robe headed outside to smoke. Only problem is that he forgot the belt for the robe. On the way back up stairs, he decided to forgo the robe entirely and we got lovely views of his shortcomings.

[depechemodefan]

Here at the library today, I get my first topless person. He was changing his shirt. At least he looked sheepish. I told him to at least do that in the bathroom (30 feet away!), though he's not suppose to do that in the library. I siced the security on him, but they didn't find him.

[Skarredmind]

Cos no one here worked at the hotel where Karen Gillian stayed when she was drunk off her ass I guess...?

Mmmm. Karen Gillian.