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    I wish this happened everyday (language)

    A couple walks in to the lobby this afternoon. Man and wife. Neither says a word to each other and i get the feeling they just finished a fight before they came in.

    The guy does the checking in, almost wordlessly and as i finish i go through my routine.

    Me: Ok, Mr. Whatever the best place to park will be out front, come through here and take the elevator down the hall to the third floor. Breakfast will be...

    Guy: (explodes) Third floor! Third floor!?! Look, kid, when I made this reservation i clearly told the agent I spoke to on the phone that not only do I...

    Guy's wife: (looking him in the eye) Scott. Just shut the fuck up.

    Guy: ...

    Me: ...breakfast is at 6am and checkout is at 11. If there is anything you need, my name is Getoutofmylobby, please let me know.


    After this couple left i called my wife for no reason at all. I didn't even tell her about this, i just wanted to talk to her.

    Thank goodness she wasn't mad at me for anything.
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    I like his wife.
    Unseen but seeing
    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
    3rd shift needs love, too
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      I also like his wife. She didn't even let him finish his "I have baaaaad knees" whine
      -"One ring to rule them all!"-Elias
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      • #4
        Quoth BusBus View Post


        I also like his wife. She didn't even let him finish his "I have baaaaad knees" whine
        Hell, I really have bad knees, and I don't complain when I'm not on the first floor. Heck, When I was in Columbus and the hotel lost power, I walked up 23 flights to my room and didn't cuss some poor employee out over it. Wasn't their fault. Now, the paint on the walls starting around floor 7-8 is probably still blistered from my language, but I was alone and it seemed appropriate at the time my knee colapsed.
        The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
        "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
        Hoc spatio locantur.

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        • #5
          he has bad knees, but he was just told to use the elevator.... *boggle*
          GK/Kara/Jester fangirl.

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          • #6
            That guys' wife deserves "Wife of the year" award. I'm pretty sure this wasn't the first time he went off on someone for something ridiculous. Maybe his wife also bitch slaps him around when he gets snarky!
            You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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