My Favorite User v.1.0

[Geek King]

I mentioned in another thread how I have this user who comes up with the strangest things to complain about. Her latest thing is to blame me for every little thing that happens on her computer if I've even been to her office (she's at a remote office) that week.

Here's an email she sent today:

Yesterday Geek King came out and did something to my computer now it is chirping when I command something to be printed. It did not do that before. How can I eliminate the chirping sound? Thanks

I reinstalled Office on her computer after it got corrupted.

Am I a bad person for wanting to write back, "Try leaving a trail of birdseed or breadcrumbs leading from your computer to an open window." ?

[crazylegs]

Are you a bad person for wanting to write that back, certainly not.

Sending her a packge in the post an written/diagram instructions, then perhaps.

[technical.angel]

Oddly enough, right as I read "eliminate the chirping sound" a bird started going nutzo outside... ..... .....

[LemonLad]

Well, it stands to reason that the birds infesting that computer are probably using the printer to copy their nefarious, evil, manifesto. Probably some propoganda involving that massive yellow bird from Sesame Street as the Lord and Master of all life on earth. But, I digress.

Likely, the birds outside caught wind of the fact that you might've been getting close to figuring out the whole printer fiasco, via Geek King's report. I'd suggest moving to a safe place post haste, technical.angel, somewhere a bird won't follow. Perhaps the kitchen of a KFC. Good luck and godspeed!

[Ironclad Alibi]

Well, it stands to reason that the birds infesting that computer are probably using the printer to copy their nefarious, evil, manifesto. Probably some propoganda involving that massive yellow bird from Sesame Street as the Lord and Master of all life on earth. But, I digress.

Likely, the birds outside caught wind of the fact that you might've been getting close to figuring out the whole printer fiasco, via Geek King's report. I'd suggest moving to a safe place post haste, technical.angel, somewhere a bird won't follow. Perhaps the kitchen of a KFC. Good luck and godspeed!

This sounds like an updated version of The Birds.

[technical.angel]

I'd suggest moving to a safe place post haste, technical.angel, somewhere a bird won't follow. Perhaps the kitchen of a KFC. Good luck and godspeed!

Eh, I have two cats, I'm safe.