Hello All! Been reading the stories here for awhile, but didn't register until recently. For the record this incident happened almost 4 years ago, and I no longer work there. This was a Tim Hortons. I was on graveyard shift which meant we got fairly busy between 5 and 7 as people were heading to work.
SC: Sure you know what this is
ME: uhhh... Me
JD: Justice Deliverer. I actually didn't recognize him at the time but he was actually my Computer Science teacher from High school, which I was heavily involved in.
Anyway, it started when SC came in... as any customer does, typically- and orders a coffee.
Me: *Standard spiel*
SC: *Very gruff* You're going to give me a Large Double Double.(Double double of course being 2 cream 2 sugar). Very common order. So I ring it through. Now I made a habit of repeating the order as I punched it in, both for my benefit as well as theres. So I did in fact say "Alright, One Large Double Double, that will be $1.54" I mention the price because it becomes relevant later somewhat. He pays with a 10. I go, make the coffee, and hand it to him. "here's your Large Double Double!"
SC: I didn't order a Double Double
ME: *Wondering how I could have screwed this up* Oh, I'm sorry.
SC: Now make it again, and this time, MAKE IT RIGHT
Me: Alright- I just need to know what it was you really wanted.
SC: It was 2 cream Three Sugar!
Me: OK! So I'll make you another 2 Cream Three Sugar. I said this purposely, because my jerkwad detector was going off.
SC: YES! Now Hurry up, I'm 15 minutes late for work already thanks to you!
*Right, you got a coffee 5 minutes ago while you were on your way to get to work on-time, and now, because the coffee was made wrong, you're suddenly 15 minutes late. Likely story.*
I make him is 2 cream three sugar coffee. He watches me intently the entire time. I finish and tell him "here's your large 2 cream three sugar!"
he FLIPS out.
SC: I didn't want a 2 Cream 3 Sugar, I wanted a LARGE,four, cream, Three Sugar! (speaking really slowly and patronizing)
Me: Oh, I'm sorry *No I'm not, you lying A-hole...* I can make it again
SC: FINE. But hurry up! I'm half an hour late for an appointment! *Jesus buddy make up your mind, at least stay consistent with what you are late for*
Me: So Finally I have his Large four cream Three Sugar, so I hand it to him.
SC:Is this a Large.
* Oh f*** I see where this is going*
Me: yes, That's a Large.
SC: What is wrong with you people? How stupid are you? I said EXTRA Large. I said it three times!
Me: No problem, I can make it again
SC: *In a booming voice* No. I WANT A REFUND
Me: OK, no problem. *I go over to the till, use the wholesale to open it slightly*
He continues going off on how useless I am, how stupid I am, how my mother must be proud to have such an incompetent shit for a son, etc. I'm just trying to stay composed and NOT give this guy a piece of my mind, because part of me is sure that's what he's trying to do to get some sort of sick pleasure.
Now recall the price and that he gave me a 10. Now, my thinking was that he would give me back the change I gave him so I could give him back his twenty, but after a few seconds, with no motion by him, I figured I would just give him the 1.54 in change. it's all money, after all. So I give him the 1.54.
This just sets him off even more *is there no pleasing this guy?*.
SC:What am I supposed to do with this?
Me: Uhh... Spend it?
SC: Are you STUPID? I gave you twenty dollars!
Me: No, you gave me a 10.
SC: You think I should believe you now?
Me: Well, let me put it this way. If you gave me a twenty, it either turned into a 5 or a ten because that's all I have in this register at the moment.
SC: If I gave you 10, why would you give me 8.46?
*Seriously? And you said I was stupid?*
I was about to respond, but Justice Deliverer started before I could. I instantly recognized his voice as the aforementioned Computer Science Teacher. He gave him a full dressing down Now, obviously it's been four years, so when I was drafting this I decided to check with him (we keep in touch somewhat) And when he figured out what I was talking about he said "Oh... I remember that... Boy did that feel good" and he helped me fill in the details I missed. For me at the time my big :O was when he started using curse words, because obviously I had never heard him use them before and he was a very religious guy, and I could tell that when kids or other teachers had used a word like that at school it made him uncomfortable.
JD: Excuse me, but I've been watching your conduct throughout this transaction and I have to say I am thoroughly disappointed
SC: This is none of your business, this is between me and this dipshit here *naturally, pointing at me*
Now this was long, and JD made sure NOT to let him get a word in edge wise. When he paused SC would try to say something, and JD would quickly say "I'm NOT FINISHED" very loudly, and then continue on, with a few variations of which the only one I remember may have alluded that he had a sexual affinity for swine.
JD: Well, actually, since every single word you've said during this transaction was made using the volume of a jet engine, No, I'm afraid this is my business because you are a loud obnoxious asshole. For example, I remember you ordering, at jet engine volume, your first drink, which was a large double double. When he made this for you, it suddenly changed to a large 2 cream 3 sugar. When he made that for you- and by this time I had taken notice and watched you watch him make it, without saying a word, and then, suddenly, it was 3 cream 4 sugar. And when he MADE THAT- suddenly the size changed. All of this under the guise that nothing was changing and it was in fact his fault, even though really, you are either stupid or an indecisive, blame-shifting fuck. And to add to this, you demand a refund, And try to say that you gave him a 20! And on top of that you flip your lid essentially because he won't give you money for free. And that's not all, Not only that, but during this hole escapade, you were constantly acting like a complete asshole and treating him like a person who couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground, and who was beneath you. I can tell you, however, that he is one of the brightest students I've had the pleasure to teach and that it won't be long before he is making a lot more money than you and putting a lot more skills on his resume, all of which will look a lot better as a bulletpoint than "Complete asshole, Unable to deal with social interaction on even the most basic level"
the guy kept trying to interrupt, to get a word in edgewise, as I said before and when my old teacher is done, the guy suddenly realizes that almost the entire store is on the edge of there seat waiting to see what spew he comes up with to this one. He puts the change I gave him in his pocket and says, again at his jet engine volume, "I'm never coming back here again!"
My teacher didn't miss a beat. "That's the first smart thing I've heard you say!"
So for a few minutes everybody was still
as they let the events sink in, slowly other customers started to resume their conversations and things went back to normal. Somewhat related, a nice older woman who I had served before and who was a semi-regular there and was very pleasant came up to the counter. So I asked her what I could get her. "She said, Oh nothing dear, It's just that I used to work in a store much like this one and would have said I had nerves of steel and could handle anything a Customer threw at me, but the way that customer treated you and the way you handled it, I was astounded at your ability to not physically harm him. I think you deserve this." And with that she pushed a $50 tip towards me. (Thankfully, yes we are allowed to take tips, though it is exceedingly rare to get one).
Anyway this particular story came up when I was drafting an even longer post detailing events over time at that old job, but I figured this would make pretty good reading material on it's own. Even if (reading it back now) the entire thing seems hard to believe. I was there and I don't quite believe it myself.
SC: Sure you know what this is
ME: uhhh... Me
JD: Justice Deliverer. I actually didn't recognize him at the time but he was actually my Computer Science teacher from High school, which I was heavily involved in.
Anyway, it started when SC came in... as any customer does, typically- and orders a coffee.
Me: *Standard spiel*
SC: *Very gruff* You're going to give me a Large Double Double.(Double double of course being 2 cream 2 sugar). Very common order. So I ring it through. Now I made a habit of repeating the order as I punched it in, both for my benefit as well as theres. So I did in fact say "Alright, One Large Double Double, that will be $1.54" I mention the price because it becomes relevant later somewhat. He pays with a 10. I go, make the coffee, and hand it to him. "here's your Large Double Double!"
SC: I didn't order a Double Double
ME: *Wondering how I could have screwed this up* Oh, I'm sorry.
SC: Now make it again, and this time, MAKE IT RIGHT
Me: Alright- I just need to know what it was you really wanted.
SC: It was 2 cream Three Sugar!
Me: OK! So I'll make you another 2 Cream Three Sugar. I said this purposely, because my jerkwad detector was going off.
SC: YES! Now Hurry up, I'm 15 minutes late for work already thanks to you!
*Right, you got a coffee 5 minutes ago while you were on your way to get to work on-time, and now, because the coffee was made wrong, you're suddenly 15 minutes late. Likely story.*
I make him is 2 cream three sugar coffee. He watches me intently the entire time. I finish and tell him "here's your large 2 cream three sugar!"
he FLIPS out.
SC: I didn't want a 2 Cream 3 Sugar, I wanted a LARGE,four, cream, Three Sugar! (speaking really slowly and patronizing)
Me: Oh, I'm sorry *No I'm not, you lying A-hole...* I can make it again
SC: FINE. But hurry up! I'm half an hour late for an appointment! *Jesus buddy make up your mind, at least stay consistent with what you are late for*
Me: So Finally I have his Large four cream Three Sugar, so I hand it to him.
SC:Is this a Large.
* Oh f*** I see where this is going*
Me: yes, That's a Large.
SC: What is wrong with you people? How stupid are you? I said EXTRA Large. I said it three times!
Me: No problem, I can make it again
SC: *In a booming voice* No. I WANT A REFUND
Me: OK, no problem. *I go over to the till, use the wholesale to open it slightly*
He continues going off on how useless I am, how stupid I am, how my mother must be proud to have such an incompetent shit for a son, etc. I'm just trying to stay composed and NOT give this guy a piece of my mind, because part of me is sure that's what he's trying to do to get some sort of sick pleasure.
Now recall the price and that he gave me a 10. Now, my thinking was that he would give me back the change I gave him so I could give him back his twenty, but after a few seconds, with no motion by him, I figured I would just give him the 1.54 in change. it's all money, after all. So I give him the 1.54.
This just sets him off even more *is there no pleasing this guy?*.
SC:What am I supposed to do with this?
Me: Uhh... Spend it?
SC: Are you STUPID? I gave you twenty dollars!
Me: No, you gave me a 10.
SC: You think I should believe you now?
Me: Well, let me put it this way. If you gave me a twenty, it either turned into a 5 or a ten because that's all I have in this register at the moment.
SC: If I gave you 10, why would you give me 8.46?
*Seriously? And you said I was stupid?*
I was about to respond, but Justice Deliverer started before I could. I instantly recognized his voice as the aforementioned Computer Science Teacher. He gave him a full dressing down Now, obviously it's been four years, so when I was drafting this I decided to check with him (we keep in touch somewhat) And when he figured out what I was talking about he said "Oh... I remember that... Boy did that feel good" and he helped me fill in the details I missed. For me at the time my big :O was when he started using curse words, because obviously I had never heard him use them before and he was a very religious guy, and I could tell that when kids or other teachers had used a word like that at school it made him uncomfortable.
JD: Excuse me, but I've been watching your conduct throughout this transaction and I have to say I am thoroughly disappointed
SC: This is none of your business, this is between me and this dipshit here *naturally, pointing at me*
Now this was long, and JD made sure NOT to let him get a word in edge wise. When he paused SC would try to say something, and JD would quickly say "I'm NOT FINISHED" very loudly, and then continue on, with a few variations of which the only one I remember may have alluded that he had a sexual affinity for swine.
JD: Well, actually, since every single word you've said during this transaction was made using the volume of a jet engine, No, I'm afraid this is my business because you are a loud obnoxious asshole. For example, I remember you ordering, at jet engine volume, your first drink, which was a large double double. When he made this for you, it suddenly changed to a large 2 cream 3 sugar. When he made that for you- and by this time I had taken notice and watched you watch him make it, without saying a word, and then, suddenly, it was 3 cream 4 sugar. And when he MADE THAT- suddenly the size changed. All of this under the guise that nothing was changing and it was in fact his fault, even though really, you are either stupid or an indecisive, blame-shifting fuck. And to add to this, you demand a refund, And try to say that you gave him a 20! And on top of that you flip your lid essentially because he won't give you money for free. And that's not all, Not only that, but during this hole escapade, you were constantly acting like a complete asshole and treating him like a person who couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground, and who was beneath you. I can tell you, however, that he is one of the brightest students I've had the pleasure to teach and that it won't be long before he is making a lot more money than you and putting a lot more skills on his resume, all of which will look a lot better as a bulletpoint than "Complete asshole, Unable to deal with social interaction on even the most basic level"
the guy kept trying to interrupt, to get a word in edgewise, as I said before and when my old teacher is done, the guy suddenly realizes that almost the entire store is on the edge of there seat waiting to see what spew he comes up with to this one. He puts the change I gave him in his pocket and says, again at his jet engine volume, "I'm never coming back here again!"
My teacher didn't miss a beat. "That's the first smart thing I've heard you say!"
So for a few minutes everybody was still

Anyway this particular story came up when I was drafting an even longer post detailing events over time at that old job, but I figured this would make pretty good reading material on it's own. Even if (reading it back now) the entire thing seems hard to believe. I was there and I don't quite believe it myself.
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