Not all of these are sucks, some of them are just funny.
Dear granny who feeds the chicken curry to your one-year-old granddaughter: the first time I saw this I was a bit worried, but that little baby seems to have an iron stomach (not to mention a refined palate). The fact that you keep coming back and feeding curry to the baby suggests that there are no diaper disasters post-lunch. Way to go, kid.
Dear nervous kid: aah, we like you, you and your dad are regulars. The overdramatic "Uuugggghhhh, finally!!" when I put your food in front of you was a bit unnecessary. Sorry, we're not McDonald's, and you did come in right smack in the middle of the busiest Saturday we've had in months. But I did hear your dad telling you "They're working as fast as they can" as I left your table, and you did intercept me after you ate to say "Um um, thanks for the food!" You're welcome.
(Truthfully, this kid is a bit off kilter. Some of his behaviour reminds me of my own anxiety disorders. Ultimately he's a good guy.)
Dear people with confusion regarding the names of various ethnic foods:
1) It's not called sweet and sour soup, it's HOT and sour soup. It's about as sweet as an active volcano.
2) You want teppanyaki on your toast?
Oh, you mean the olive paste. TAPENADE. I understand that you're confused by seeing it in a mostly-Chinese restaurant rather than a Mediterranean one, but I didn't think it was THAT weird.
Dear granny who feeds the chicken curry to your one-year-old granddaughter: the first time I saw this I was a bit worried, but that little baby seems to have an iron stomach (not to mention a refined palate). The fact that you keep coming back and feeding curry to the baby suggests that there are no diaper disasters post-lunch. Way to go, kid.

Dear nervous kid: aah, we like you, you and your dad are regulars. The overdramatic "Uuugggghhhh, finally!!" when I put your food in front of you was a bit unnecessary. Sorry, we're not McDonald's, and you did come in right smack in the middle of the busiest Saturday we've had in months. But I did hear your dad telling you "They're working as fast as they can" as I left your table, and you did intercept me after you ate to say "Um um, thanks for the food!" You're welcome.

Dear people with confusion regarding the names of various ethnic foods:
1) It's not called sweet and sour soup, it's HOT and sour soup. It's about as sweet as an active volcano.

2) You want teppanyaki on your toast?

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