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you should also read the whole thread. good god damn last night was hilarious*.
*you might need four or five drinks beforehand.
OK, I just read the whole thread and marked posts as I went along so now I'm catching up. And I'm not drunk but my typing may imply otherwise. This may well be the longest post in the thread. Sorry 'bout that...
I only drank a LITTLE. 3 rum & cokes. Well, two and part of a third. So what if my idea of rum and coke is half and half...? Plus maraschnio cherries. I like cherries.
Everything is better with cherries. (I think bartenders look at me funny when I add cherries to my rum and coke.)
Ooh, just got an idea. I have Edy's Lime fruit bars in the freezer...remove stick, let soften a bit, add cherry syrup, vodka, quick trip through the blender... top with cherries...garnish with cherries...hmmm.....
My sister is currently working at a clinic in Middle Of Fucking Nowhere PA. Yay for Osteopathy Rural Rotations!
I went to college in Middle Of Fucking Nowhere PA! Whereabouts is she?!
And I woke up with an ear infection once and an osteopath was the only doc on the health center's list that I was able to get in to see that day...turned out to be my roommate's mother's college roommate.
we KNOW there is something wrong with my cat, she doesn't respond to cat nip, the can opener, wet food or tuna. She also has absolutely no interest in going out of the apartment.
My girlcat wouldn't leave the house for all the wet food in the world. Put her down on the porch once (on a leash, oh, and my mom did this, not me) and she huddled next to the door and cried until we opened it. She does the same thing if you bring her into the screen house.
I've been wanting Jerk Chicken. I challenge you to a....
'K Sheldon, I've been giggling all through the thread, and then I got to these posts and lets just say it's good my roommate is away this weekend and my scaredy-cat kitty doesn't actually live with me.
I don't have breakfast booties!! I kinda want a pair. I have fluffy slippers instead. Comfy, fluffy slippers
Work sucked! I wanna drink again tonight, but can't! Boo. My upcoming schedule is going to KILL me.
Food looks tasty, too, I should probably figure out something for dinner. Instead, though, I'm probably going to dye my hair. Going deep dark purpley red again cuz I feel like it. This requires me to be topless, so as not to stain clothing. And topless cooking? Owwies.
...oh, and of course...
BOOBS!
:P
Speaking of which, Treasure Chest...thou art aptly named indeed. Yay fellow redhead!! Hi, howsit going!
LESS THAN FIVE DAYS TILL I GOTS MAH TREASURECHEST! WOOOO!
No, darling, you can NOT be nekkid in the airport. NO, not even if you bribe the cops. And no scaring them either. You have a bad habit of scaring men in this city, and I refuse to be an enabler.
Oh who am I kidding. I'll be pinned to the wall by smooches and totally unable to respond in an meaningful way.
LESS THAN FIVE DAYS TILL I GOTS MAH TREASURECHEST! WOOOO!
No, darling, you can NOT be nekkid in the airport. NO, not even if you bribe the cops. And no scaring them either. You have a bad habit of scaring men in this city, and I refuse to be an enabler.
Oh who am I kidding. I'll be pinned to the wall by smooches and totally unable to respond in an meaningful way.
nah i know i cant go naked in ny, would blind everyone!
sadly have NOT done enough nude tanning this summer!
ha! think i will scare lots of people when i show up? last time was hilarious
....pinned to the wall you say.... mmmmmm could be
it is now 7:14am my time... only 3 days till i invade the states!
watch out america! lock up your pickles, (mexican/sushi/italian/buggerjoints) tasty restaurants, sex shops and cops! troubles coming
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