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"So I take it spyware's bad?"
Jenni
Jenni
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SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!! -
No, spyware good. freeware bad
I've lost my mind ages ago. If you find it, please hide it. -
No, no, no, they were talking about Spy Wear, the new James Bond mens-fashon line. It's not that bad. Mostly different cuts of tuxedos and designer concealed-cary holsters though. 
...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked LexiComment
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and jet packs, don't forget the jet packs.
JenniSC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!Comment
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Spyware's bad, mmkay???Sometimes life is altered.
Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
Uneasy with confrontation.
Won't turn out right. Can't turn out rightComment
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Next thing they'll be asking you if it's bad when they surf porn at work.
Like the Seinfeld George Costanza skit when he had sex with the cleaning lady at the office.
Boss: It's come to my attention that you've been viewing porn on your computer.
Employee: Was that wrong? Is that not supposed to happen? Is that where that spyware came from? I thought it just snuck up on the comuter, henc the name spyware."The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts." - Steven WrightComment
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It isn't if you work for a web design firm who's got XXX sites as clients. Gotta see what the competition looks like after all.Quoth NightWolf View Post...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked LexiComment
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Damn, I am SO in the wrong line of work!Quoth JustADude View Post
Sometimes life is altered.
Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
Uneasy with confrontation.
Won't turn out right. Can't turn out rightComment
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I once had a HD coworker say "Put the bottle down lady!!!"Testing
"I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much moosen. Out in the woods- in the woodes- in the woodsen. The meese want the food. The food is to eatenesen."Comment
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Oh man, the self control I'd need to NOT laugh at that if I was a standing next to a co-worker who said that.Comment
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I spent a half hour explaining what spyware and adware are to a lady on the phone today. Some people should not own a computer.Comment
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Spyware's bad. So's adware, malware, badware, stinkyware, jerkware, and just-plain-no-goodware.
However, there is a new emergence of something called "underware". This is a totally new phenomenon that many dumb customers can't understand. What many don't know is that it's actually a good thing, but should probably be changed every day and cleaned regularly. If you don't all sorts of new viruses could develop.Last edited by cpux; 09-09-2006, 10:20 AM.Desk-On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Desk-On: Apply directly to the forehead.
Desk-On: Apply directly to the forehead.Comment
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I don't think I ever had to take that much time explaining what it was, but I did quickly learn that if someone doesn't know what it is, chances are they have it, and you're in for a long night if you're the one fixing their machine.Quoth Moirae View Post
It's OK, while I never asked for anything in return, I always got something: Beer, food, even cash a few times, and one time, I even got some....
gratitude.
What did you think I was going to say?
Sometimes life is altered.
Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
Uneasy with confrontation.
Won't turn out right. Can't turn out rightComment
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Hot wild monkey sex?Quoth MadMike View PostWhat did you think I was going to say?...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked LexiComment
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