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For those who don't know me, I'm Eevie and I've only joined recently. I'm really happy I did as I've never seen such a great community in a forum before! I really hope to get to know everyone here!
Anyway...
I'm a high school student office aide, a rare job that is given to only a few students that sign up for it. I work in the front office where you see all kinds of characters. Usually on a weekly basis I'll have someone worth talking about.
Wait, so the dress code only applies to staff and students?!
Holy... It was only my second day on the job when I saw this classy woman.
Came in, said she had a meeting with a teacher, no big deal. It was only when I looked up I saw what she was wearing; A hot pink and zebra print shirt that was completely torn up in such a way where I saw WAY more than I ever needed too.
And then she had these ridiculously short shorts, you know the kind where everyone behind you gets a clear view of your rear? Yep... And sadly these shorts didn't go up too high either. I got a nice clear view of her tramp stamp when her shirt was riding up.
I will say she walked pretty well in the high heels though, far better than I could.
Not only that, but please note that this lady was not exactly skinny.... Far from it really.
Good lord! I've never seen anyone who was so fine with going to a school dressed like a prostitute. I mean, I get she was probably having a mid-life crisis, but come on! Have a little decency! One could only wonder what she was meeting a teacher for...
I really hope I'm not familiar with her offspring...
The office is not a changing room
I wasn't even working when this happened. But I had business in the front office and as I went to the back, I heard this incredible screaming and arguing. Turns out, some delinquent boy wasn't in dress code (shirt didn't cover enough and his pants had spikes on them) and he had been such a pain that the administrators had to deal with him. He was pretty much fed up by the time I walked and I managed to get a full scene of this.
""Fine I'll just change right here!!!
And I kid you not, he starts yanking his shirt off IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ADMINISTRATOR'S OFFICE!!!
If the Head of Security wasn't right there to stop him, I think he may have taken his pants off too...
Kid sits down, nurse brings him a change of clothes (where he changed in the bathrooms, thank god).
Me in all of this? I actually ducked down to avoid seeing anything I didn't need to, all the while shaking with silent laughter.
"It's against the law!!!!
Well this happened a few years ago before I started working, however it's too short to have it's own thread, so I'll just go ahead and put it with the others.
Ms. Wendy (my boss I guess you could say, she is actually in charge of the front off itself) told me this one. The first year the school was open, a parent had come in to drop off a good chunk of money for her kid's lunch.
Well at the time, there was a rule where the office would not take money for the risk of it being stolen. (At the time students were told something was in the office for them through message. All it took would be for someone to see the message and beat the real owner to the office and claim the money for themselves) Most parents were okay with this, usually they'd just wait in the office while their kid was dismissed from class for a few minutes to pick up the money, or they would go down to the cafeteria access the student's lunch account, and deposit the money themselves.
This mom however, apparently had places to be and didn't have time to wait or do it herself. She yelled and screamed obscenity's along with a few things such as what the school was doing was illegal and that she'd get her lawyer. Finally, school security had to escort her out. Her kid never did get his money. Nowadays while we're still not supposed to, we do take money, but the parent has to let their kid know it's there through text or whatever method they have.
"I demand you do something that you already said you have no control over!"
So I was in the attendance part of the office is where I saw this happen. Parent comes up with his (clearly freshman) kid. The guy clearly looks pissed beyond words. And he starts talking in that sort of "calm before the storm" sort of tone. Apparently his kid who was in ROTC was supposed to go on some sort of trip, but he was pulled for a random drug test and missed the bus for the trip. He was marked absent and received a zero for not attending.
Dad was clearly beyond irritated. He wanted the absence cleared and the zero changed to a perfect grade (even though the kid wasn't there). Now, he's talking to the people in charge of attendance; they can change an absence as anything they put into the computer overwrites what a teacher puts in. And the absence was actually change before the dad even came in.
However then he demands the grade be changed. The poor attendance lady (AL) he was ordering around had to tell him several times she has no access to grades, can't even look at them. Every time she repeated herself, the man's voice started getting louder and louder, until I was on the other side of the office and could hear him. It finally got to the point where AL was so fed up she just sent him over to the administrators so they could deal with him.
I mean I get where he's coming from, I'd be pissed too if I was in his shoes, but really?
One of the best!
So wait, you want to file a complaint with the police to us?! A school?
I actually witnessed this while not working in my usual post. Right place, right time, I guess.
So I'm helping another secretary with some work (filing stuff, using the mechanical hole puncher [first time ever using something like that, it was so cool! ], and helping organize folders; basically the reason I consider this a job, not paid for it, but oh well). While I'm working, the phone rings and when the secretary (S) answered it, the following exchange occurred (Note: she was having a conversation with Head of Security (HoS) when the phone rang so he's in this too);
With S:
S:"Hello, Administrators Office."
SC: (condescending tone): And you are?
"I'm the secretary"
SC: Never gathered exactly what she said here... I was kinda piecing together the conversation as S and HoS were discussing it when it was done.
"Well ma'am.... Ma'am.... MA'AM! Tell you what, I have the Head of Security right here with me, you can talk to him if you'd like."
SC: Oh please, don't waste your precious time.
"No, it's fine, he's literally right in front of me."
*HoS picks up phone*
Hos: "Hello?"
SC: "I don't know what you people are doing down there but you need to fix the problems with the police!!! We have the students and adults breaking the law and no one's doing anything!!!!!"
".......Okay....."
SC: "I want you to fix the problem and give orders like you're supposed to!"
"Well I could make that suggestion but...."
SC: "NO! NO SUGGESTIONS!!! ORDERS!!!!"
"Well ma'am, they're the police I don't have authority over them...." (Me at this point:
Remember I can't hear any of what the SC is saying.)
SC: "Well what am I supposed to do then?!"
"Look you can file the complaint with the police department if you want, but I can't do anything."
SC: "Well who's the officer in charge then?"
"Look ma'am I don't know who would've been in charge on that day, I don't have my schedule with me."
SC: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOUR TEACHERS ARE?" (Oh, so she does realize she's calling a high school.... Which only kinda makes it worse)
"Well, we have different officers every single day of the week."
SC: "Oh..." *hangs up*
Amazing.... And this lady used that condescending voice then entire time. What a bitch.
You mean these are the people in my graduating class?!
This happens not 10 minutes after the previous story. The administrators and secretary stepped out for a second to discuss different matters not meant for student ears. So a bunch of students had been called in to discuss to amount of tardies and absences they had on record. And naturally as soon as any form of authority is out of the room, they start talking.
Stupid student 1(SS1): "Yeah, like, so I'm going to teen court this weekend."
SS2: "What for?"
SS1: "Stupid reason."
SS3: "What did you do man?"
SS1: "Threw a chair at a f******* cop."
SS3: "Yeah, that's retarded."
SS2: "You shouldn't have to go to court for that!"
I'm pretty sure my IQ dropped just listening to them...
Oh why am I in the same generation as these idiots.... But then again I'm in the office because I'm an honest, hardworking person who has never missed a day without a good reason. So it makes sense why I can't relate to these imbeciles.
Other best story!
Flipping off the Head Assistant Principal
So short one, still hilarious.
So again, not even a full week of me at my post when this comes up.
Assistant Principal comes in looking like he wants to punch something. This is so weird since normally he is, while serious, a pretty happy and easy going guy. I've known him for five years.
So he goes up to Ms. Wendy and tells her if a blonde haired woman with a strong southern accent comes in, to get her name.
Turns out, he was patrolling the student parking lots and a woman with no parking pass drives in and parks right in front of him. He let's her know that without a pass, her car will be towed, and that the space she's in belongs to a student (it was even painted, a clear sign it belonged to someone!) who paid for it and then they'd have to park in another person's spot and so on.
The woman looked at him and just screamed, "WELL F*** YOU TOO!" She drives off nearly running over AP's foot and all the while shows him the middle finger while doing so.
I guess she drove home or something, because I never got to hear how this one ended.
Now we have a visitor's parking. All she needed to do was ask. but she's an SC, it's hard for her to act like a mature adult.
Well these are my stories so far, I hope to share many more during my time here!
Anyway...
I'm a high school student office aide, a rare job that is given to only a few students that sign up for it. I work in the front office where you see all kinds of characters. Usually on a weekly basis I'll have someone worth talking about.
Wait, so the dress code only applies to staff and students?! Holy... It was only my second day on the job when I saw this classy woman.
Came in, said she had a meeting with a teacher, no big deal. It was only when I looked up I saw what she was wearing; A hot pink and zebra print shirt that was completely torn up in such a way where I saw WAY more than I ever needed too.
And then she had these ridiculously short shorts, you know the kind where everyone behind you gets a clear view of your rear? Yep... And sadly these shorts didn't go up too high either. I got a nice clear view of her tramp stamp when her shirt was riding up.
I will say she walked pretty well in the high heels though, far better than I could.
Not only that, but please note that this lady was not exactly skinny.... Far from it really.
Good lord! I've never seen anyone who was so fine with going to a school dressed like a prostitute. I mean, I get she was probably having a mid-life crisis, but come on! Have a little decency! One could only wonder what she was meeting a teacher for...
I really hope I'm not familiar with her offspring...The office is not a changing room
I wasn't even working when this happened. But I had business in the front office and as I went to the back, I heard this incredible screaming and arguing. Turns out, some delinquent boy wasn't in dress code (shirt didn't cover enough and his pants had spikes on them) and he had been such a pain that the administrators had to deal with him. He was pretty much fed up by the time I walked and I managed to get a full scene of this.
""Fine I'll just change right here!!!
And I kid you not, he starts yanking his shirt off IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ADMINISTRATOR'S OFFICE!!!
If the Head of Security wasn't right there to stop him, I think he may have taken his pants off too...Kid sits down, nurse brings him a change of clothes (where he changed in the bathrooms, thank god).
Me in all of this? I actually ducked down to avoid seeing anything I didn't need to, all the while shaking with silent laughter.
"It's against the law!!!!
Well this happened a few years ago before I started working, however it's too short to have it's own thread, so I'll just go ahead and put it with the others.
Ms. Wendy (my boss I guess you could say, she is actually in charge of the front off itself) told me this one. The first year the school was open, a parent had come in to drop off a good chunk of money for her kid's lunch.
Well at the time, there was a rule where the office would not take money for the risk of it being stolen. (At the time students were told something was in the office for them through message. All it took would be for someone to see the message and beat the real owner to the office and claim the money for themselves) Most parents were okay with this, usually they'd just wait in the office while their kid was dismissed from class for a few minutes to pick up the money, or they would go down to the cafeteria access the student's lunch account, and deposit the money themselves.
This mom however, apparently had places to be and didn't have time to wait or do it herself. She yelled and screamed obscenity's along with a few things such as what the school was doing was illegal and that she'd get her lawyer. Finally, school security had to escort her out. Her kid never did get his money. Nowadays while we're still not supposed to, we do take money, but the parent has to let their kid know it's there through text or whatever method they have.
"I demand you do something that you already said you have no control over!"
So I was in the attendance part of the office is where I saw this happen. Parent comes up with his (clearly freshman) kid. The guy clearly looks pissed beyond words. And he starts talking in that sort of "calm before the storm" sort of tone. Apparently his kid who was in ROTC was supposed to go on some sort of trip, but he was pulled for a random drug test and missed the bus for the trip. He was marked absent and received a zero for not attending.
Dad was clearly beyond irritated. He wanted the absence cleared and the zero changed to a perfect grade (even though the kid wasn't there). Now, he's talking to the people in charge of attendance; they can change an absence as anything they put into the computer overwrites what a teacher puts in. And the absence was actually change before the dad even came in.
However then he demands the grade be changed. The poor attendance lady (AL) he was ordering around had to tell him several times she has no access to grades, can't even look at them. Every time she repeated herself, the man's voice started getting louder and louder, until I was on the other side of the office and could hear him. It finally got to the point where AL was so fed up she just sent him over to the administrators so they could deal with him.
I mean I get where he's coming from, I'd be pissed too if I was in his shoes, but really?
One of the best!
So wait, you want to file a complaint with the police to us?! A school?
I actually witnessed this while not working in my usual post. Right place, right time, I guess.
So I'm helping another secretary with some work (filing stuff, using the mechanical hole puncher [first time ever using something like that, it was so cool!
], and helping organize folders; basically the reason I consider this a job, not paid for it, but oh well). While I'm working, the phone rings and when the secretary (S) answered it, the following exchange occurred (Note: she was having a conversation with Head of Security (HoS) when the phone rang so he's in this too);With S:
S:"Hello, Administrators Office."
SC: (condescending tone): And you are?
"I'm the secretary"
SC: Never gathered exactly what she said here... I was kinda piecing together the conversation as S and HoS were discussing it when it was done.
"Well ma'am.... Ma'am.... MA'AM! Tell you what, I have the Head of Security right here with me, you can talk to him if you'd like."
SC: Oh please, don't waste your precious time.
"No, it's fine, he's literally right in front of me."
*HoS picks up phone*
Hos: "Hello?"
SC: "I don't know what you people are doing down there but you need to fix the problems with the police!!! We have the students and adults breaking the law and no one's doing anything!!!!!"
".......Okay....."
SC: "I want you to fix the problem and give orders like you're supposed to!"
"Well I could make that suggestion but...."
SC: "NO! NO SUGGESTIONS!!! ORDERS!!!!"
"Well ma'am, they're the police I don't have authority over them...." (Me at this point:
Remember I can't hear any of what the SC is saying.)SC: "Well what am I supposed to do then?!"
"Look you can file the complaint with the police department if you want, but I can't do anything."
SC: "Well who's the officer in charge then?"
"Look ma'am I don't know who would've been in charge on that day, I don't have my schedule with me."
SC: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! DO YOU KNOW WHO YOUR TEACHERS ARE?" (Oh, so she does realize she's calling a high school.... Which only kinda makes it worse)
"Well, we have different officers every single day of the week."
SC: "Oh..." *hangs up*
Amazing.... And this lady used that condescending voice then entire time. What a bitch.
You mean these are the people in my graduating class?!
This happens not 10 minutes after the previous story. The administrators and secretary stepped out for a second to discuss different matters not meant for student ears. So a bunch of students had been called in to discuss to amount of tardies and absences they had on record. And naturally as soon as any form of authority is out of the room, they start talking.
Stupid student 1(SS1): "Yeah, like, so I'm going to teen court this weekend."
SS2: "What for?"
SS1: "Stupid reason."
SS3: "What did you do man?"
SS1: "Threw a chair at a f******* cop."
SS3: "Yeah, that's retarded."
SS2: "You shouldn't have to go to court for that!"
I'm pretty sure my IQ dropped just listening to them...
Oh why am I in the same generation as these idiots.... But then again I'm in the office because I'm an honest, hardworking person who has never missed a day without a good reason. So it makes sense why I can't relate to these imbeciles. Other best story!
Flipping off the Head Assistant Principal
So short one, still hilarious.
So again, not even a full week of me at my post when this comes up.
Assistant Principal comes in looking like he wants to punch something. This is so weird since normally he is, while serious, a pretty happy and easy going guy. I've known him for five years.
So he goes up to Ms. Wendy and tells her if a blonde haired woman with a strong southern accent comes in, to get her name.
Turns out, he was patrolling the student parking lots and a woman with no parking pass drives in and parks right in front of him. He let's her know that without a pass, her car will be towed, and that the space she's in belongs to a student (it was even painted, a clear sign it belonged to someone!) who paid for it and then they'd have to park in another person's spot and so on.
The woman looked at him and just screamed, "WELL F*** YOU TOO!" She drives off nearly running over AP's foot and all the while shows him the middle finger while doing so.
I guess she drove home or something, because I never got to hear how this one ended.
Now we have a visitor's parking. All she needed to do was ask. but she's an SC, it's hard for her to act like a mature adult.
Well these are my stories so far, I hope to share many more during my time here!
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