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    Customer who lives on a farm ordered a large shipment of various animal feed. The order was picked up from the shipper, driven across the U S of A and brought to the farm. Problem was, no one was there... the driver waited as long as he could, but had to leave after no one showed.

    Skip forward a few days, customer calls wondering where his stuff is. We tell him we attempted delivery, but no one was home. He said he's home today, so can we deliver today? We try to deliver again, he's not home again....

    Skip to the next day, he calls again saying where were we, he was home. We say we attempted delivery again but he wasn't home again. Apparently, he didn't think we'd come so soon so he went out to go grocery shopping.
    We tell him we don't want to keep wasting fuel and time going out there, so if he wants us to attempt delivery again, he'll have to schedule an appointment. He agrees and sets a 2 hour time frame for the next day.

    Skip to the next day, we try to deliver, deja vu. No one home. Apparently, he got tired of waiting after an hour and went out to eat lunch... We told him he will have to schedule another delivery and pay fees for the missed appointment. He agreed and sets a new appointment for Tuesday the 14th.


    Skip to Tuesday, he calls when the driver just pulls up saying he needs to reschedule. Why? He lost his forklift! He said he had a forklift to unload himself, so the driver didn't bring anything. How the heck do you lose a 1 ton machine?!! We said the driver is already there, so can he hand unload it? No no no, that's too much trouble We're making him come pick it up at the terminal now....


    Edit: Appointments are $35 a piece and the cancelled appointments are I think $25. So he paid a grand total of $120 extra for the 2 appointments he screwed up. That should cover gas and time. And it costs extra for a terminal pickup too.
    Last edited by Kisa; 08-15-2012, 04:22 PM.
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  • #2
    i'm not surprised in a way... he kept forgetting to be home when he said he would be.

    i'm thinking maybe it's time to start charging him for the gas.


    or... does it cost extra to have your company unload it for him? Maybe that's the catch - he really never had a fork lift to begin with and hoped to find one, or just annoy you into unloading it for him for free?

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    • #3
      Quoth Kisa View Post
      He lost his forklift!
      Isn't that always so annoying?

      The number of times I put my forklift down, then turn round and just can't find it!
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      • #4
        Quoth PepperElf View Post
        i'm not surprised in a way... he kept forgetting to be home when he said he would be.

        i'm thinking maybe it's time to start charging him for the gas.


        or... does it cost extra to have your company unload it for him? Maybe that's the catch - he really never had a fork lift to begin with and hoped to find one, or just annoy you into unloading it for him for free?
        We typically don't let our drivers unload, but if it's a residential delivery and the customer asks beforehand, the driver will help the customer bring the freight out of the truck. However, once its out of the truck, it's all on them. They get it to the curb and wash their hands of it. I remember once we had this woman from a rich neighborhood call APALLED that the driver brought her furniture, disassembled, in a sealed box, and just LEFT IT AT THE CURB!!! She felt he should have delivered it in her house and, that's not all, put it together for her and, still not all, arranged it to her liking. I'd call her an EW, but she has far surpassed the meaning of the term....
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        • #5
          Quoth Kisa View Post
          I remember once we had this woman from a rich neighborhood call APALLED that the driver brought her furniture, disassembled, in a sealed box, and just LEFT IT AT THE CURB!!! She felt he should have delivered it in her house and, that's not all, put it together for her and, still not all, arranged it to her liking.
          Sure lady, you pay the driver (cash) $65/hour, minimum $290 to do all of that, oh, and if he gets hurt that's on you, and you have to sign a waver for it.

          Oh and you owe him dinner and beers too.
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          • #6
            What's he grow so I know not to eat it?

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            • #7
              Quoth Whirly_bird View Post
              What's he grow so I know not to eat it?
              Something "medicinal" is my guess.

              Last time I lost my forklift it was in the freezer next to car keys - menopause is a b*tch.

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              • #8
                Quoth auntiem View Post
                Something "medicinal" is my guess.

                Last time I lost my forklift it was in the freezer next to car keys - menopause is a b*tch.
                OMG thank you I SO needed a laugh today!!
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                • #9
                  I see the OP title and I think of a line from Snatch:

                  Turkish: "We've lost Gorgeous George."
                  Brick Top: "Well, where did you lose him? It's not as though he's incon-fucking-spicuous, is he?"
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Kisa View Post
                    He lost his forklift!

                    How the heck do you lose a 1 ton machine?!!
                    Seriously? And MY family gives me shit to this day for the time in my childhood when I managed to lose a fucking snow shovel?

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Marmalady View Post
                      Isn't that always so annoying?

                      The number of times I put my forklift down, then turn round and just can't find it!
                      try under the sofa cushions
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                      • #12
                        He tried to kill me with a forklift........
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Argabarga View Post
                          He tried to kill me with a forklift........
                          It's K-K-K-Ken! He's c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!

                          (I know, it was a steamroller. Sorry.)

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                          • #14
                            Kisa's story sounds a a LOT like doing pizza delivery.

                            OHHHH we've ordered pizza let us
                            a. gorcery shop
                            b. go tot the video store
                            c. go over to a neighbors house
                            d. be in a place where you CAN NOT hear the doorbell or cop knocking delivery driver.
                            e. fall alseep
                            f. have the music WAAAYYYY too loud
                            g. having a WAAAAYYYY too loud party in the basement/backroom/backyard
                            h. get busy with your SO/fuckbuddy/skank/drug dealer/bar pickup/etc.

                            Bonus: at a hotel
                            a. wander around the hotel for no reason\
                            b. go to the waterpark
                            c. trip to the nearest c-store for whatever
                            d. fall asleep
                            e. ignore the COP knocking delivery driver at your door
                            f. leave 7 year old in room alone as you go off and do whatever
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                            • #15
                              Quoth Kisa View Post
                              I remember once we had this woman from a rich neighborhood call APALLED that the driver brought her furniture, disassembled, in a sealed box, and just LEFT IT AT THE CURB!!! She felt he should have delivered it in her house and, that's not all, put it together for her and, still not all, arranged it to her liking. I'd call her an EW, but she has far surpassed the meaning of the term....
                              Well, that's where the thing called 'delivery conditions' come into play.
                              If you order something, read them. You don't like them? Order someplace else, or pay that markup for extra services....
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