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  • I dub thee officially sucky.

    It's another long one...

    Today I had a lady who, at the time, upset me and irritated me. Later in the day I was laughing about it, but at the time I wanted to crawl through the phone and throttle her.

    A little background: According to the customer's salescheck, she had had a piece of furniture inspected in Feb. 2006. At the time, she was declined for an exchange, but told she could have another for a 2nd opinion. She apparently never called back for said 2nd opinion until today. A year later. I don't know how the conversation went, but according to the supervisor's notes, this lady was a royal pain. She "kept twisting my [the supervisor] words" and thought the fact that "it took her a year to call in to get a 2nd opinion" had no bearing on the situation at all. The supervisor would not let a 2nd tech go out now, as the chair was no longer covered by warranty. The supervisor said she could not help the customer, but she could talk to her manager instead. Said manager was in a meeting, but supervisor would pass on the call back notice to him. Now, I come into the picture.

    Me: Well, guess who.
    SC: Yeah, you know it.

    Me: Thank you for calling FBCS, this is Kim, how may I help you?
    SC: [aggravated tone] I need to speak to Manager's Name.
    Me: Is this a store manager, or a call center manager? (we always get store calls for some reason)
    SC: No, he's one of your managers, wherever you are.
    Me: (explains that there was no mgr by that name at MY location, but maybe I can find out who she needs to speak to) Ok, well, if you have your salescheck, I can look at the notes and see if there's information on who you need to talk to...(I look up salescheck, see wonderful note left by previous supervisor, find out where they're from, etc. tell customer I will look up ext on my directory. Put customer on hold, come back with ext.)
    Me: Alright, Manager's Name's extension is 34567, and I can transfer you whenever you're ready.
    SC: And can I get your name?
    Me: Kim.
    SC: And your last name?
    Me: I don't give out my last name for professional reasons, but my extension is 12345.
    SC: You are refusing to give me your last name?
    Me: Yes ma'am. I do not give out my last name, and my extension is the best way to identify me as an employee.
    SC: Is this call being recorded? Because I am going to tell Manager's Name that you are withholding information.
    Me: All our calls are recorded for quality purposes, and I am not required to give out my last name. I can transfer you whenever you're ready.
    SC: Fine, go ahead.

    So, I transfer the customer to what, to the best of my knowledge, was this manager's ext. Not 1 minute later, my phone rings, and it's another CSR with this same lady on the phone who wants to talk to me. Transfers the call back to me. Apparently, the ext I gave her brings her to some other female supervisor's voicemail. I apologize, tell her I will try to find the correct number, but the number I gave her is the ext for this manager according to the directory I have (I am seriously beginning to feel like 411). So I put her on hold and go to my supervisor. We both try other supervisors' ext in that location, and no one is answering. Finally she goes to one of our managers who has the extension for a different manager there. My super calls him. Finds out the manager we have been trying to reach is aware of this customer, and told the supervisor she originally dealt with that he would be in a meeting and that he would call her back when he was done. The customer was aware of this. So, we get the correct ext and I go back to the customer.

    The customer was, unfortunately, on hold for a while while we were trying to get the correct ext for this guy. I can only apologize and explain what took so long. As I am trying to explain why it took so long, customer keeps trying to stop me and ask for every single person's name and extension who was involved in this conversation. Finally, for whatever reason (this woman confused the hell out of me and I can't quite figure out how the conversation got from point A to Z), the customer suddenly demanded to speak to my immediate supervisor. Unfortunately, my supervisor has gotten on the "supervisor line" and was busy taking calls from other associates. I advise the customer that if she'd rather speak to her instead, I can leave a message, but she is unavailable at the moment. She says, "You're refusing to let me speak to your supervisor?? I want you know that I am quoting you word for word, and when I get to blah, blah..." I tell her she is more than welcome to do that, as I already told her that all our calls are recorded. She whines and moans for a bit more, and FINALLY allows me to transfer her to the manager she was originally trying to reach.

    Oh my goodness. I had to get up and take a lap around the office after that call. I wrote about 2 paragraphs of notes on her salescheck, stating among other things, that I refused to give the customer my last name. I later asked my supervisor about that, and she said, "The woman must be crazy. You don't have to give your last name to anyone." That made me feel a bit better.

    Later on I checked the notes again, to satisfy my morbid curiosity, and lo and behold, the customer had called back AGAIN and bitched out another CSR, who also wrote a paragraph of notes about her. ("customer was very rude and nasty").

    This lady was the first customer I've ever had that seriously made me "panic" while at this call center. It was a brief panic, but panic nonetheless. And it was the last name thing that did it. It's my damn name. It doesn't mean shit when I am employee # 678 out of 6,078. She doesn't need it. And she acted so arrogant, like she was going to get my ass fired for refusing her information.

    BLARGH! I need to go to be. I just had to share this because it made my day totally blah.
    --Kim--

    “It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.” Philip K. Dick

  • #2
    Ooo... I had a "can I please have your full name?" guy today- I think he was one of those fast-track management types who was going to put the fear into me so I would give him the REAL service. What is the deal with people assuming fear is the best way to motivate a person?
    "Sir, I'm afraid that our warranty does not cover hauntings"

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    • #3
      Ugh, I can't stand those people.

      "Give me your name so I can report to so-and-so that blah blah blah..."
      Sure, my name is Kara.
      "I want your last name too!"
      Due to security reasons, I can't disclose that buy my rep ID is 00-00000.
      "Yeah, you're afraid to tell me your name! It doesn't matter, I'll find out anyway when you're required to appear in court to try and defend your corrupt company for whatever asinine reason I think I can sue you for!"
      Have fun. Oh by the way, do you know what "Mandatory Arbitration" means? Of course you don't. And I'd hate to spoil it for you, so why don't you have your attorney explain it to you after you pay his $1500 consultation fee?

      One lady one time asked me my name and then laughed when I told her. She said it didn't really matter since we use fake names because we're too cowardly to stand behind the company and we know we're cheating our customers. Sorry, but I'm as sure of my name as I am that you are a bottom-feeder.

      But this call is why I'm glad we don't have direct extensions. Well, technically we do, but when you call in and are randomly routed to 1 of 15 different call centers, my extension won't get you anywhere.
      "You are loved" - Plaidman.

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      • #4
        But this call is why I'm glad we don't have direct extensions. Well, technically we do, but when you call in and are randomly routed to 1 of 15 different call centers, my extension won't get you anywhere.
        I was that was the case where I work. If I didn't have to give my extension to anyone, my life would be much easier. Since we do follow-ups with customers though, my extension does enable a customer to reach me.

        I made the mistake of giving a sales associate my extension a week or so ago, and I have become her personal CSR. She calls me for any and all issues, instead of dialing our 800# and getting a random someone else. I thought she just wanted my ext for reference purposes, but then I found out that she was so impressed with how I helped her one time, she wants me to help her every time. Lucky me.
        --Kim--

        “It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.” Philip K. Dick

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        • #5
          Quoth Kara_CS View Post
          "I want your last name too!"
          "Yevon."
          That's right, Ruby Juwl Yevon.
          *turn to next customer wanting my full name* "Quen. Ruby Juwl Quen."
          /FF names ahoy!
          "I call murder on that!"

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          • #6
            Quoth CSR Kim View Post
            Please edit quotes

            I made the mistake of giving a sales associate my extension a week or so ago, and I have become her personal CSR.

            Please edit quotes
            That really sucks >_<. We have follow-ups, but we call the customers back ourselves. Otherwise, if the customer absolutely needs to speak to me, another rep can email me "Hey, to talked to this guy and he said..." But most of those are customers I don't even want to talk to ever again, so I review their account and call directly to their voicemail to let them know what I determined

            Once in awhile a rep will forget that certain things should never be done and make a test call or text message a customer from their handset. Then something clicks in the customer's head that's like, "What if I change to this plan, or what if I don't undrestand this thing, or hey, what if I want to check my minutes at 3am? I know, I'll call that rep directly and they'll be happy to help me!"
            Last edited by Ree; 03-17-2007, 06:47 PM. Reason: Editing irrelevant parts out of quote
            "You are loved" - Plaidman.

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            • #7
              *forgot why she was posting in the first place, grabs a sword*
              I dub thee Sir Suck: Lord of the Whiny assholes of the world! Now go, sit on your throne of lies (and electricity)...
              "I call murder on that!"

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              • #8
                Quoth Juwl View Post
                "Yevon."
                That's right, Ruby Juwl Yevon.
                *turn to next customer wanting my full name* "Quen. Ruby Juwl Quen."
                /FF names ahoy!
                ooooooooh~ Shironu Brandford!
                Now would be a good time to visit So Very Unofficial!

                "I've had so many nasty customers this week, my bottomless pit is now ankle-deep."-Me.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Shironu-Akaineko View Post
                  ooooooooh~ Shironu Brandford!
                  Good choice, Terra.
                  "I call murder on that!"

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                  • #10
                    Hmm, haven't played any since IX (though I hear I haven't missed much).

                    Kara Arrowny
                    Kara Chere
                    Kara Cole
                    Kara Lockheart
                    Kara Almasy
                    Kara Til Alexandros

                    These are much better than my real last name
                    "You are loved" - Plaidman.

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                    • #11
                      it reminds me of a conversation I had awhile ago with a customer on the phone.


                      Me: I'm afraid that's not possible, it's not within our discretion here at the feedback line to offer you that level of compensation.

                      SC: Fine then, we'll just see about that. Now, what is your name?

                      Me: Me? My name is Pa***

                      SC: Ok, and what's your last name?

                      Me: I don't give that out.

                      SC: Why not? I gave you my last name when you asked.

                      Me: Yeah, but you didn't have to.

                      SC: *silence*
                      Broadcasting to you live from the nerve center of my brain..... szzzt *we are currently experiencing technical difficulties, please stand by*

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                      • #12
                        Quoth CSR Kim View Post

                        SC: And your last name?
                        Me: I don't give out my last name for professional reasons, but my extension is 12345.
                        SC: You are refusing to give me your last name?
                        Me: Yes ma'am. I do not give out my last name, and my extension is the best way to identify me as an employee.
                        SC: Is this call being recorded? Because I am going to tell Manager's Name that you are withholding information.
                        Me: All our calls are recorded for quality purposes, and I am not required to give out my last name. I can transfer you whenever you're ready.
                        SC: Fine, go ahead.
                        I get customers like this every day. On the phone, I'm "Mrs. Pinkie" and they always want to know my first name. I NEVER give it out. I tell them that I'm the only Mrs. Pinkie there and then offer my extention #. Most will accept that answer.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Kara_CS View Post
                          Kara Arrowny
                          Okay, I recognized all the others, but Arrowny is giving me problems... whose last name is that? *sad*
                          ... is it Relm?
                          "I call murder on that!"

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                          • #14
                            Aye, that's Relm. Probably my fave character in that one. Cute, innocent, and deadly.
                            "You are loved" - Plaidman.

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                            • #15
                              Yep, I just use random last names that catch my fancy.

                              *Sciath* Hino
                              *Sciath* Blackrose
                              *Sciath* Zuutsout (Zoot Suit)
                              *Sciath* McBoob
                              *Sciath* Bartfast
                              *Sciath* Pfarphignuten

                              Granted, my first name is unique enough that the managers know it was me, but it's fun to watch folks take it seriously.

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