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So lately I have been noticing an abundance of needy people in the coffeeshop.
List of characters:
Me: PK, the Barista Extrodinare (dunt dunt dun DUUUUUUUH!!)
NC: needy customers (wah wah WAHHHHHHH)
Me: Hiya, what can I get for you ? *cue award winning smile*
NC(man): I need an everything bagel with tomato basil cream cheese and a medium coffee for here.
Me: Can do, comming right up.
*I serve the coffee -with awesome non-spilling action*
* I put down a yummy bagel with yummy cream cheese on the counter*
Me: Will that be all?
NC(man): *pouting* You didn't toast my bagel?
Me: Nope, we actually have a toaster over there *points at condiment counter*. We can't fit any more appliances back here.
NC(man): *pouting with sad eyes* You won't spread my cream cheese on it?
Me: ...*stunned into a coma*... What? no.
NC(man): ...oh... *sad eyes*
-pays and walks off-
Me: ...*confused like {whoa}*
(side note: This has heppened to me like 4 or 5 times since this first incident. People have actually decided to not get bagels because I won't put thier cream cheese on for them, or toast it for them .. I know, it's not like it really puts me out to do it. Its a principle thing. Im not your momma. I won't wipe your butt either.
HELP ME DO THINGS I'M FULLY CAPABLE OF DOING ON MY OWN!!)
!!NEXT!!
Me: Good morning! What can I get for you *AWESOME SMILING POWER*
NC(woman): I need a latte with two shots.
Me: sure thing.
NC(woman): Oh, do you have 2% milk?
Me: No, we have skim milk though.
NC(woman): oh.. *thinking* .... !DING!.. can you mix them together?
Me: um, sure. *annoying but not THAT big of a deal*-start making drink-
NC(woman): But I want just about a quarter of whole milk, not half whole, half skim.
Me: Okay .. *a little like OHGAAWD, but still cool*
NC(woman): and no foam.
Me: Okay .. *gosh*
NC(woman): and not too hot.
Me: okay.. *SHUT YOUR FRICKIN FACEHOLE!@#*
NC(woman): That was more than a quarter skim milk.........*standing there staring at me*
Me: *Ok, Im done* Who really cares?! Its like a teaspoon extra of frickin skim milk. You won't explode.
NC(woman): *Finally shuts her FRICKIN FACEHOLE!@#*
Me: -finishes drink, rings her up.. goes to smoke-
(side note: I am not generally a rude person, I am kind, giving, and very loving. But I can not, on any terms deal with stupidity. and one of my BIGGEST pet peeves is people constantly hovering over my work space with their eyes and repeatedly changing their order while I make it.. that's a one way ticket to bitchland..)
List of characters:
Me: PK, the Barista Extrodinare (dunt dunt dun DUUUUUUUH!!)
NC: needy customers (wah wah WAHHHHHHH)
Me: Hiya, what can I get for you ? *cue award winning smile*
NC(man): I need an everything bagel with tomato basil cream cheese and a medium coffee for here.
Me: Can do, comming right up.
*I serve the coffee -with awesome non-spilling action*
* I put down a yummy bagel with yummy cream cheese on the counter*
Me: Will that be all?
NC(man): *pouting* You didn't toast my bagel?
Me: Nope, we actually have a toaster over there *points at condiment counter*. We can't fit any more appliances back here.
NC(man): *pouting with sad eyes* You won't spread my cream cheese on it?
Me: ...*stunned into a coma*... What? no.
NC(man): ...oh... *sad eyes*
-pays and walks off-
Me: ...*confused like {whoa}*
(side note: This has heppened to me like 4 or 5 times since this first incident. People have actually decided to not get bagels because I won't put thier cream cheese on for them, or toast it for them .. I know, it's not like it really puts me out to do it. Its a principle thing. Im not your momma. I won't wipe your butt either.
HELP ME DO THINGS I'M FULLY CAPABLE OF DOING ON MY OWN!!)
!!NEXT!!
Me: Good morning! What can I get for you *AWESOME SMILING POWER*
NC(woman): I need a latte with two shots.
Me: sure thing.
NC(woman): Oh, do you have 2% milk?
Me: No, we have skim milk though.
NC(woman): oh.. *thinking* .... !DING!.. can you mix them together?
Me: um, sure. *annoying but not THAT big of a deal*-start making drink-
NC(woman): But I want just about a quarter of whole milk, not half whole, half skim.
Me: Okay .. *a little like OHGAAWD, but still cool*
NC(woman): and no foam.
Me: Okay .. *gosh*
NC(woman): and not too hot.
Me: okay.. *SHUT YOUR FRICKIN FACEHOLE!@#*
NC(woman): That was more than a quarter skim milk.........*standing there staring at me*
Me: *Ok, Im done* Who really cares?! Its like a teaspoon extra of frickin skim milk. You won't explode.
NC(woman): *Finally shuts her FRICKIN FACEHOLE!@#*
Me: -finishes drink, rings her up.. goes to smoke-
(side note: I am not generally a rude person, I am kind, giving, and very loving. But I can not, on any terms deal with stupidity. and one of my BIGGEST pet peeves is people constantly hovering over my work space with their eyes and repeatedly changing their order while I make it.. that's a one way ticket to bitchland..)
those people make me feel not so good in the head 
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