LUPO!! (probably NSFW somewhere in here)

[Amina516]

Thank God!

I thought itd be something perverted...

(but I clicked it anyways...) LOL

[Amina516]

La la la la la

Warm it up

[Whiskey]

*hip shake and/or rotation as appropriate*

[sarasquirrel]

hmmm

WTF IS GOING ON HURR???

i remember this thread being started recently but didnt realize it got up to 71 friggin pages!

i gave up after reading thru 19 pages

i dont drink, so i have no drink mix recipes.


i have bewbs. but not worthy of a page for them. nope

ALL MINE

[Treasure]

1) not exactly a flask - its a Loki bubble, and it is happiness - has Lemon Loki in it *squee*

2) what's wrong w/ cross laces? better torque and support, esp seeing as how the dress is the only thing holding me up....

[Victory Sabre]

Well S.O.B..

The person who does the schedules screwed up and had to change the schedule for today. Instead of being done at 2, now I don't get done till 9.

No $1 burgers and beer for me. I'm a sad Victory Sabre. I don't get any boobs either (though there really aren't any at the VFW).

[Magpie]

2) what's wrong w/ cross laces? better torque and support, esp seeing as how the dress is the only thing holding me up....

Because aside from that it looks so period! Well, not really, but it was the easy-to-pick on bit, and I needed something about the dress to comment on. (I don't see how cross lacing is better support, because the holes for cross lacing are always so far apart)

[Treasure]

Not the way we do them... and its better than going between the 2 sides (like most people do with shoe laces) b/c it will hold the dress closed... that dress only has 4 bones in it.. the 2 that the laces go across, and one at the 1st seam out from the closure - I do have dress that follows this design that has hooks and eyes to close it, and we've talked about frog-closures - but i worry about the pervs i hang out with attempting to remove my attire before i'm ready, don't get me wrong, when i'm ready for my bodice-gasm anybody'll do

most popular rennie pick up line: "I'm wearing too much clothing!" (response: yes you are, how may i assist you in correcting this? )

[BookstoreEscapee]

And people wonder why I don't want an open bar at my wedding, if I ever have one.

My friend's dad is a minister. Her parents would have preferred she have a dry wedding. She married into the Murphy family.
Her in-laws said, "don't worry, we'll pay for the bar!"

[lupo pazzesco]

Zombie Lupo reporting in. Today sucked again. I may just drag myself up and post about it, but I'm damned tired. I'm about to dump some rice in the rice cooker, and then make a stir fry.

Sleepy Lupo...very very tired. And sore. I need a massage.

BACK massage. BACK, not BOOBS.

In light of this thread...felt the need to clarify. and maybe I"m tired, but I just realized I've got a Dick thread in Cursing out Coworkers, and a thread about boobs.

WTF, man??

[KiaKat]

Does that mean you need to start contributing to Whiskey's thread about her pussies?

CATS you pervs.

[lupo pazzesco]

You did that on purpose!!



Wait...your name is KiaKAT...so...

<ducks and flees>

[KiaKat]

>.>

<.<

I ADMIT NOTHING!

*flees in the general direction of Lupo*

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*flings glitter and mylar streamers everywhere*

[lupo pazzesco]

GAAAAAH!!

Sparkles in my eyes!! Sparkles in my eyes!!! They buuuuuuuuuuuurn!!!!

[Whiskey]

WHAT IN THE BLUE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY GRANDMA

I got home, got drunk, put my phone on silent and went to bed. Bad night, I was exhausted and I wanted to sleep. Mid-slumber I hear "HELLO?!?!?!" I fall out of bed, wrap myself in a blanket, and stumble out disoriented as hell ready to fight someone.

Me: WHAT THE HELL?
Grandma: Oh hi
Me: WHY ARE YOU STANDING IN MY APARTMENT
Grandma: You didnt answer your phone so I just came over
Me: AND LET YOURSELF IN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Grandma: I have to use the bathroom
Me: *sits down, tries not to have a heart attack*
Grandma: Were you sleeping?
Me: Yes. I just got off work a couple hours ago.
Grandma: Oh. Did you know your front door was unlocked?
Me: Yeah I used to not worry about it since people dont just walk into other peoples homes without permission
Grandma: Oh cause in your old place it was always locked
Me: well it will be now. Thanks for the tomatoes.

Fucking CHRIST woman, BOUNDRIES. B O U N D R I E S. My grandpa would shoot me in the chest if I walked into their house randomly at 2AM like "I brought soup!"