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  • Apparently, I exude psycho pheremones

    So. What the hell is it? Am I just too nice a person, or what?

    This guy walks in our store about 6 o'clock. Seems perfectly innocent enough. It's been a great day up to this point, too. So I cheerily ask our customer if he needs help. Oh, should I have let my co-worker handle that one......

    This "gentleman" complains that his phone sound quality sucks. So, I graciously offer to call customer service (because, apparently, THEY told him to come to our store for a software update...uh duh, we don't do that, they do it over the air). I do that for him, of course it doesn't fix the problem...SOOOO I call warranty exchange since his phone is within it's year warranty. But oh. A refurbished phone is not good enough. He MUST have a NEW phone, or ELSE! This quickly spirals into a huge run around in circles between my provider's customer service, the warranty people, and FINALLY the MANUFACTURER OF THE PHONE! ROUND AND ROUND in circles with this man screaming about his phone quality and how he wants a new phone or he's leaving for the competition and blah blah blah...to make for a miserable 3 hour customer service experience to make a horrendously long and horrible story short.

    In the end- he accepts the manufacturer's offer to repair his phone at no cost. AND he adds a phone line to his account and buys a new phone, so that he will have two identical phones, two phone lines in the event anything goes wrong, and he will not be without service while they repair his phone. (However, he didn't want to do any of the actual work of sending them the phone, so I have to do this for him- hey, I'm a nice person, I don't mind that much...I suppose...but somehow, I think I totally got taken advantage of)

    Of course, he didn't want any features on his service, nor did he purchase any accessories, so guess what I made for all that great customer service I tried to provide? 5 Fucking Dollars on the phone sale. I think I am going to drink myself into next thursday......

    Worst- if he returns the phone and cancels his service- I lose my commission. Yay sales.

    Ugh. I mean, the guy never yelled at me personally...but damn, the way he treated the reps on the phone... that speaks volumes to me. I think I gotta stop being nice and wanting to help people so badly...

    The only thing I can hope for is that he really is actually going to be the nice person he was to me, and continue to be nice to me, and make nice big purchases from me...and once he gets his phone fixed, not cause another problem. But I don't think I'm gonna be that lucky....I think I got uber screwed...
    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

  • #2
    The only time I >demanded< a new device, rather than a refurb, was when my Iomega Zip drive had the click-of-death, they did a warranty replacement, and the refurb replacement still didn't work. I luckily got the same tech I was speaking to the previous time, and eventually just was like "Dude, what the hell? Two PCs, three disks. It's NOT THE BROWSER COOKIES, it's the click-of-death. I want a new, NEW replacement. Not a refurb." And they sent me a new one, in retail box.



    Five dollars gets you two gallons of gas
    I've been here for two years, work harder than most others, and I'm getting paid $1.80 an hour
    less than the 17 year old slacker you hired two months ago. Maybe that's why I'm not chipper at work.

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    • #3
      five bucks will get me lunch, too. but he has to keep his service AND the phone.
      I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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      • #4
        Quoth ahanix1989 View Post
        Five dollars gets you two gallons of gas
        Send me some? :-p
        Proactive Karma Engineer

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        • #5
          ugh, i just spent 25 bucks on gas yesterday...and that was only 3/4 of my tank! i've started putting gas on my discover card just to get a bit of cash back. maybe by the time i retire i'll have racked up a free tank worth...

          sorry, OT...back to you in the real topic
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #6
            Phone Exchanges suck. Especially when the customer demands a new device instead of a refurbished on, because we don't just hide them in the back of the warehouse. The manufacturer sends us the units to use for exchange, it's not our call. The likelihood of having a problem with a refurbished unit is the same as having a problem with a new one. I've seen customers go through 5 new devices from in-store exchanges (because it was still new enough that they could exchange in store). And sure, sometimes a replacement device won't work right out of the box. It's not supposed to happen, the manufacturer is supposed to ensure the devices are performing "like new" but they're pretty lazy about this.

            Doesn't he know that when the manufacturer repairs the device, it will become refurbished? And that if they can't fix the problem, they'll exchange it themselves with a refurbished unit?

            I do side with the customers on this one. If there were a way to let them exchange the device in the store any time, everyone's lives would be easier. Supposedly we're looking into this possibility, but could be next year before it's put in practice.
            "You are loved" - Plaidman.

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            • #7
              Having an in-store exchange would be great...

              Hell, if he had purchased the phone from MY store to begin with, and it had been within 30 days, we WOULD do just that...

              But, there were two problems with this situation. 1) He had the phone for 8 months before doing anything about the problem. 2) he didn't get the phone from my store to begin with.

              Oh, Kara, I forgot to mention- his problem with having a refurbished unit was that he didn't want "someone else's used piece of crap." He wanted his phone (or a new one) because only he had touched it, talked into it, etc. What I find hysterical is that once it is repaired, other people's hands will have been all over it, and I'm sure they will talk into it to test it out.
              Last edited by DesignFox; 03-15-2007, 09:17 PM. Reason: Forgot...
              I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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              • #8
                Well geez DF, couldn't you just crap one out for him? Thats what good retail slaves do ya know!

                just kidding!

                Luna - running away fast!
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                • #9
                  Quoth DesignFox View Post
                  I think I am going to drink myself into next thursday......

                  Sorry about the 'huge' commission you got for being the best CSR ever! 3 hours?! OMG That really does suck.

                  On the bright side, drinking yourself into next week might be fun. Oh btw, can I steal that line? It's priceless.
                  I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.


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                  • #10
                    We are an Authorized Service Center for a cellular company, and we also sell the new phones. So we get this very same scenario about 47 times a day.

                    "What? It'll be replaced with a USED phone? Just give me that one!" *points to new-in-box phone in sales case*

                    Yeah except we do NOT get reimbursed the cost of that new phone. Only on the refurb exchange stock. Some customers get this, most don't. They seem to think we're just being MEAN to them or something.

                    So yeah. We get our fair share of full-grown adults throwing toddler-style tantrums in our store.
                    I may be free from retail, but the nightmares still linger.....

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                    • #11
                      I definitely feel for you.

                      In our dept, as I've explained on a few threads, we do repair/exchange on infrastructure equipment (base stations, big radio equipment, etc.) If we do an exchange, we send you a refurb unit, and then repair the bad one you send us to return it to our stock. For this EXACT reason, we do not do exchanges under warranty, only repair, though we will send them a loaner unit for the repair time. I think this is a pretty good deal, but no matter how I explain it to the customers, they do not understand that no, I cannot send you a brand new $15,000 piece of equipment under warranty. We don't have them on hand, and we just don't do that.

                      Also, I know how much it sucks to spend forever doing your best to resolve an issue while the customer jumps up and down on your very last nerve, only to get little to no recognition/reward for your efforts.
                      "In the end I was the mean girl/or somebody's in between girl"~Neko Case

                      “You don't need many words if you already know what you're talking about.” ~William Stafford

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                      • #12
                        Quoth spoiled_princess View Post
                        Sorry about the 'huge' commission you got for being the best CSR ever! 3 hours?! OMG That really does suck.

                        On the bright side, drinking yourself into next week might be fun. Oh btw, can I steal that line? It's priceless.
                        Thanks for the compliment! I really really do try hard to help people, and I sometimes end up feeling bad about it 'cause I'm not sure if these people even appreciate the fact that I went through all that trouble. Like I said, I'm hoping this guy really was genuine in his thanks and that this won't turn around to bite me in the ass...either way, someone telling me that I did a good turn makes me feel worlds better about it.

                        As for the quote, go right ahead, I'm flattered!
                        I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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