Chipper time.

[Sandiercy]

Now I am really really

Some young punks came into the store (you know the type, using the word "yo" every sentence, wearing the same hoodie but different colors) and sat down on our chairs and proceeded to talk about their life to each other. I gave them a few minutes thinking perhaps that they might be here to purchase something but no, they were just shooting the breeze.

Me: awesome game store manager who dont take no Sh**.
YP: 3 young punks who couldnt be older than 15

Me: sorry but these chairs are for customer use, if you wish to sit here, you need to purchase something.
SC: Oh well, we were about to leave anyway, you just lost a customer.
Me: *whatever* Sorry guys but thems the rules.
SC: *as they were leaving yellow hoodie SC turns to green hoodie SC* Fatty boy told us to leave, he doesnt have any life does he?
Me: (keep in mind that I might be overweight but I carry myself well)

I gave the punk a look that would have killed Cthulhu at 100 meters and they took off running down the hall.

I wanted to give these punks a run through good ol' but probably would have got in all kinds of trouble, I mean those things are super expensive these days, I would probably have gone into debt just to get one.

[Jay 2K Winger]

SC: *as they were leaving yellow hoodie SC turns to green hoodie SC* Fatty boy told us to leave, he doesnt have any life does he?

Fuck people that resort to "fatty" jokes.

Proper response to these little douchenozzles: "It's called 'working for a living,' you should try it sometime."

[Flying Grype]

SC: Oh well, we were about to leave anyway, you just lost a customer.

You were about to leave without buying anything and therefore without being a customer, so we have no customer to lose?

[barainga]

"It's called 'working for a living,' you should try it sometime."

This is so true. Hard to be a happy super fun person when you spend 2/3 of your day working all the time.

[Andara Bledin]

SC: *as they were leaving yellow hoodie SC turns to green hoodie SC* Fatty boy told us to leave, he doesnt have any life does he?

I like how the losers with nothing better to do than hang out in a mall and aren't buying anything are talking shit about a guy with a job and who makes actual money.

^-.-^

[EricKei]

I mean those things are super expensive these days, I would probably have gone into debt just to get one.

They are indeed expensive. Better to not risk damaging the machine by feeding it something like that .

[TopEndDave]

SC: *as they were leaving yellow hoodie SC turns to green hoodie SC* Fatty boy told us to leave, he doesnt have any life does he?

So two customers who dress like the teletubbies decided that you don't have a life?

[MournBlade]

I am used to people calling me fat since my accident and I don't really care.
If I could I'd be in shape and have my six pack back again that would be great - not happening any more with my destroyed back so big whoop.
I always respond to that with: I might one day become skinny - you are stuck being and asshole, sucks to be you.

[taxguykarl]

I wanted to give these punks a run through good ol'

Meh, these losers aren't worth it.

[PepperElf]

Fuck people that resort to "fatty" jokes.

Proper response to these little douchenozzles: "It's called 'working for a living,' you should try it sometime."

plus most often the people they insult aren't even overweight. it's the new way of saying 'bitch'

[Jay 2K Winger]

I'll admit, yeah, I'm overweight. Doesn't mean that calling me "fat" is a smart thing to do.

Once again, I refer to this one case from the wholesale club, when this little Hispanic boy ran up to me and said:

Boy: "Tu eres gordo!" (Spanish: "You're fat!")
J2K: "Y tu eres feo!" (Spanish: "And you're ugly!")
Boy: (runs away)

[Food Lady]

So two customers who dress like the teletubbies decided that you don't have a life?

And Jay 2K Winger, it would've been funny if you totally confused that kid by simply saying, "And you're not!" (Reminds me of Chevy Chase.)

[Jay 2K Winger]

And Jay 2K Winger, it would've been funny if you totally confused that kid by simply saying, "And you're not!" (Reminds me of Chevy Chase.)

Except the kid was a little pudgy.

So I could have retorted with "Y tu tambien!" (And you as well!)

[XCashier]

So two customers who dress like the teletubbies decided that you don't have a life?

Oh, if we could only come up with such quips when we need them!

Boy: "Tu eres gordo!" (Spanish: "You're fat!")
J2K: "Y tu eres feo!" (Spanish: "And you're ugly!")
Boy: (runs away)

Not so funny when it's turned back on you, eh, kiddo? You could've also said, "Y tu eres estúpido!"

[wolfie]

Once again, I refer to this one case from the wholesale club, when this little Hispanic boy ran up to me and said:

Boy: "Tu eres gordo!" (Spanish: "You're fat!")
J2K: "Y tu eres feo y tonto!" (Spanish: "And you're ugly and stupid!")
Boy: (runs away)

Fixed that for ya. I wonder, back in TV's "golden age", how many people realized that a certain masked man was always calling his sidekick "stupid".