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So, there's a new apartment complex going up in town, and they've apparently encountered something in the initial digging that's going to require the application of high-explosives to get out of the way.
To keep this process from endangering anyone at the already-existing apartments next to the construction site, part of that complex's parking lot that sits a little too close to the blasting area has been roped off.
Yeah, you can probably guess where this is going.
Yesterday, I got called over to said complex by the foreman of the blasting crew, because someone parked their car too close to the blasting area and had to be towed to a safer distance...
Then today, another driver got called over to the same complex. After the last person I towed, they put up extra signage to warn of the danger. 2 evenly-spaced orange/white signs were put up in the closed part of the parking lot that say "BLASTING AREA, KEEP OUT"
Sure enough, some dummy had parked.....
RIGHT BETWEEN THE TWO SIGNS
Maybe he didn't particularly like his car anymore? Too bad they had us tow it out of danger's way before we could find out
And considering this was a student housing complex, you people got INTO COLLEGE???? Just how far HAVE those SAT scores dropped since I took the test?!
To keep this process from endangering anyone at the already-existing apartments next to the construction site, part of that complex's parking lot that sits a little too close to the blasting area has been roped off.
Yeah, you can probably guess where this is going.
Yesterday, I got called over to said complex by the foreman of the blasting crew, because someone parked their car too close to the blasting area and had to be towed to a safer distance...
Then today, another driver got called over to the same complex. After the last person I towed, they put up extra signage to warn of the danger. 2 evenly-spaced orange/white signs were put up in the closed part of the parking lot that say "BLASTING AREA, KEEP OUT"
Sure enough, some dummy had parked.....
RIGHT BETWEEN THE TWO SIGNS
Maybe he didn't particularly like his car anymore? Too bad they had us tow it out of danger's way before we could find out
And considering this was a student housing complex, you people got INTO COLLEGE???? Just how far HAVE those SAT scores dropped since I took the test?!
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