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  • #1

    A Quick One...

    Friday was an impressively busy day--even more impressive because this is supposed to be our slow season, what we call "Sleeptember"--and was for the most part a good day, but it did contain this gem.

    GUY: "Do you have souvenir cups?"
    ME: "Nope."
    GUY: "Seriously? You guys HAVE to have souvenir cups."
    ME: "Well, we don't"
    GUY: "But you HAVE to."

    And on, and on, and on.

    No, we don't have souvenir cups, we don't have to have souvenir cups, and we DON'T HAVE THEM. Get over it. We will gladly sell you a shot glass or pint glass with our name and logo on it, but we do not have souvenir cups. No. Not. Nyet.

    Get over it and move the fuck on, dude.

    "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is     Still A Customer."
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  • #2
    Do you have souvenir cups Jester?

    VS ducks and hides.
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    • #3
      My Husband Pissed off A Bartender in Florida and all I got was his teeth and this Lousy Shot Glass.

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      • #4
        I would've been tempted to manufacture a very poor facsimile of one, poor as in duct tape with bar name written in sharpie stuck to cracked plastic dixie cup.... and see if the guy would buy it
        - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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        • #5
          What about souviener cups???!!?!?!!! No?? Le sigh

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          • #6
            I hate when people say, "You HAVE to!" HATE IT. Nobody HAS to have anything, ok?

            Hell, if you were willing to sell him one of the bar's glasses with your logo on it, that would fit the bill, wouldn't it? Oh, but wait....he wanted something FREE.
            When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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            • #7
              Red plastic party cup + marker=souvenir cup!

              No need to thank me.
              "If you pray very hard, you can become a cat person." -Angela, "The Office"

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              • #8
                Oh, I've been meaning to ask you Jester, could I have one of your souvenir cups?

                Yes you do.
                Yes you do.
                Yes you do.
                "Can't talk.

                Comin' down."

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                • #9
                  Quoth Argabarga View Post
                  I would've been tempted to manufacture a very poor facsimile of one, poor as in duct tape with bar name written in sharpie stuck to cracked plastic dixie cup.... and see if the guy would buy it
                  Damn it, I'm an idiot! I actually had a Sharpie on me, and could have very easily written The Bar's name on one of our generic plastic to go cups. Perhaps you should tend bar and I should tow cars....

                  Quoth MoonCat View Post
                  Hell, if you were willing to sell him one of the bar's glasses with your logo on it, that would fit the bill, wouldn't it? Oh, but wait....he wanted something FREE.
                  Prezactly. And I did mention our glasses for sale, but as you noted, he wanted a freebie.

                  Quoth I am the Lizard Queen!! View Post
                  Oh, I've been meaning to ask you Jester, could I have one of your souvenir cups?

                  Yes you do.
                  Yes you do.
                  Yes you do.
                  What about me makes you think I am above smacking the silly off your face?

                  "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is                   Still A Customer."

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                  • #10
                    Jester + Sharpie + Red Solo cup => Instant Souvenir
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                    • #11
                      Yes, but it's not a Red Solo Cup. Just a generic clear plastic cup. Pretty much like the majority of the bars in Key West.

                      "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is                       Still A Customer."

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                      • #12
                        *scribbles notes*

                        1. Travel to Key West in Sept.
                        2. Visit Jester's Bar.
                        3. Have Jester pick out rum.
                        4. Ask for souvenir cup.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Kanalah View Post
                          *scribbles notes*

                          1. Travel to Key West in Sept.
                          2. Visit Jester's Bar.
                          3. Have Jester pick out rum.
                          3.5 Ask if the Mount Gay rum is for gay people
                          4. Ask for souvenir cup.
                          Fixed it for you!

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                          • #14
                            What about me makes you think I am above smacking the silly off your face?
                            Awww Jester...I'm not worried. You would NEVER do that!

                            No you wouldn't.
                            No you wouldn't.
                            No you wouldn't.

                            (It's like being the world's stupidest Jedi Knight. Awesome.)
                            "Can't talk.

                            Comin' down."

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Jester View Post
                              GUY: "Do you have souvenir cups?"
                              ME: "Nope."
                              GUY: "But Thou Must."
                              ME: "Nope."
                              GUY: "But Thou Must."
                              ME: "Nope."
                              GUY: "But Thou Must."
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