"Let me in!!!"

[Kara]

LET ME IN!
NO we will not let you in.
LET ME IN!
NO we will not let you in.
LET ME IN!
Never never never never never never let you in... noooOOOOoooooohhhhh...



Go ahead, call corporate... doesn't reeeeaaaaally matter tooooo mmmeeeeeeee.

Beelzebub has a customer in queue for me
for me
for meeeeeeeee!

[ShortTemperHatesStupidity]

Nope. They'll just pull up the computer log time for when the last register was closed out.
Not to mention that we've got security tapes, etc. to prove the time.

Well damn, you sure did win the lottery on that one...

[reformedwaitress]

I'm a weird one. I LIKE when people do that. Cause then I get to do this (I've only gotten to do it once before, at the bar in Atlanta)

Them: (banging on the door from the outside) LET US IN! LET US IN!
Us: (me and my best friend, banging on the door from the inside) LET US OUT! LET US OUT!

That confused them into silence.

(people who get the reference -- you know true cinema!)

[ShortTemperHatesStupidity]

OMG... I LOVE LOVE LOVE that movie! Tim Curry was brilliant.

[Imogene]

Hmmm... Tim Curry? I'm envisioning Gonzo and Rizzo for some reason... it must be Muppet Treasure Island...

[lordlundar]

I was thinking Lion King myself.

[Imogene]

It shows up there, too, but Tim Curry wasn't in that.

[reformedwaitress]

Only one of the best and funniest movies ever made, people!

Clue. Came out in 80 something with Tim Curry, Eileen Brennan, Madeline Kahn, Christopher Lloyd, Lesley Anne Warren and various and asundry other hilarious people.

Tim Curry is hilarious, as is everyone else. Also gave us such great lines as, " 'Why has the car stopped?' 'It's frightened.' " and "A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit." and " 'Everything alright?' 'Yup, two corpses, everything's fine' "

Really, if you've never seen it, rent it and watch it. It's GREAT.

[Tigress]

Only one of the best and funniest movies ever made, people!

Clue. Came out in 80 something with Tim Curry, Eileen Brennan, Madeline Kahn, Christopher Lloyd, Lesley Anne Warren and various and asundry other hilarious people.

Tim Curry is hilarious, as is everyone else. Also gave us such great lines as, " 'Why has the car stopped?' 'It's frightened.' " and "A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit." and " 'Everything alright?' 'Yup, two corpses, everything's fine' "

Really, if you've never seen it, rent it and watch it. It's GREAT.

My husband and I have that on DVD. Among other very quirky movies. My mother fears for my sanity when she sees my collection.

[ShortTemperHatesStupidity]

It was on Comcast On Demand the other day. I couldn't wait to watch it. Seriously, it is a fantastic movie.

[greensinestro]

Must be nice being your own boss! Open and close when you want, turn away whomever you want. The American Dream come true!

[Broomjockey]

Clue. Came out in 80 something with Tim Curry, Eileen Brennan, Madeline Kahn, Christopher Lloyd, Lesley Anne Warren and various and asundry other hilarious people.

I love this movie. It's gotta be one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time! I also recommend that anyone watch it who appreciates a good comedy.

"You're making me look foolish in front of the other guests!"
"You don't need any help from me."
"That's RIGHT!"

[asopu10]

I'm often on door duty because its right next to the tills and since my jobs normally to tidy tills and hover the door mat its ideal. The downside is I get all the pricks, we always turn a lot away because of our location, and I usally get at least a couple a week threatening me. Prats, like I'm going to let you in now. Seriusley there all retards. We have had complaints before when we have had to close early, but sometimes its unavoidable, we have a powwer cut then how do they expect to shop, get given a flash light on the way in? muppets.

[ShortTemperHatesStupidity]

Muppets?? That's a new one...

What does it equate to?

[XCashier]

Them: (banging on the door from the outside) LET US IN! LET US IN!
Us: (me and my best friend, banging on the door from the inside) LET US OUT! LET US OUT!

That confused them into silence.

I haven't seen that movie, but that is funny! I can picture the befuddled looks on their faces!


And with apologies to Sir Paul McCartney:

"Someone's knocking at the door,
Somebody's ringing the bell,
Someone's knocking at the door,
Somebody's ringing the bell,
Do me a favor, go lock the door
Don't let 'em in!"