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WOW. that is some disgusting....horrible.... 
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I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK -
She sounds really nice.
OK...sorry...I tried but I can't do it with a straight face.
Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.Comment
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I'm starting to get the feeling I should stay away from that link. Maybe I'll let the fiance look at it first. If HE gets grossed out by it, I'll stay faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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Becky, if you look at those stories in that link- you WILL be scarred for life! I suggest you don't read it if you are squeamish, it's been days and I can't get rid of the mental images....
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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If they ever invent smell-o-vision, I may have to stop watching Dirty Jobs.Quoth XCashier View Post
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The 1981 John Waters film "Polyester" was presented in "Odorama". Numbered scratch & sniff cards were issued at the theatre, to be scratched when the appropriate number appeared in the corner of the screen.If they ever invent smell-o-vision, I may have to stop watching Dirty Jobs.I question my sanity every day. Sometimes it answers.Comment
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Which was better than the John Holmes scratch 'n' sniff knock-off, "Polly and Esther".Quoth Severen13 View Post
You don't want to ask, trust me...I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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Goldang...save for the tooth and the location, that sounds like this chick: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com...php/WinterRose
Ignore the picture, that's not her. There are links to the real pictures.Comment
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They sure do make some crappy porno names.Quoth Spiffy McMoron View Post"We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt VonnegutComment
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I threw up in my mouth a bit reading that.
The tooth thing...just...argh! *Shudder*Comment
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Almost. Just add the brown teeth, rip out about 3/4 of the hair, slap some grease on the remaining. Add about 60lbs. And scrub off the pretty makeup. Throw in a cig reeking, stained and ripped tank top and you got it.Quoth TwoScoopsSciath View PostIf you are thinking to yourself, "Hmmm, should I post this?" it should probably go HERE.Comment
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Well....John Waters IS a porn aficionado, of a sort. Plus, that site is hilarious. Most of these women sound like girls I was in Basic Training with. (Sometimes it seemed like I was the only one that knew how to wash. Hell yes I'm going to soap my ass crack at the end of the day!)...how do used tampons attract thieves? ---Sleepwalker
Chickens are Asexual!Comment
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Oh, god. Please don't wedge me between them because I might just bash their heads together to make fire.Quoth Luna View PostComment
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