How not to get a girl's number

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Unfortunately, I've been hit on in that similar manner, and by men of other races, and the first thing they leap to is it's because they are black, hispanic, asian, whatever.

The whitie tighties, their first go-to when I dare say no to their advances is to usually call me a bitch or a slut. Right after they just moments ago were all about how cute I am.

But of course. They're just too dense to realize that they belong to a sub-species . . . they're known as jerkius assholia.

The Jerkius Assholia is known for a lower level of intellect, tactfulness and will usually resort to a rudimentary spewing of racial slurs, accusations of racism or insulting anyone outside their particular sub-species at the slightest hint of rejection. This is a particular testament to their limited intellectual capabilities, as well as their limited ability to effectively socialize outside their group.

Jerkius Assholia don't have any distinguishable markings, as they have an uncanny tendency to blend into normal society, which in the short term makes for good camouflage. But they don't have the ability to stay hidden for long before they give themselves away by simply opening their mouth and letting something insulting come out.

So far researchers haven't been able to modify the DNA of this sub-species to make it more tolerable to mainstream society. More research is desperately needed.

[KatherineB]

BSo far researchers haven't been able to modify the DNA of this sub-species to make it more tolerable to mainstream society. More research is desperately needed.

Somehow I doubt they will have difficulty finding test subjects...

[Lore]

And of course, there are the ones who, when turned down, call you derrogatory names for gay women - because, if you don't want to go out
with them, then of course, the only explanation possible is that your'e gay.

And if you really ARE gay, then they ask if you'd be interested in a threesome. Honestly, why would they presume to think that you'd be dating a woman if you were ACTUALLY hankering after some sleazy male tail? (I myself am bi, but regardless, being in a relationship in the first place should be enough reason for them to back off. Twits.)

[Zellie Crescent]

It dosen't matter what race the guy is, I tell them sorry I'm not into guys, 97% of the time it's the most extreamly unbelivably ugly, stupid, creepy, drunk (or any combination of the 4) guys. There was this 1 time where a guy didn't like my response so he decided to complain about me to Jeff, he told me when I left if I ever saw that guy again to call him, Anthony, or Steve he told the guy that a female employee cannot be written up or fired for refusing to be hit on by some wierd guy she doesn't know.

[Jester]

I find the best way to get a woman's number is to not act like a jerk, and to not ask, but tell. In other words, rather than say, "Jenny, can I have your number?" I say, "Hey Jenny, give me your number." For some reason, that seems to work.

Of course, it starts with me not being a jerk.

And I should point out that while it does help me get numbers, that is about all it has helped me get of late.

I guess it could be worse...a female friend of mine told me yesterday that I would probably get laid more if I work black socks with my black sneakers, rather than white socks. Completely ignoring the facts that (A) I don't really want to hook up with a woman that judges me on something as silly as my choice in sock colors, and (B) any woman that would judge me on something as silly as my choice in sock colors would not have even gotten as far as my socks, since they would undoubtedly have been put off by the giant beer hat I was wearing.

And by the way, fuck black socks.

[Ironclad Alibi]

The quests for girls' phone numbers reminds me of this cartoon:

[Jester]

What cartoon would that be?

[Ironclad Alibi]

What cartoon would that be?

Is it not showing up for you? Try this link.

[Jester]

Nothing showed up in your original posting for me, and when I followed that link you just posted, I got this:

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Invalid Attachment specified. If you followed a valid link, please notify the administrator

[Ironclad Alibi]

Weird. I got the same thing this time. I edited the previous to link to my CS photo album instead of using an attachment. Let's see if that works.

[KatherineB]

Interesting. I can see the comic fine - very amusing!

[siskaren]

I thought of this comic:

http://retailcomic.com/2012/01/21/867-5309/

[Racket_Man]

I find the best way to get a woman's number is to not act like a jerk, and to not ask, but tell. In other words, rather than say, "Jenny, can I have your number?" I say, "Hey Jenny, give me your number." For some reason, that seems to work.

.

I just have to say this (someone had to do it)

867-5309

or

Jessie

[wolfie]

But of course. They're just too dense to realize that they belong to a sub-species . . . they're known as jerkius assholia.

So far researchers haven't been able to modify the DNA of this sub-species to make it more tolerable to mainstream society. More research is desperately needed.

I've heard that one institution has found that 1000 mg of acetominaphin taken orally 6x per day will do the job.

[TheHolyPossum]

One strategy that could be considered is to instead ask for their numbers. Get a pool of these numbers that have been given to you by doucheweasels.

Then, you start giving out <those> numbers to guys that ask. The beautiful part is that the caller might just assume the callee is their boyfriend and back off.

And if they argue at least it's far away from you

I guess the risk with this idea would be that it's possible that they find out that the only thing they have in common is they tried to get a number from you, but the chances of them cooperating enough to figure that out is probably pretty slim.