Tech Support Rant coming.
Recently, my broadband dropped. Again. For the umpteenth time since I got the service. Grumbling about stability, and how the dial-up never did this, I dragged out the bit of paper that told me who to call and where. The phone call (I kid you not) went as follows:
TS: Thank you for calling broadband support. Can I have the name on the account please?
Me: (says name, and out of habit, address.)
TS: Let me find the account. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not showing an account at that location.
Me: Check (says other address. Why they can't keep that straight is beyond me.)
TS: Ok, I've found it. So, what happens to be the problem ma'am?
Me: Sir.
TS: So what happens to be the problem sir?
Me: Broadband dropped again. Looks like it's losing packets or just going wonky. I've rebooted the modem, pulled it off the splitter and connected straight to the wall.
TS: So have you rebooted the modem?
Me: You don't listen do you? I just said that.
TS: Oh. Sorry.
Me: No worries. So, can you get someone out here?
TS: Well, before you did all that, did you check our website? There's a FAQ there that can help you out.
Me: How?
TS: Well it's simple. You just type http...
Me: No, I mean HOW do you want me to do that?
TS: Well sir (snotty now) what web browser do you use?
ME: Opera, but I don't see how that changes things.
TS: Well sir, you open opera and type Http in that box thingy at the top. You know where that is right?
Me: (groaning) "Sport, my broadband has been down for six hours. Pray tell, HOW the
am I going to connect to a website, if the web connection through WHICH I connect is down?
TS: (Goes quiet for a moment) Uh... I'm putting in a ticket, we'll have some one out to you right away.
Me: Thank you. (thinking: Moron).
Recently, my broadband dropped. Again. For the umpteenth time since I got the service. Grumbling about stability, and how the dial-up never did this, I dragged out the bit of paper that told me who to call and where. The phone call (I kid you not) went as follows:
TS: Thank you for calling broadband support. Can I have the name on the account please?
Me: (says name, and out of habit, address.)
TS: Let me find the account. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not showing an account at that location.
Me: Check (says other address. Why they can't keep that straight is beyond me.)
TS: Ok, I've found it. So, what happens to be the problem ma'am?
Me: Sir.
TS: So what happens to be the problem sir?
Me: Broadband dropped again. Looks like it's losing packets or just going wonky. I've rebooted the modem, pulled it off the splitter and connected straight to the wall.
TS: So have you rebooted the modem?
Me: You don't listen do you? I just said that.
TS: Oh. Sorry.
Me: No worries. So, can you get someone out here?
TS: Well, before you did all that, did you check our website? There's a FAQ there that can help you out.
Me: How?
TS: Well it's simple. You just type http...
Me: No, I mean HOW do you want me to do that?
TS: Well sir (snotty now) what web browser do you use?
ME: Opera, but I don't see how that changes things.
TS: Well sir, you open opera and type Http in that box thingy at the top. You know where that is right?
Me: (groaning) "Sport, my broadband has been down for six hours. Pray tell, HOW the

TS: (Goes quiet for a moment) Uh... I'm putting in a ticket, we'll have some one out to you right away.
Me: Thank you. (thinking: Moron).
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