jackass

[vacation_rentals_suck]

Me: this is Dave, may I help you?

Guest: I am inquiring about my reservation for XYZ hotel

Me: you already have a reservation?

Guest: If I had a reservation, I wouldn't be calling you, would I?

Me: I'm sorry, I just wanted to clarify

Guest: yea well how about you think you open your piehole

Me: I apologize. when are you coming in?

Guest: I wasnt asking for an apology. I am asking you to think. Is that so hard?

Me: when are you coming in?

Guest: October 5

Me: and the departure date?

Guest: I said October 5

Me: thats the arrival date, right?

Guest: yea it's the fucking arrival date. are you seriously this dense?

Me: sir, once again, I just want to clarify

Guest: you really are this stupid, arent you?

Me: sir, what is your departure date?

Guest: I am gonna say this one time then I am gonna come unglued. I want a reservation for October 5.

Me: for one night?

Guest: dumbass, if I wanted more than one night, I would have said that. Why are you so incompetent?

Me: ok, lets go ahead and complete this reservation

Guest: no, no, no, you answer my question.....why are you so incompetent? If you don't answer my question, I will ask your boss why he hires incompetent jackasses like you.

CLICK

[Spork4pedro]

Wow....someone needs to pull that stick out of his ass. I'm glad that you were able to hang up on him.

[Tama]

How do you deal with these people? Booze? Violent videogames?

[Jester]

I'm just wondering why didn't you hang up on his rude fucking ass sooner.

[Ree]

I'm just wondering why didn't you hang up on his rude fucking ass sooner.

Because then he wouldn't be able to tell us about this incredibly unbelievable customer so we could all sympathize.
Gotta gather material somehow.

[Sapphire Silk]

I'd call this guy a fucking prick . . . but at least pricks have a use.

This asshat is useless.

[thehuckster]

In an alternate universe, this is how that conversation took place...

Me: this is Dave, may I help you?

Guest: I am inquiring about my reservation for XYZ hotel

Me: you already have a reservation?

Guest: If I had a reservation, I wouldn't be calling you, would I?

Me: Then why would you inquire about something that doesn't exist? Are you seriously this dense? I'm going to hang up, why don't you call back and use your piehole after you think? K?

CLICK

[Pixilated]

Wow ... I don't know how you kept your temper that long! What an ass. Glad you were able to hang up on him.

[depechemodefan]

Wait, just to clarify, was it the jackass or vrs that hung up? Hope he is flying in because if he starts shit like that at the airport Homeland security will have his ass.

This reminds me of a bunch of customers who call the library, though they leave out the explicatives.

[shopgirl15]

If the guy calls back you can do this:

"DID YOU HANG UP ON ME?!"

"I don't know sir, did it sound like this?"

CLICK

[XCashier]

Wow....someone needs to pull that stick out of his ass.

Nah, it might dislodge his head.

The guy can't communicate clearly to save his life, and he calls you dense?! Good job hanging up on him. Let's hope he doesn't call and get you again.

[Anakah]

So how long does your company expect you to get insulted on the phone? That guy was a moron. At least he couldn't see you rolling your eyes. I know I was.

[sirwired]

Wow ... I don't know how you kept your temper that long! What an ass. Glad you were able to hang up on him.

He could handle it because he is the legendary VRS! Customers that would inspire mere mortals to fits of phone-smashing rage are par for the course and handled with steely-eyed calm.

It wouldn't surprise me if customers are calling VRS from CRML's pub.

[PepperElf]

what a fucking cockless wonder

sounds like he gets off on insulting people

[AyreBiskits]

i think they do this on purpose to VRS or whoever is placing the reservation to catch them offguard so they can claim some BS and get a free vacation.