I work for a certain fast food restaurant that is famous for the clown and big yellow arches. I've been working the overnight shift and I get some real winners.
Gluten
Well, I don't know how gluten sensitivities work, so this might help. I don't know, it was just weird.
Lady: Well, I can't have gluten so I'll have to be careful. Oh, I'll have some french fries and I'll get the nuggets and I'll just peel the skin off of them.
Ookay, sure, if that's what you want to do
No, we're not
And this one happened at about 4 am. Guy pulls into the parking lot, doesn't go to the speaker and drives directly to the window.
Guy: Are you open?
No, I'm just here because I absolutely hate being at home. Oh and this headset? Naw, its just a fashion accessory.
No, I really don't have any
Guy comes through the drive through at around 3 am when it's just two of us working.
Guy: Hey would you happen to have matches or a lighter?
Me: No, sorry, I don't smoke.
Guy: (Giving me this look that reminds me of a look someone might give me if I had shit on my face or something.) No one in there has a lighter? (As if there are going to be a lot of people working at 3 am on a Sunday.
Me: Yeah, I'm sure. None of us smoke.
Guy: (still with a look like he doesn't believe me) Okay.
I hate night shift.
Gluten
Well, I don't know how gluten sensitivities work, so this might help. I don't know, it was just weird.
Lady: Well, I can't have gluten so I'll have to be careful. Oh, I'll have some french fries and I'll get the nuggets and I'll just peel the skin off of them.
Ookay, sure, if that's what you want to do

No, we're not
And this one happened at about 4 am. Guy pulls into the parking lot, doesn't go to the speaker and drives directly to the window.
Guy: Are you open?
No, I'm just here because I absolutely hate being at home. Oh and this headset? Naw, its just a fashion accessory.

No, I really don't have any
Guy comes through the drive through at around 3 am when it's just two of us working.
Guy: Hey would you happen to have matches or a lighter?
Me: No, sorry, I don't smoke.
Guy: (Giving me this look that reminds me of a look someone might give me if I had shit on my face or something.) No one in there has a lighter? (As if there are going to be a lot of people working at 3 am on a Sunday.
Me: Yeah, I'm sure. None of us smoke.
Guy: (still with a look like he doesn't believe me) Okay.
I hate night shift.
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