I hope this never happens to anyone else

[TWOLF]

I wanted to share this one after reading the story about the womans account that was turned off by her other half and someone reminded me of this. In truth this happened about a couple of years ago but is something I will never forget. I'm sorry had to be done no way arround it, I only hope this does not happen to anyone else.
I had a customer accuse me of being the father of her children. This is not the worst part, it. This woman calls in accusing me of not only being the father of her children, but running off on her with a stripper, and that if I don't get the kids food she is going to do one of two things, beat them or take them to a homeless shelter. Since the place I work at doesn't have caller id I could only call the cops with the limited information I could get from her. Now one part of the converstaion I will not mention the wording but it started with an n. This went on and on for 10 min and kept trying to tell her I wasn't the person she thought I was, but she insisted I was. If anything I have never had human children nor have I been to a strip club, and I'm white. She put one of the kids on the phone saying daddy we are hungry bring us some milk or something to eat. If you don't mommy is going to beat us. I felt so sorry for that kid and called the local police in the area. I just hope those kids got helped.

[CrazedClerk]

That is one crappy parent, threatening to beat her kids if you don't pay support.

They oughta lock her up and throw away the key.

[Imogene]

*eye quirks* No 'human' children?
*lets her mind wander a moment, then realizes* Oh, pets...?

[TWOLF]

lol yes pets. I get people with that line alot. I just wonder how many people have their customer's tell them they love the rep on the line. And by love Idon't mean you did a good job.

[Knightmare]

ah, I was just wondering the same thing. "No human children."
Hmmm...
Ya know what? I really don't want to know.

[Ljt09863]

see..when you said no 'human children' i looked at your screenname and thought...well...wolf children maybe? ut Juwl cleared that up nicely! thanks Juwl!

[BookstoreEscapee]

hehe...I got it right away, being as I have 2 "furchildren" at home (and am going to visit the 3rd tonight yaaayy!! I guess you could call him the step-furchild)

[ShortTemperHatesStupidity]

So you won't be needing Fluffy then, BSE?

[BookstoreEscapee]

So you won't be needing Fluffy then, BSE?

Actually, the ex postponed so I don't get to see Pablo until tomorrow. So maybe I could borrow Fluffy for the evening

On a semi-related note, one of my furchildren (the girl) tried to take my head off. She was on my shoulder, decided to jump off behind me, and now I have a 4 inch scratch on the side of my neck. They don't have claws in front but the back ones are still quite functional. Ow.

[Jester]

Personally I think it sounds like a prank phone call. Especially because of the way she had the kid say what it said. To me it just sounds like a couple of high schoolers or junior high schoolers getting stupid kicks.

[DarthRetard]

The question we all want to know is.....

Is She Hot?

*ducks*

[Imogene]

thanks Juwl!

Glad to be of service.

Oh, wolf children? ... Mowgli? Oh, no, he was raised by a... panther (I think...)
*that thought never even registered*

[DarthRetard]

No, they were wolves I believe. His best friend was a panther, yes? I know Baloo was the bear. and Sheer Khan was the Tiger...

I still want to know if she's hot....

[Tria]

No, they were wolves I believe. His best friend was a panther, yes? I know Baloo was the bear. and Sheer Khan was the Tiger...

I still want to know if she's hot....

Raised by wolved, friends with Baloo, Bagheera just got the stuck taking the mancub to the manvillage.

[Imogene]

Thank you, Tria, for clearing that up.

In re: OP, "Madam, I would be willing to give a blood test to match my DNA to your children, however, when it comes out negative, I will most likely sue you for slander (/libel? Can't remember which is spoken). I have NO children, I don't want children. I've a phobia of intercourse (kinda true)."