My WTF day

[Sandiercy]

Me, I work at a game store in a mall. Normally we dont have too many moments of WTFness but today I had two occurrences within 2 minutes of each other.

Me: Awesome game store manager
SC: tall black kid with british accent
CG: Cool guy who was in the right place at the wrong time

CG buys an Archenemy deck (Magic the Gathering, kind of a crazy format variant) and goes away to open deck. Comes back moments later to show us an empty box, the deck came with nothing. Me We give him the only other deck that we have and open it up on the counter just to verify. It is missing cards too. We had to give the guy a refund and now I am pissed off.

2 minutes later:

Me: *opening spiel*
SC: The head of security wanted to meet me here today, is he here?
Me: You might want to try the mall security office, I havent seen him all day.
SC: Do you even know what he looks like? What is his name?
Me: We havent seen any security guards today.
SC: But I was supposed to meet him here today, He must be here!
Me: Try the security office.
CW: ya we havent seen him today.
SC: Are you sure? He must be here, what is his name?
CW: he isnt here.
Me: Try the security office
SC: I am not talking to you, I am talking to <CW>
Me:
*Repeat the above exchange about 10 times*
Eventually SC gets the point and heads out to the security office, 10 minutes later he comes back.
SC: I found him at the office.

Me: :facepalm:

I will definitely need lots of tonight after work.

[depechemodefan]

I hope the SC wasn't trying to apply for a job. Though if he was trying to convince the head of security out of some wrongdoing I think he will fail.

[Aethian]

CG buys an Archenemy deck (Magic the Gathering, kind of a crazy format variant) and goes away to open deck. Comes back moments later to show us an empty box, the deck came with nothing. Me We give him the only other deck that we have and open it up on the counter just to verify. It is missing cards too. We had to give the guy a refund and now I am pissed off.

Wouldn't you feel a weight difference with no cards?

[Sandiercy]

There were lands and the archenemy special cards, we just dont sell them enough to tell the difference of only a few ounces.

[Aethian]

Ohhhhh. Gotcha.

[Draper Mel]

Eventually SC gets the point and heads out to the security office, 10 minutes later he comes back.
SC: I found him at the office.

Me: :facepalm:

Gee, do ya think that might be because that's where he works?

[Kristev]

We've had a couple of decks where the cards were looted at the Wal-Mart I used to work for, too. The claims ladies couldn't figure it out, but I heard them talking, so I told them I played and asked them what the grouple was.

It didn't take me long at all to determine that the best cards in the decks had been stolen while the worthless ones were left behind.

[Dark Psion]

There were lands and the archenemy special cards, we just dont sell them enough to tell the difference of only a few ounces.

Now if he had left the deck and taken the Lands, that would be a WTF!

[bainsidhe]

I agree with another poster, I wonder if the guy was trying to apply for a job. He heard from "someone" that the head of security was around your store. Of course this random person can't be wrong! Besides, what do YOU know about security? /sarcasm.