"I lost it 3 months ago! It's sentimental!"

[customersruinmylife]

I'm surprised she didn't set the baby down outside and come back in without the baby to get her wine.

You just know there are people who would do that.

I've seen it happen. See below

http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=42226

[shopgirl15]

Sounds to me like they wanted a free scarf.

[snugglegirl05]

For the miss I am special birthday girl...

The song It's my party and I will cry if I want to comes to mind

[sms001]

SC: What an absolute moron, am I right?

Yes, you are quite right . . . you are an absolute moron. Glad you noticed.
Geez . . . I can't believe I'm the first one to pick up on this one

lol, you're right. All you have to do is put the punctuation in the correct places:

SC: What an absolute moron am I. Right?

[Moosenogger]

It's the people like BG girl that make me hope the world hits them in the face with reality. But then again, if her daddy has spoiled her so far he'll probably continue spoiling her until she dies lavished in silk bed sheets in some old billionaire's mansion.

...Now I'm depressed.