The only pervert here is you

[Crossbow]

Gah. Not that I'm surprised, of course. Disgusted, sure. Irritated, of course. Surprised? Nope. And I'm willing to bet that it's not even someone that would consider themselves a 'furry' that's making the comments.

[Mr Hero]

Commenter, why don't you have a seat right over there.

[Mytical]

Commenter, why don't you have a seat right over there.

Right next to the boxes of .. candles. Yeah..candles. Ignore the label that reads Dynamite....now we are getting ready to turn off the lights .. mind lighting one of those..candles? (Mr. Hero made me do it..couldn't resist)

[Freak]

Spark, given you make My Little Pony plushies, it's possible the commenter had heard about the infamous Lyra plushie (to everyone else: you don't want to know), and assumed all custom plushies for MLP were like that. A stupid assumption all the same.

[wolfie]

There...are...some...strange...people...out there..."slowly shakes head" I remember once, my best friend shared some very interesting pictures he found on line. Let's just say I haven't been able to look at ALF dolls in quite the same way ever since.

I guess the person in those photos figured that Gordon Shumway was an expert in finding "pussy", and therefore could find some for him. When he was either unsuccessful or the person found out it was the wrong kind of "pussy", he tried an alternative.

For non-ALF fans, Gordon Shumway was ALF's name, and his race considered cats a delicacy.

[Tora]

See, this is why I'm hesitant to say anything about my plush collection to people on the internet. They all think it's for perverted purposes. -.-

Sorry you're getting those comments. I personally love giant plush because they're great for pillow purposes. :P

[Shalom]

the infamous Lyra plushie (to everyone else: you don't want to know)

OK, I just had to google this, and you're right. I didn't want to know.

No links, if anyone else wants to see this, google it yourself.

[AmbrosiaWriter]

Spark, given you make My Little Pony plushies, it's possible the commenter had heard about the infamous Lyra plushie (to everyone else: you don't want to know), and assumed all custom plushies for MLP were like that. A stupid assumption all the same.

I googled it.

I wish I hadn't.

That poor, poor plushie.

[Argabarga]

Perverts never understand they're perverted, to them, they're normal and everyone else has the problem, (that problem being they're all wayyy too sexually repressed, obviously! )

So, it's no surprise that anything, no matter how innocuous, will attract them. But that's why they invented the "block/ignore user" button

[AccountingDrone]

See, this is why I'm hesitant to say anything about my plush collection to people on the internet. They all think it's for perverted purposes. -.-

Sorry you're getting those comments. I personally love giant plush because they're great for pillow purposes. :P

I have a plushy hippo [Bert from NCIS but without the fart option] that frequently travels with me as a pillow =)

[Moosenogger]

I was under the impression that the people who intended to do naughty things to your plush creations were the ones who asked you to make a "puppet." (I remember that one customer you had who suspiciously wanted a hole in the plush that fit the exact dimensions of a fleshlight.)

I'm with you on this one - if they intend to do that stuff, DON'T TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT.

[Seshat]

One of the things I want is a body pillow that conforms to the perfect dimensions for me to sleep on my side with my upper limbs fully supported and my spine straight.

If it happens to be in a gorgeous washable, durable plush, and cute as well, then that's even better!

And yes, I do mean sleep.

[SkullBash]

Oh gawd. What's scary is that the folks who order this stuff for such devious usage are probably REPLACING them...Not that I'm judging, but

[Flying Grype]

See... I think that person was just talking dirty to you. Accusing the target of being a pervert is part of their fantasy. So is making suggestions to someone to make them squirm. It's harassment, I'd put it in the same category as heavy breathing phone callers. Block him, and keep the emails for ammo if needed later.

[fireheart]

I was under the impression that the people who intended to do naughty things to your plush creations were the ones who asked you to make a "puppet." (I remember that one customer you had who suspiciously wanted a hole in the plush that fit the exact dimensions of a fleshlight.)

I'm with you on this one - if they intend to do that stuff, DON'T TELL EVERYONE ABOUT IT.

wasn't it someone who wanted to make a suit he/she could yiff in?