Fake Plants For Fools!!!

[Professional Serf]

They don't need to be watered. They don't need to be pruned. They don't care about sunlight. They'll flower until the end of time. Hell, they don't even need soil. You just need to dust them once a year or so.

Live plants are living organisms and need water, and some sunlight. Why don't people understand this? No plant flowers continuously. Why is that such a mystery to some people? No living thing will thrive in a dark murky corner completely neglected. Why does that confuse anyone?

[Barefootgirl]

I like my fake plants. i travel too much to keep live ones watered (and i forget, too ) so my fake plants make my office look nice.

[Horsetuna]

I wish I could keep real plants. So far only my baby cactus are surviving, but they wont GROW. My poor coffee plants keep dying off

[powerboy]

I love fake plants. They are easier to take care of then real ones. Plus I always forget to wash the real ones when I did have them.

[BookstoreEscapee]

tell 'em to plant mushrooms...at least they like the dark

/runs away

[Sailornight6]

i think somehow with my black thumb i would even kill the fake ones

[DGoddessChardonnay]

i think somehow with my black thumb i would even kill the fake ones

Don't laugh . . . but I've been accused of that.

[Sailornight6]

i am glad i am not the only one T.T

[counterjockey]

No living thing will thrive in a dark murky corner completely neglected. Why does that confuse anyone?

Any past, present, or future convenience store clerk here could come up with a miles-long list of customers who seem to have accomplished this feat.

Also, I've had this apartment for eight months now and I'm all right, I think...

[Delphae]

i think somehow with my black thumb i would even kill the fake ones

I've herd of someone doing this. She watered a fake rose.

[Professional Serf]

I had a couple of brain surgeons come in one day and ask me how many bags of rock salt it would take to cover their lawn to make it look like snow.

[SongsOfDragons]

I had a couple of brain surgeons come in one day and ask me how many bags of rock salt it would take to cover their lawn to make it look like snow.

Salting the earth, make nothing ever grow again, no?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I had a couple of brain surgeons come in one day and ask me how many bags of rock salt it would take to cover their lawn to make it look like snow.

I sincerely hope they were:

A. Kidding, and/or
B. Drizunk.

[BusBus]

I have the touch of death with plants, so I am quite happy with my plastic ones.