Our Very First Race Card

[BeeMused]

Yesyes it's really our first one!
We're a wholesaler, to become a customer of ours we need a copy of your trading licence.
So guy applies, writes us he's got an adult shop etc...
Us: Fax us your licence and we'll set you up
Him: You don't need my licence, you're only doing this because I'm black!!!1!11!!

Wait? What? Neither name of shop, nor name of guy gave any hint of origin.

So I got the pleasure of writing an email. Executive summary: No licence, no account with us.
I didn't tell him to shove the race card in the place where the sun doesn't shine, I have to admit I was tempted, though.
No reply yet.

[BeeMused]

Still no fax as of today...
Perhaps it was an attempt to scam us... oh well, we surely can live without this particular customer.

[lobo65]

I would have told him, "I'm sorry, but your race card has been declined. Do you have any other form of entitlement you would like to use?"

[taxguykarl]

CONGRATULATIONS, on your first race card. Now to ruin Christmas

[Mytical]

CONGRATULATIONS, on your first race card. Now to ruin Christmas

And a whole lot of extra credit if you can do it this month. It would be a record I think...only 11 months until Christmas.

[Jester]

Just as I have somehow never ruined Christmas, I have also never had the race card played on me. I can picture it, though.....

THEM: "Man, you're not serving me because I'm BLACK!"
ME: "No, I'm not serving you because you're a drunk asshole!"

Or.....

THEM: "Man, this is bullshit! You won't serve me just because I'm black!"
ME: "Sir, you don't have proper ID. It's not about race, it's about THE LAW."

[BeeMused]

CONGRATULATIONS, on your first race card. Now to ruin Christmas

We did that already last year! http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=85939

[Rapscallion]

We did that already last year! http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=85939

Considering what you sell, that's an impressive achievement.

Rapscallion

[BeeMused]

But we have seasonal stuff, it's mostly the colour scheme and packaging. Some people fancy a red and white "insertable" for Christmas etc. And we have christmas tree shaped plugs too.

[Rapscallion]

Fair enough. You know your market far better than I do

Rapscallion

[dalesys]

... And we have christmas tree shaped plugs too.

So you can feel like somebody's special angel, I guess.

[cinema guy]

So you can feel like somebody's special angel, I guess.

That made me choke on my lunch!

[BeeMused]

So you can feel like somebody's special angel, I guess.

Hehehe! Those things give the name stocking stuffer a rather special meaning...

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Hehehe! Those things give the name stocking stuffer a rather special meaning...

Be more fun if you get tangled up in the tinsel first.

[Mr Hero]

And what would happen if the Grinch stole this Christmas?

And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say
That the Grinch's small dick grew three sizes that day.