LUPO!! (probably NSFW somewhere in here)

[Amina516]

Titty Excavation Service?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Nothing a really long straw wouldnt handle.

Perhaps....a crazy straw?

[Whiskey]

FACEBOOK IS DOWN OH GOD WHAT DO I DO WHERE IS MY EMERGENCY INTERNET

[lupo pazzesco]

<stumbles in>

<collapses>

<Is DEAD!>

[SteeleDragon78]

<stumbles in>

<collapses>

<Is DEAD!>

quick we need rum and cookies, start the iv rum and ill wave the fresh baked cookie smell at her

[Whiskey]

<stumbles in>

<collapses>

<Is DEAD!>

This is me right now too.

[lupo pazzesco]

...

cookie...?

So much shit went down today. SO much. I should write it all up, but I'm honestly too crap tired. I'm currently lying on my couch, and the laptop is propped up against my knees. Minimal movement required.

Don't even have the energy to go get something to eat.

[SteeleDragon78]

perhaps a tom collins and a couple of these cookies?

[lupo pazzesco]

What kinda cookies? And I'll take Tom Collins, but only if he can give a good foot rub. Some asshat decided they could pull boxes of biology books down by themselves, and my feet suffered the consequence...

[SteeleDragon78]

What kinda cookies? And I'll take Tom Collins, but only if he can give a good foot rub. Some asshat decided they could pull boxes of biology books down by themselves, and my feet suffered the consequence...

tom doesnt do foot rubs, just makes you not feel your feet, and i have secret recipe double chocolate chunk double chocolate chip walnut cookies

[KiaKat]

I'm in the process of making cupcakes.

And I have more plum brandy.

I'll share both, if you share the stories. Did Dick cause you any more trouble today? Was the Glare of DOOMY DOOOOM! needed?

[lupo pazzesco]

Kia...don't make me beg...

At one point, Dick had me going to SM and telling her he just needs to stop talking to me. Period. What I didn't say is the next time he opens his mouth, I'm likely to kick him in the face.

My opening cashier called out for today AND tomorrow saying she's siiiiiiick, but I know for a fact she's hungover, and going drinking again tonight. College students suck in general, and

[Lady Legira]

Hmm 68 pages already lol

I offer my humble Bewbs for your happy place of merriment.

Also Dragon*Con WHOOOHOOOO! I shall be there in just over 7 days from Merry Old England for the 7th year running. *insanesmilie*

[Amina516]

Bewbs

Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooo ooooooooo there!

Lol.

I feel compelled to share a booby shot of my own with all these other boobs to keep them company.. hmmm...

[Amina516]

Im sorry Lupo. Next time, wear the (nipple) pasties that have maces on the end and swing til everyone you dont like is out of your way!