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  • #1

    I died a little more today

    Workin' the shop, answering the calls...

    Until I get this doosy.

    Me: Good afternoon, Mr. Rude here.

    Clueless one: Ummm... Hi.......

    Me: How can I help you?

    CO: I'm looking for a book or guide on how to use google search.

    Me:Pardon? Did you just ask for a book on how to use the google.com search engine?

    CO: Yes. Do you have that sort of thing?

    *crickets*

    Me: No. (You already know where this is going) You could always GOOGLE that.

    CO: Well, it just seems so confusing...(more silence)

    Me: Hmm....We happen to be fresh out of those books, but perhaps a BOOK store like coles may have it on hand.

    CO: OOoo.....I'll try there then....Thanks.

    Me: Mhmmm.....Have a nice day.

    Of course , right after that I couldn't contain myself. Blurted out "WHAT A F*****G MORON" with regulars in the shop. Of course everyone asked what the call was about. Yeaaaahhhhh.................. Everyone had THAT look on their faces too.

    Nuff said on that one.
    Last edited by Mr. Rude; 06-12-2008, 05:43 AM.
    "I reject your reality and substitute my own"....Adam Savage-Mythbuster

    Must remember to stop using "brain of death" on slower morons.... I meant customers.
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    o.O >.< O.o scuse me while i clean the brain drippings from my ear and shirt after reading that.
    This is a drama-free zone; violators will be slapped. -Irving Patrick Freleigh
    my blog:http://steeledragon.wordpress.com/

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    • #3


      That level of stupid brings out my self-destructive impulses.

      I'd probably have gotten in trouble for saying "What's not to understand? You type the words you want to search for in and click 'search'?" in a very openly condescending tone.
      ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
      And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi

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      • #4
        I think I'd pull a Dogbert there:

        "Crush your computer into little chunks, add flour, and bake at 450 degrees for 45 minutes. While it's baking, read the free novel you got with your computer, about a Spanish guy named Manual."

        Once again, there needs to be a mandatory IQ test before you're allowed to own a computer.
        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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        • #5
          Wow, I didn't think my head could hurt worse than it was.

          This post proved me wrong.

          Wow.

          Ow.
          SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
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          • #6
            That SC hit a new low in stupid.
            I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
            Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
            Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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            • #7
              Perhaps he was talking about Google Hacks?

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              • #8
                Well thanks all. At least this confirms that I'm not a total asshole while at work

                Just a partial one.
                "I reject your reality and substitute my own"....Adam Savage-Mythbuster

                Must remember to stop using "brain of death" on slower morons.... I meant customers.

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                • #9
                  Damn clown in a sack, you beat me to it... but if google was "confusing" to him, imagine giving him google hacks? his brain would seep out of his ears....
                  I pet animals, I rescue insects, I hug trees.

                  "I picture the lead singer of Gwar screaming 'People of Japan, look at my balls! My swinging pendulous balls!!!'" -- Khyras

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Bliss View Post
                    Damn clown in a sack, you beat me to it... but if google was "confusing" to him, imagine giving him google hacks? his brain would seep out of his ears....
                    I assume it already has.
                    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                      I assume it already has.

                      Poor thing it didn't want to be associated with that level of stupid. It slipped out quietly in the night, and came to........

                      BlaqueKatt's brain refuge-I have little jars under the bed for the moodier brains and on the windowsill for the lighter ones, and I entertain them with shiny things!


                      Someday I'll find mine-it'll come back to me right?
                      Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                      • #12
                        Quoth BlaqueKatt View Post

                        Someday I'll find mine-it'll come back to me right?
                        Don't worry, I'm sure it will.
                        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                        • #13
                          Time to write "Google for Dummies!"
                          Sometimes life is altered.
                          Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
                          Uneasy with confrontation.
                          Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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                          • #14
                            Quoth MadMike View Post
                            Time to write "Google for Dummies!"
                            More like "The Complete Idiot's Guide to Google"
                            I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                            Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                            Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                            • #15
                              both have been written and published already. but knowing the kind of (l)user he had they would never be able to read it
                              This is a drama-free zone; violators will be slapped. -Irving Patrick Freleigh
                              my blog:http://steeledragon.wordpress.com/

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