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  • #1

    *smooch smooch*

    Alright, so this guy came in, wanting pall mall 100. (Keep in mind we rarely sell those). I do the standard thing and ask him for his ID. This is where it gets wierd....

    Me: Me of course!
    Guy1: Guy Uno ONo
    Guy2: Guy two....
    Girl1: Girl one

    Me: May I see your ID please?
    Guy1: Ahh man, my wallet got stolen, I'm 27, but its your job, I understand... *starts to leave, is at the door and looks at me* "You sure ya can't do it now???"
    Me: Nope, sorry....
    Guy1: *Flips me off* WELL F YOU!!!!!! YOUR A (Insert gay word) and storms out.

    Few minutes later a younger guy2 comes in. Ask for same cigs. I shake my head and say no, cause it be a second hand deal.

    Guy2: What are ya talking about!!! He is 24!!! I sent him to get cigs for me!!
    Me: You should have came in then...
    Guy2: WHAT IS YOUR GUYS F'ING PROBLEM!!!! YOUR ALWAYS CARDING!!! HE IS 24!!! I'M 23!!! WE'RE OVER 18!!!! STOP CARDING ME!!! YOUR A PUSSY! YOU <gay word at least a dozen times as he storms out*

    Few minutes later a girl comes in. Asks for SAME cigs. I told her I need the first guy's ID since he was the first to ask.

    Girl: Well I think he's 21 so its ok....
    Me: Well that's the third different age I gotten so its not...
    Girl: F you!! *Storms out*

    Few minutes Later Guy2 comes back.

    Insert four minute rant about how gay I am and what a pussy and need to stop carding him and that I'm Fing gay.


    So as tired as I am, what do I do??

    Making the smooching sound twice. and winked at him. He turned about ten more shades of red, but stormed out nad left me alone.


    It later dawned on me we've already kicked guy2 out for screaming at us for being carded, and stealing 2 one liters of coke cause he didn't want to wait.


    Oh well.
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  • #2
    Ha ha! Nice!!!
    Well fiddle dee dee!!

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    • #3
      Quoth Plaidman View Post
      Me: Well that's the third different age I gotten so its not...
      ...
      Making the smooching sound twice. and winked at him.
      You're my hero!
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      • #4
        Was the "gay" word they were using the same as the British slang for cigarettes by any chance? Cuz that would be mildly amusing

        Ya know, if you average all his ages together it comes out to slightly over 27. Then if you take those two digits and add them together you get 9, which is apparently the emotional age of these folks.
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        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
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        • #5
          Yep it was the english slang for cig, and yep he was acting nine XD.
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          • #6
            Haha, way to call him on it.
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            • #7
              Lucky bugger, he got a kiss blown at him by you
              *mutter mutter*
              Very smooth response
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              • #8
                Quoth Plaidman View Post
                Yep it was the english slang for cig, and yep he was acting nine XD.
                I'll bet they didn't know that though. Irony probably goes way over their heads.
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • #9
                  Quoth iradney View Post
                  Lucky bugger, he got a kiss blown at him by you
                  *mutter mutter*
                  Very smooth response
                  Free kiss for you.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Plaidman View Post
                    Making the smooching sound twice. and winked at him.
                    You should've leered more.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Plaidman View Post
                      Insert four minute rant about how gay I am and what a pussy and need to stop carding him and that I'm Fing gay.

                      So as tired as I am, what do I do??

                      Making the smooching sound twice. and winked at him. He turned about ten more shades of red, but stormed out nad left me alone.
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                      • #12
                        Good thing they stopped when they did. The guy was getting younger with each attempt.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                          Ya know, if you average all his ages together it comes out to slightly over 27. Then if you take those two digits and add them together you get 9, which is apparently the emotional age of these folks.
                          How do you get an average of 27 from 27, 24 and 21? I'm not so good with the numbers and the putting them together, but I get an average of 24...
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                          • #14
                            I had one 16-year-old "friend" of mine ask me to buy cigs for him one time. (I used to play DDR and Soul Calibre with them in the local arcade. Because I'm an adult that can buy alcohol and cigs and has a car, they think that I'm their bestest friend.)

                            I told him that I was not going to help him kill himself. I wouldn't even buy cigs for my parents when I did grocery shopping or clean their ashtrays. And I didn't care that his parents let him smoke.

                            He suddenly decided that I wasn't his friend anymore.
                            A smile is just a grimace that's been edited for public consumption. -- Tony Cochran

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                            • #15
                              I had one of those friends that was angry my then BF wouldn't buy her alcohol (he was older than both of us) she would beg and plead and he'd tell her he wasn't risking jail time for her.

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