E-mail Shorties

[Phone Jockey]

Email: I want digital cable, but I will NEVER use the music channels because I am entertained by my own music. (*dancing to the beat of her own drum*)

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Email: You have messed up my TV program “24” again. I would think with AT&T coming onto you people, you would have your mess together.

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Email: I live on a concrete slab.

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Email: I am sitting here waiting. Kindly send me your tech. (Cuz apparently we just have one tech.)

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Email: Absolutely, positively no irrelevant e-mails, please. I am losing my business. (losing your MIND is more accurate...)

[ArenaBoy]

Wow, just wow. They are still the same.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

And from the sound of it, they won't ever change until somebody quits dumping that Industrial-Grade Stupid in the water in these parts.

[ominousoat]

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I would think with AT&T coming onto you people...
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I'm imagining AT&T at a bar, hitting on everything that walks by...

[BlaqueKatt]

I'm imagining AT&T at a bar, hitting on everything that walks by...

that's why AT&T dumped me!!!


BlaqueKatt-dumped by one phone service provider and picked up by another

[BookstoreEscapee]

I'm imagining AT&T at a bar, hitting on everything that walks by...

Damn, you guys beat me to it!

Well, is he cute, at least?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Damn, you guys beat me to it!

Well, is he cute, at least?

Yeah, but not quite as cute as my b/f.