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  • "I don't know how"

    Always a good excuse, no?

    Patron comes in to use our computers, tries to sign up and is denied. She then comes to me, I look up her account. The problem is nearly $50 in fines & billed items. Key word: nearly. Big 'Brary down the road (closed, oh-so-conveniently on Saturdays in the summer (and Sundays all year, the bastards)) cuts folks off at $50 from using their computers. We stick with nothing over $10 (which is the consortium-wide rule for no checkouts, renewals, other card activity).

    I explain our rule to her, show her what she's got that's become billed and she tells me: "My problem is that I don't know how to renew."

    Me: . . . .
    FinedPatron: I just don't know how to renew and all I do is use the computers so I never learned.
    Me: . . . . Well, we're happy to do it for you. You can just call or when you come in we can do it.
    FP: I don't know how to renew things and since I only use the computers.
    Me: You can call us and leave a message or if we're in we're always happy to renew for you. It will give you another 3 weeks on regulars books and 2 weeks on new books.
    FP: *is a broken record*
    Me: *wash, rinse, repeat*

    FP finally finished staring at the screen with her billed items and fines (some of which she quibbled about, but as she claims to have paid some of them at Big Brary (and the amount she says she paid wasn't enough to get her on our computers) I wasn't going to change a thing) and left.

    I looked at her record. It was created in 2004. I'm sure she could have asked someone in the 8 years she's had a card how to renew a book. Plus, her fine record shows she's done this same thing before--kept books so long she was billed, brought most of 'em back, paid the fines & lost book bill. So 'I don't know how and I only use it for the computer' is utter bunk.

  • #2
    I dont know how = too lazy too care and cant you change the rules for me just one time?

    Hope she hasnt lost her books since then... : p

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    • #3
      I don't know how, and I don't want to have anyone tell me how cause it would take away my only excuse!!

      Madness takes it's toll....
      Please have exact change ready.

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      • #4
        Funny...I thought only toddlers tried that BS.

        "Make your bed."

        "But I don't know hoooow."

        "You did it perfectly the last two weeks. Make it or get a time-out."

        Amazing how fast they recall how to do things when threatened. Too bad you can't give patrons time-outs.
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        • #5
          Funny...I thought only toddlers tried that BS.

          "Make your bed."

          "But I don't know hoooow."

          "You did it perfectly the last two weeks. Make it or get a time-out."

          Amazing how fast they recall how to do things when threatened. Too bad you can't give patrons time-outs.
          My stepson is 11 and ...rather indulged by his mother. So we had the following conversation:

          Me: Dude, go brush your hair.
          Him: But ... I don't know howwwwwww!
          Dad: ...put the brush on your head and move it around. This isn't rocket science.

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          • #6
            Quoth AnaKhouri View Post
            Amazing how fast they recall how to do things when threatened. Too bad you can't give patrons time-outs.
            Oh, I don't know. I'd think the "no you can't do anything here until you pay your bills" could be considered a time out of sorts.

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            • #7
              Wonder how much more fines she'll have to pay before she learns it's in her best interest to learn how to renew.
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              • #8
                Quoth Amina516 View Post
                I dont know how = too lazy too care and cant you change the rules for me just one time?

                Hope she hasnt lost her books since then... : p
                Yeah, this. And I always LOVE explaining with simple, short sentences and words how to do something, only to have the customer come back at me with, "So you can't help me, then?" (Translation: "So you aren't going to do everything for me 'cause I can't bother to listen?")

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                • #9
                  I've known how to renew books since I was old enough to read and check them out at the library. And I even moved along with the times. First it was in person, then auto over the phone, now the library emails me when it's coming up due and I renew it online. What's so difficult about that??
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                  • #10
                    The average 6 year old knows how to renew at a library. This is a grown woman? No excuse for that laziness. I mean, seriously. I don't know how to change my truck's transmission, and I will gladly pay someone else to do it (if needed, luckily it's not), but to use the "I don't know how" excuse about how a fucking library works? Sorry, if you're able to read, you should be able to do this.

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