I remember having a call like this once. I work for a customer complaint line; you know, the 1-800-Hows-my-driving type kind (not my actual employer).
Anyways, I had a woman call up and when it came time to getting her info, I could already tell that this woman thought that anyone who would work a phone line, which I do to pay for University
, couldn't possibly be smart enough to understand what a savant like her was saying.
Me: And could I have your name please?
SC: Lorraine Doe. Let me spell that for you, L..O..R....R...A..I..N..E.
Me: (uhh ok) And your address please
SC: *stiffled grunt of annoyance* it's 9-3-6 Orange County Road... that's 9..3..6.. O..R..A..N..G..
Well you get the idea. And when she said the letters, she said them the way a grade 2 class would repeat them to George W. as they walk him through a lesson on the alphabet. Repeating just one was agonizingly drawn out and slow.
But at least my response was appropriate in kind.
Me: Ok ma'am, before I can put this through I just need to make sure that I copied
everything down correctly. Now you said your name was Lorraine... that's
L.......O.......R.........R.......
Took me at least another 3 minutes to finish the call
Anyways, I had a woman call up and when it came time to getting her info, I could already tell that this woman thought that anyone who would work a phone line, which I do to pay for University

Me: And could I have your name please?
SC: Lorraine Doe. Let me spell that for you, L..O..R....R...A..I..N..E.
Me: (uhh ok) And your address please
SC: *stiffled grunt of annoyance* it's 9-3-6 Orange County Road... that's 9..3..6.. O..R..A..N..G..
Well you get the idea. And when she said the letters, she said them the way a grade 2 class would repeat them to George W. as they walk him through a lesson on the alphabet. Repeating just one was agonizingly drawn out and slow.
But at least my response was appropriate in kind.
Me: Ok ma'am, before I can put this through I just need to make sure that I copied
everything down correctly. Now you said your name was Lorraine... that's
L.......O.......R.........R.......
Took me at least another 3 minutes to finish the call

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