Ah, pizza shop SCs. (kinda long)

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

So, we get the pizzas, tip the delivery person (yes, we ALWAYS tip) and open them.
One of the boxes has this written on the inside lid:
"Booooooooring!"
We about laughed our asses off.

Now that's a Pizza place I would love to have around where I live.

M

[Quicksilver]

In regards to the technology issue, when the pizza joint I worked at started delivery in 1995, we were note pad and pencil only. People would call and ask for a pizza (we only delivered after 4) and I would take their name and number and tell them it would be ready for pick up in 15 minutes. Occassionaly, I'd get a call asking "Where's my pizza? You'd said you'd be here in 15 minutes!"

Idiots.

[SongsOfDragons]

I like pizza bianca. It's something I found in Italy: pizza with a cheese base instead of a tomato base. It's yuuuummmmeeeee but you can't easily find it out of that country.

[BrightEyedKitty]

Now that's a Pizza place I would love to have around where I live.

Yeah, but the pizza guys'll just have to make sure they either do it to a regular they know, or otherwise someone they're pretty sure actually has a sense of humor.

[Imogene]

It's something I found in Italy: pizza with a cheese base instead of a tomato base.

Mmm... white pizza is awesome. I've found it at Pizza Street a LOT, in fact, it is such a popular pizza that they tend to have two or three out when I'm in. Alfredo pizza, not fettuccine, as I thought it was earlier.

[SongsOfDragons]

Shows what I know...

[Primer]

Mmm... white pizza is awesome.

Just don't let my ex-boss hear you say that!!
I got written up for letting her know I like pizza with white sauce!

She's black, and took offense...

[Gurndigarn]

One night, my friends and I ordered pizza from a local shop. We ordered four pizzas, I believe, all of them with just cheese and pepperoni.
The persono taking the order said "are you sure you don't want anything else on them...anything?"
My friend placing the order said "no, that's all...just cheese and pepperoni."
Pizza guy: "But, that's so boring!"
Friend: "I know, but that's what everyone wants...!"

I regularly invite people over for homemade pizza. It's absolutely disappointing just how many people, when I ask them what they want on their pizza, just say cheese or pepperoni. C'mon, guys, I can add anything available in a supermarket. And I'm gearing up to do a pepperoni ham sausage peppers double olives pizza for my family, and you want just cheese?

[BookstoreEscapee]

I'm boring...I don't generally like stuff on pizza. Sometimes I'll have green peppers if I'm in the mood, but I'm not crazy about them cooked. I like them better raw. I do like ricotta cheese, though. A couple places near me do that, just a regular cheese pizza with blobs of ricotta cheese scattered about the top. It's really good

[Imogene]

She's black, and took offense...

Why? The 'normal' pizza sauce is red. Unless she's red, too, the comparison means absolutely nothing!

[Decker]

My pizza of choice is Cheese and Pepperoni with sausage, black olives, and peppers. Gets pricey though, with all those toppings.

[RentalRacer]

1. Pizza is like sex, even when its bad, its still good

2. I make a kick ass Buffalo Chicken Pizza, besides that I usually stick to the "Boring" Pepperoni...I don't like vegetables of any kind on my pizza. That is what Salads are for. Once in awhile I will get a pizza with burger, or even sausage if it is sliced, not that crumble/mystery meat style sausage, or garlic. But thats about it.


Back in the day(which I believe was a Tuesday ) I worked for a small pizza place, and the biggest SC we had was this guy who always claimed the Pizza was cold when he got it. He lived across the street from the store!!! We did not even use a car, we just walked it over to him. Of course, in the winter we did use the thermal bag. After many many complaints the owner finally told him to get off his ass and pick up the pizza himself, we would no longer deliver to him. He was not a tipper, so no big loss there.

[Primer]

Why? The 'normal' pizza sauce is red. Unless she's red, too, the comparison means absolutely nothing!

Juwl, she decided that I must be racist because I like white sauce on pizza, and she happened to be black. No, I don't understand what she was thinking, but I still got written up for it. That was not the only difficulty I had with her in the almost 20 years she was my boss. I'm just glad I no longer work for her.

[MadMike]

Juwl, she decided that I must be racist because I like white sauce on pizza, and she happened to be black.

So, you were supposed to like black sauce on your pizza?

I don't know what that would even be, but it sounds gross.

[XCashier]

SC: "...she called me a...a doody-head?" It's all I can do not to bust out laughing right then and there. Boss just stares at her for a couple seconds more.
Boss: "Get the hell outta my store, you dumb cow. Don't call us again. We're not cookin' sh*t for you. Now scram and quit infecting my space with your f**kin' stupid."

"Doody-head"?! Is that the best she could do?! How pathetic! And your boss' response was classic: "Quit infecting my space with your stupid!" I've got to remember that.

How the heck do you claim that green peppers are missing? Onions, I could understand, they tend to be white and slightly transparent and blend in with the cheese. But bright green peppers stand out against mozzarella cheese like the proverbial sore thumb. It's blatantly obvious that they'd be there. Even if the SC removed them before bringing it back, they'd still leave an imprint in the cheese.