I just got myself a new iphone and was leaving work for the day. My friend was picking me up so we could hang out. (It was the beginning of my vacation) but before i could reach my friend's car this is what happened: K=
SPL=Sucky Phone Lady
K:Yeah im heading out right now. damn straight. i am on vacation breh, (talking on phone)
SPL: Oh, an iphone. could i use it for a second? I need to call my hubby and let him know im gonna be late
K: Uhh no sorry. I don't let anyone use my phone but me.
SPL: Im not gonna steal it. I just want to make one phone call. its local and basically its free.
K: uh no sorry. Im not letting anyone use my phone.
SPL is getting hot right about now. her face begins to contort into catbutt mode.
SPL: You guys aren't supposed to say no. You have to say yes to eveything. so why can't i use your phone?
I sigh and tell her yet again even slower because it seems as if she just cannot grasp the context of the word No.
My friend gets out of the car sensing a problem and being as he can be an ass comes up to me and asks if he can use my phone just to be a jerk.
SPL: NO! YOU CANNOT USE HER PHONE!! I TRIED AND SHE'S BEING A BITCH SO YOU CAN'T USE IT!
K: *grins* Here ya go Steve. you can use my phone. im sorry im a "bitch" steve
SPL: *sputters gets wide eyed, catbutt face still there* FUCK YOU!
K: *grinning* No thankyou. your not my type and im happily married. have a lovely day.
I turn and leave the woman sputtering there. If i knew her i'd let her use my phone but being as i didn''t know her at all there was no way i was going to let her use my expensive phone. I know im going to get a call from my super or boss concerning the way i handled the situation. (in their eyes i handled it wrong) being as No is a filthy word to say to a customer.

K:Yeah im heading out right now. damn straight. i am on vacation breh, (talking on phone)
SPL: Oh, an iphone. could i use it for a second? I need to call my hubby and let him know im gonna be late
K: Uhh no sorry. I don't let anyone use my phone but me.
SPL: Im not gonna steal it. I just want to make one phone call. its local and basically its free.
K: uh no sorry. Im not letting anyone use my phone.
SPL is getting hot right about now. her face begins to contort into catbutt mode.
SPL: You guys aren't supposed to say no. You have to say yes to eveything. so why can't i use your phone?
I sigh and tell her yet again even slower because it seems as if she just cannot grasp the context of the word No.
My friend gets out of the car sensing a problem and being as he can be an ass comes up to me and asks if he can use my phone just to be a jerk.
SPL: NO! YOU CANNOT USE HER PHONE!! I TRIED AND SHE'S BEING A BITCH SO YOU CAN'T USE IT!
K: *grins* Here ya go Steve. you can use my phone. im sorry im a "bitch" steve
SPL: *sputters gets wide eyed, catbutt face still there* FUCK YOU!
K: *grinning* No thankyou. your not my type and im happily married. have a lovely day.
I turn and leave the woman sputtering there. If i knew her i'd let her use my phone but being as i didn''t know her at all there was no way i was going to let her use my expensive phone. I know im going to get a call from my super or boss concerning the way i handled the situation. (in their eyes i handled it wrong) being as No is a filthy word to say to a customer.

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