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  • Rampant storm stupidity

    I worked 2-11 last night, and we're open til midnight tonight (the MOD tonight said that she didn't think we'd be open right until midnight, we'll probably be sold out of a lot of stuff). A storm is supposed to hit us tomorrow, nobody knows exactly what it'll do in terms of damage. For some reason emergency supplies in this town are chips, candy, and microwave meals.

    Soooo many people who were completely clueless about the self-scan concept. Scanning an item then holding it (complete with vapid smile as both I and the machine are telling them to put it on the belt), tossing their reusable bags on the belt (what got fun was when they rested the bag on the back belt as they filled it, the system detected the extra weight in the bagging area and went ballistic. When that happens I can't do anything until they lift the bag up themselves, the headscratcher was that THEY KEPT DOING IT even after I told them very clearly not to).

    I'm no longer holding people's hands with this kind of thing; I can't, what with no fewer than two lanes deciding to throw fits at the same time. I was thinking that for times like this they really need to have TWO people up front with the keys (both for theft prevention and the sanity of whoever's scheduled at the time).

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    We have jalapenos on sale for $1.99/pound (hmm, I should pick some up). However, they're still ringing up at $3.49. The cashier lanes have a way to manually enter a per-pound price, as far as I know the "Feck-It" lanes (being touchscreen, every function is theoretically accessible to the customer) do not. So the only thing I could do was have him pay as normal, then get a refund at my station. I think the difference was something like ten cents. He was fine with paying the higher price, but felt the need to educate me on how much 'extra' money the store could be raking in and that I needed to make sure the price was changed. I don't even know if the prices in that system can be changed in-store...even if they can, I don't have access to that.

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    According to a very grumpy old man, the pinpads that display "Please swipe card" need to be changed to specifically say "...for payment". He really did not get the concept, calling it an 'automatic machine' and refusing to let me actually scan his box of crackers until MOD got involved. I think he thought all he had to do was scan his store card and the register knew exactly what he was buying and deducted the cost (...from what?). Why couldn't the service desk ring him up? They didn't have anyone in line at the time.

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    Having never worked a shift this long before, I was unaware that I got an hour break; I wound up having to punch out a half-hour before I actually left (it sounds convoluted, but the only thing SM said mattered was that I was punched out for a period totaling one hour). That was probably in the employee handbook that I never got and can't access online...at least now I know. I hope I didn't inadvertently screw things up too badly.

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    I had to punch in using a paper time card; I was looking for the manager swipe card and the FEM told me 'it's not here, you have to use a paper card'. So I do, later learn that the manager card does in fact exist and that I should never use the paper cards (so why is it that on occasion a purple-shirt says we have to? they just don't want to hunt down the swipe card?), and I end up having to use it to punch out. I'm planning to check when I go in to see if my shift was recorded properly.

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    One lane decided, right in the middle of the crush, to not do cash. Even after taping my new, shiny, BRIGHT RED signs over the cash acceptor (so there is physically no way to insert any kind of cash) and on the side of the machine so they're visible from the aisle, what happens? Yup. People still come through expecting to use cash, and then get in a snit when I have to take it over to my register to process it (like it's my fault these machines are breaking down).

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    I did get a $4 tip from a mystery customer (I was in the bathroom at the time; the person who was covering selfscan for me handed it off with the key when I came back). Lots of adorable kids in costumes during the day; I'm going to wear my kitty ears to work today.
    Last edited by Dreamstalker; 10-28-2012, 03:30 PM.
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    Self-scan should go the way of the dinosaur. Too many people are too stupid to use it properly. & then when directed that they need to do this, this & NOT that, what do they do? Why, they do what they did to screw it up to begin with thus giving the person watching the self-scan an uneeded headache.

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    • #3
      At least a cashier can nudge people in the right direction/do it themselves. On "Feck-It" duty we're only supposed to clear up major problems, not ring for them.

      A customer directly behind one of the idiots in the no-cash lane said that I could design a five-foot tall, blinking sign that shocks people and they still wouldn't get it. I swear there needs to be an intelligence test (at the bare minimum, can you follow directions) before anyone can use them.
      Last edited by Dreamstalker; 10-28-2012, 03:43 PM.
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      • #4
        Quoth Bright_Star View Post
        Self-scan should go the way of the dinosaur. Too many people are too stupid to use it properly. & then when directed that they need to do this, this & NOT that, what do they do? Why, they do what they did to screw it up to begin with thus giving the person watching the self-scan an uneeded headache.
        Oh, no. I can't live without my self scan. I usually buy just a few things, but the express lanes are always filled with the idiots with full carts. Self scan tables are too small for most people with full carts, meaning us in and out folks can, well, get in and out.
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        • #5
          Just because the belts are too small for full cartloads doesn't mean people won't try (if they have a full cart but everything's bagged and they're using one of the "S-it" guns that's OK). Putting signs up "No carts" would be frowned on by management however.
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          • #6
            I never use it when we are buying koolaid packets. They are way too light for the scale to pick it up so the machine screams at us. We also always seem to get stuck behind the "technology is scary" people who don't know what the hell they are doing.
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            • #7
              This afternoon's going to be FUN >.< Mom went over there this morning to get some batteries and a case of water just in case; she said that unless we have another pallet in the back (which I doubt, most of the stocking was done yesterday and we probably won't be getting any trucks until the storm completely passes) we should be cleaned out of bottled water by the time I punch in.
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              • #8
                I was waiting for a storm related thread. I'm sure everyone being in panic mode just makes things a nightmare. Either way, please, stay safe!
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                • #9
                  Quoth Dreamstalker
                  A storm is supposed to hit us tomorrow, nobody knows exactly what it'll do in terms of damage. For some reason emergency supplies in this town are chips, candy, and microwave meals.
                  Microwave meals? During a hurricane when a likely scenario would be LOSS OF ELECTRICITY, which powers the microwave???

                  I'm waiting for the post where some bright bulb decides to return a bunch of microwave meals for a refund b/c they weren't told that a microwave won't work if the power's out.
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                  • #10
                    I stopped by the wholesale club yesterday to say hi to some folks. It was as busy as I've ever seen it outside of the holiday season. They even had a sign taped to the doors "Sold Out Of Generators."

                    When I mentioned it to my friend Demo Lady Vickie, she told me they'd been sold out of generators since Thursday morning.
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                    • #11
                      Little Bits came home for the weekend and she got an e-mail from the college today stating that those students who went home for the weekend to use their discretion on returning to campus.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                        Microwave meals? During a hurricane when a likely scenario would be LOSS OF ELECTRICITY, which powers the microwave???
                        Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't most "microwave" meals able to be heated in an oven? So if you have a gas oven, and you lose power, they're still eatable, no?

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                        • #13
                          Quoth dendawg View Post
                          Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't most "microwave" meals able to be heated in an oven? So if you have a gas oven, and you lose power, they're still eatable, no?
                          I'm not 100% sure on that . . . I've always had an electric stove (Mom had a bad experience when she and Dad were first married w/a gas stove and she has not used one since.)

                          It's a good question though. Anyone?
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                          • #14
                            wound up having to punch out a half-hour before I actually left
                            Sounds like you worked an extra 1/2 hour then. Even if you didn't work, sounds like had to wait or something. Unless they let you eat then, but then the system should allow you to have lunch then clock out of work and clock out of lunch at the same time.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth Sapphire Silk View Post
                              Oh, no. I can't live without my self scan. I usually buy just a few things, but the express lanes are always filled with the idiots with full carts. Self scan tables are too small for most people with full carts, meaning us in and out folks can, well, get in and out.
                              Yeah. Don't take away my self-scan because other people are morons, please.

                              Quoth starsinthesky View Post
                              I never use it when we are buying koolaid packets. They are way too light for the scale to pick it up so the machine screams at us.
                              Most self scans have a "skip bagging" button for stuff that's too light to register. I'm not sure how the ones you have to deal with function.

                              But since you usually end up buying a bunch of those things at once, it's probably easier to just go to a regular aisle.

                              Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                              It's a good question though. Anyone?
                              The vast majority of frozen dinners are cookable in a standard oven. And, as long as you have kitchen matches on hand to get past the fact that most gas ranges have electric ignitions these days and either know how long it takes the oven to heat or have an oven thermometer, you can definitely cook those meals while the power is out.

                              And, if you have a gas range (I won't even go near electric >_> ), that means you have a gas water heater, so you should be good with hot water for showers, too, although I don't know how water heaters work these days - for all I know, they've got electric starters, too, but I'm pretty sure they still operate by pilot light, which is probably a large reason why they're supposed to be attached outside the house.

                              Quoth depechemodefan View Post
                              Sounds like you worked an extra 1/2 hour then. Even if you didn't work, sounds like had to wait or something. Unless they let you eat then, but then the system should allow you to have lunch then clock out of work and clock out of lunch at the same time.
                              What likely happened is that they adjusted the "hours worked" forward so that the second half hour was recorded with the first half hour, while the actual time spent on the clock didn't change.

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