Just bring it RABBLERABBLERABBLE!!!

[TonyDonuts]

http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=93336

After this thread.

We had a regular who called in for a pizza delivery about once a week.

He refused to give his name.

He refused to give his address.

He refused to give his phone number (no caller ID, that cost money).

He would get angry, very angry, when asked for any of that information.

"YOU ALREADY HAVE THAT IN YOUR COMPUTERS!!!!!)

He would then shout his order over any attempts to reason with him and end with a bellowed, "JUST BRING IT!" And then he would slam the phone down.

After not getting his pizza. He would then call with angry, very angry demands for his pizza, refusing, absolutely refusing to believe that we hadn't made his pizza and weren't bringing it because we didn't know who he was (other than "That Asshole") or where he was ("Somewhere in Faribault, probably?").

He would then repeat, "JUST BRING IT!" And then he would slam the phone down, again. Repeating the process several times through the evening.

Never did find out who he was.

Hours of fun for the whole family.

[thehuckster]

Could it be a recurring prank by someone who just has no life? We used to get prank calls multiple times a week that was almost the same thing each time: "Do you sell douches? How about condoms? And do you sell maxipads?" We always answered matter of factly and tried hard not to bait him. He still did it every few days for months. We were perplexed as to just how boring his life must be if he's entertained by calling us with this stupid stuff all the friggen time.

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

It wasn't this guy was it?

[Zoom]

Oh, I'm ready for it
Come on, bring it

Snakes on a Pizza... what a topping.

[XCashier]

He would then call with angry, very angry demands for his pizza, refusing, absolutely refusing to believe that we hadn't made his pizza and weren't bringing it because we didn't know who he was (other than "That Asshole") or where he was ("Somewhere in Faribault, probably?").

He would then repeat, "JUST BRING IT!" And then he would slam the phone down, again. Repeating the process several times through the evening.

How stupid do you have to be, to not comprehend that you have to give your address to the person you want to deliver something to you?! (glances up at page title) Oh, of course.

Hopefully the asshat broke his phone with all that slamming. Or possibly, he called for an ambulance, refused to give his name or address, insisted the ambulance company already had it in their computer, and his last words were a screamed "JUST BRING IT!"

[downforit2008]

Considering how irate he is just to get a pizza and with no info on where it should be delivered to, I say he needs to start eating less takeout and maybe he won't be so angry all the time if his pores clean up afterwards!

[Argabarga]

Buddy, it is already BRUNG! *click*

[Lace Neil Singer]

I remember someone like that when I had to fill out a form when the customer's card declined. At first, he refused to give me his address and phone number; he only grudgingly agreed to when I pointed out that without the correct form, all I could do would be to call the police. He was a real tin foil hat; he probably thought I'd give his address to the aliens who were stalking him.

[Jay 2K Winger]

It wasn't this guy was it?

(snip pic of The Rock)

Nah, we know where he lives.

See, since his baby left him, he found a new place to dwell.

It's down at the end of Jabroni Drive at Smackdown Hotel.

[PepperElf]

It wasn't this guy was it?

http://steveaustinweb.com/rockandaus...03/35319pi.jpg

wouldn't that be the person delivering the pizza?

tho... i suppose having the rock show up at your door looking pissed off with a pizza might curb further SC behavior...

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Nah, we know where he lives.

See, since his baby left him, he found a new place to dwell.

It's down at the end of Jabroni Drive at Smackdown Hotel.

I didn't know you were prone to impersonating The King on occasion.

[Jay 2K Winger]

I didn't know you were prone to impersonating The King on occasion.

Who's impersonating Elvis?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JO9FlBOhhE#t=3m50s

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Who's impersonating Elvis?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JO9FlBOhhE#t=3m50s

Didn't know The Rock could sing.

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

Didn't know The Rock could sing.

Quite well actually. He's done a number of musical promo bits called "Rock" Concerts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h3cFnTcJgg

[dalesys]

Quite well actually. He's done a number of musical promo bits called "Rock" Concerts.

That would be music with rocks in it, of course.
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